10 Words That Should Be Used! Bonus Video
By Buck on Jan 21, 2008 in Uncategorized
Happy Monday! I hope you had a great weekend! I am going to be on TV tomorrow night! Will vlog/blog about it in the morning! How was your weekend?!
I am a little sick but feeling better!
What do you guys make of the TOM CRUISE video?! I am all for believes and stuff and good for him for having passion but I have to say his presentation of it is so scary and the whole “we are right- they are outsiders” is really CULT AFFIRMING! I dunno! If you are Scientologist- maybe you can help explain?!
I wish I had seen what Travolta said today about it: “Don’t judge someone until they have tossed your salad”. Would you love to have that on a T-Shirt!?! OMG!
Poor Katie’s movie TANKED!
Also- did you guys see any of the stuff on Corey Delaney?! All it takes is an out of control party to make a “weblebrity”! Side note: Chris Crocker is threatening to NOT MAKE ANY MORE VIDEOS until You Tube pays him. Meanwhile he is trying to become NUMBER ONE on YOU TUBE so they won’t ignore him! I was so close to being top gay and now he will pass me! LOL Oh well!
Please make sure to RATE/COMMENT on You Tube!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1QZErFsHyA
I have a fun vlog going up tomorrow morning!
Ok I am done rambling! Here is the bonus video! Enjoy!
BONUS VIDEO: Buck breaks down some of the Scientology Jargin (not really- I actually confused myself more!) Also 10 words that should be used! They should be! They are super fun to say!




















Fun list! Oh man, I hate frust. And my car windows are full of pupkiss! teehee
piglesius | Jan 21, 2008 | Reply
I disconfect my foods by kissing it up to God.
laterkatergator | Jan 21, 2008 | Reply
You totally said LHR instead of LRH!!! I love you.
It’s interesting you say you live on the internet. I once heard this very interesting theory by a guy called Steve Pavlina about things not exisiting outside of your consciousness that was very confusing but exciting. Like, when I stop watching your videos, how do I know you’re still existing? There’s no way I can prove that you are, therefore I have to be open to the theory that maybe you don’t exist outside of my awareness of you… and likewise, how do you know I exist once you stop reading this comment I posted… how confusing is that?!
Anyway, I’ll go over and watch What The Buck now, I keep pre-empting your YouTube videos and coming here first!
–Tom
tomsbrain | Jan 21, 2008 | Reply
“KFC? What?!?!” LOL!!! I don’t understand Scientology either. That list was great. Love ya!!!:-)
MimiMarquez21 | Jan 21, 2008 | Reply
Elbonics and Frust and great words!
norcomalum2005 | Jan 21, 2008 | Reply
I love that list. I’ve seen it before, but I love hearing you read it (or attempt to read it!)
Congrats on the subscriber count, by the way! That’s a very impressive feat! I think the fact that you read and respond to your comments, even with the massive amounts of them, is amazing! You definitely deserve every single subscriber you have. Keep ‘em coming!
xoxo!
CharlynnRuth | Jan 21, 2008 | Reply
Lol, I love the list!
chabis_erica | Jan 21, 2008 | Reply
Haha I love the list, it’s awsome xD
ObsessiveForever | Jan 21, 2008 | Reply
Oh that list is on facebook
How many Scientologist fans could you possibly have are there even that many in the world O_o
Navi | Jan 21, 2008 | Reply
haha im a telecractonator… i think thats it.. lol well yeah i’m that..and the one about forgetting who your calling..
AshA.3153 | Jan 21, 2008 | Reply
I hope they reach out to you Buck… Then you should make a video about it. lol! You’re awesome.
jaromani | Jan 21, 2008 | Reply
that list was fabulous!!!
i’m going to write those down
=D
DemonHalo | Jan 21, 2008 | Reply
That /was/ a great list. LOL! They are all so true (don’t know about the phonesia though… never had that happen) lol.
jaromani | Jan 21, 2008 | Reply
haha Supressed persons? They used that terminology on the South Park episode that made Isaac Hayes leave. Here’s a link.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3QqjTsFKm4
Just in case you haven’t seen it.
Love you!
Monster reply on January 22, 2008:
When I saw that episode of South Park me and Hubby were like, WTF? Nah, that can’t be real so we risked it and entered the scientology official site.
…….
That South Park episode had said it almost WORD FOR WORD how the official site described scientology. No joke. That’s why it has that disclaimer “THIS IS WHAT SCIENTOLOGISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE” in big bold letters LMAO
sueslangford reply on January 22, 2008:
I loved that episode!
darkfirelights | Jan 22, 2008 | Reply
The girl is a GENIUS!!!
Excellent list!!!
To heck with Scientology - they’re puffed up adders!
Love dem knees Buck!
Keep at ‘er! (’im???)
:D::D
quotagirl
quotagirl | Jan 22, 2008 | Reply
Hi Buck,
Thanks for making me laugh today
Hugs,
Bigwheels1971
Maine
Bigwheels1971 | Jan 22, 2008 | Reply
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MODjzo12T5k
This one is also funny. It’s the interview you were talking about I think.
darkfirelights | Jan 22, 2008 | Reply
Excellent list! I love it. Another great video!
Ali | Jan 22, 2008 | Reply
That was painful, Buck. Please don’t think about having a quiz on those acronyms. I looked up a website with sceintology terms and determined that I am:
Out-Ethics: not obeying
Aberrated: Deranged, insane
Body Thetan: an evil spirit that needs to be excercised
Good gravy, Buck. I’m just a girl! How can TC have so much animosity toward me and my kind of average everyday folk?
I don’t want to have to go through something called a “gang-bang sec check” to confess my crimes!
I can’t handle that much pressure that goes along with his kind of celebrity. I would much rather get nekked and smoke a dobie with Matthew McConnahey while playin’ the bongos.
That is my “Counter-thought”, and I am sticking to it!
ouccch….now my brain hurts.
Monster reply on January 22, 2008:
LOL Whaaa?????
MO-NEE-QUA | Jan 22, 2008 | Reply
Thanks for telling us what K.S.W means! When we watched the video we were like “huh”? Seriously, I hate how he kept using those. It so sounded like he was trying to show of how much “smarter” and “better” he was than the rest of us. And once again, was anybody else totally creeped out by inappropriate laughing. Crazy! I kept thinking…”well, maybe the interviewer total a joke…I hope”
mikenjamie7683 | Jan 22, 2008 | Reply
Yeah, after watching the Scientology episode on South Park, it just made me go ‘OMGWTFBBQ!’ I think Tom is just a deprived attention whore. I never understood why some people thought he was so great.
As far as Chrissy Crocker not making any more videos, oh gee, how will the world go on? Let’s hope he stops. I can’t handle the pseudo-twink anymore.
Sixxie | Jan 22, 2008 | Reply
OMG! hahahah You’re so amazingly awesome! Thank you for the videos!
p.s. The list at the end of the video was so funny!
lwtboi | Jan 22, 2008 | Reply
omg, that list was fantastic! I love it. Those totally should be words!
lifeinacndyswrl | Jan 22, 2008 | Reply
thanks for showing your knees. it never gets old. : ) it’s always funny! you’re so cute.
Wendy | Jan 22, 2008 | Reply
I’m afraid that you’re going to be taken away by those crazy scientologests….waaaa…be careful buck…
gerardgasum | Jan 22, 2008 | Reply
sounds like newspeak
Ms Boku | Jan 22, 2008 | Reply
LOL.. so paints! !!
ahhahahaha
OMG XOOXOXoxoxoxoOXoxox
KILLZONE47 | Jan 22, 2008 | Reply
i mean pants!
KILLZONE47 | Jan 22, 2008 | Reply
Love the word list!!
I too live on the Internet! *high five* Course, you at least have something to do with some of your time(love your show). I have nothing; I need to get a video camera and figure out how to get videos off of it and onto the computer.
Sorry, I’m rambling.
Love your show, thanks for making me laugh every time I watch you, I need all the laughs I can get.
Dancergirl | Jan 22, 2008 | Reply
dame it i was laffing so hard!
lets fix all that up
” LOL no pants! ”
Omg XoXoXo
KILLZONE47 | Jan 22, 2008 | Reply
That was such a great list.

Super fun!
TarynActress | Jan 22, 2008 | Reply
get some pants! you’re too hot for my moniter!
zoebro201 | Jan 22, 2008 | Reply
that was an amazing list!!! so funny!
jello8807 | Jan 22, 2008 | Reply
Oh my gosh. How fun is that list?! I love it.
You should get hooked on phonics…KIDDING.
Truth be told; Tom Cruise is scary and he can suck it.
Congrats on your subscriber count!!
Chris Crocker pass you up? Puh-lease, girl!
As long as you don’t bust out in a blond wig and a trailer trash jumper, I’m still on board with you Babe.
Ash.
chdwckvnstrsslhm reply on January 22, 2008:
THANK YOU for not liking Crocker too!! lol, I can’t stand him! grr! =P
DorkBaby | Jan 22, 2008 | Reply
Word list was pretty hilarious. Elbonics! can’t wait to use that. LOL
The Revver quality is fantastic and your audio is so clear. I know you just got a new mic but YouTube quality blows… crappy quality audio and video… they need to fix that.
-jay
p.s. just so you know, I highly enjoy visiting this site and clicking on ads
JasonERF | Jan 22, 2008 | Reply
LOL I loved the list!!!!
Leandrea(sp? PFFT.) rocks. Haha. Frust.
Thunderstruck47 | Jan 22, 2008 | Reply
I wanna see Buck on TV O_O that would be awesome! I would be all like ” Yeah…I watch him all the time” ….is that creepy?
Thats what she said ^^ W00T!
jensuehun2007 | Jan 22, 2008 | Reply
Funny video! I love the list videos, they’re so fun!!
stayc_1215 | Jan 22, 2008 | Reply
That was one of your best list ever! Did they make up all the words themselves? Great job!
djspics | Jan 22, 2008 | Reply
Ahahahaha. I love Corey Delaney. And buck! But tom scares me. Lol
And I love this shirt:
http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/sunglasses/male
hickschicks2010 | Jan 22, 2008 | Reply
Love it! And you were so not rambling! and i love the list, can i get a written version so i can have it for future reference? MS me!
xoxo
-Ryan
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Ryan | Jan 22, 2008 | Reply
That list was awesome.
Please let us know when the scientologists contact you… unless of course, there’s a death threat or something involved. UGH! No, of course they’re not a cult! Poor Tommie…
knibbles | Jan 22, 2008 | Reply
Great list, and hearing you pronounce the words was even better.
I so hate poor Tom C. anymore. Will he become the new leader? It is so weird!!!
Have a great day!!!
regamom | Jan 22, 2008 | Reply
loved it and you!
great list, I need to see them written down so I can use them. My memory just can’t grasp all of that by listening to it. Maybe you could post it here later!
Love you Bitch
xoxo
kmomma | Jan 22, 2008 | Reply
Excellent list. I’m totaly that last phone-thingy.
Pupkiss was a great one and it sounds so darn cute too
All that scientology stuff creeps me out. But it also makes me laugh.
Didn’t know religion could be so much fun
Moosie | Jan 22, 2008 | Reply
Katie’s new haircut is uber-hot. Gotta give ‘em credit… suddenly they’re dominating WAY more press than Brangelina. Can you see the headlines?
‘Power-Couple Power Struggle’
‘Celebrity Death Match Hits Highest Ratings EVER: TomKat vs. Brangelina! Coming soon to pay per view.’
‘Biggest Sex Tape Scandal of the Century –and we don’t mean Paris Does Dallas IV!!’
Just a thought.
Buck, you rock. Keep smiling. ;-D
whitleybk | Jan 22, 2008 | Reply
the best part of the tom cruise video is when they say at the end how he has introduced scientology to like 1 billion people… on earth.
as if he is about to head out on an intergalatic mission
wes | Jan 22, 2008 | Reply
thinks the whole thing is really scary
smaras | Jan 22, 2008 | Reply
Haha, that was awesome!
You should so totally post that list so we know how to spell those words.
We could guess some, but I bet we’d be wrong =P
Kurono | Jan 22, 2008 | Reply
i loooooooooooooooooooove u!!!!!!!!!!! mkgtweety p.s. i have a joke 4 u: The birds and the tee’s?
(January 22, 2008)
A father spoke to his son, “It’s time we had a little talk, my son. Soon, you will have urges and feelings you’ve never had before. Your heart will pound & your hands will sweat. You’ll be preoccupied and won’t be able to think of anything else.”
He added, “But don’t worry, it’s perfectly normal… it’s called golf.”
i got it from a web sie called: pacprod.com and click on joke of the day!!!!!!!!!!!! bye!!!!!
mkgtweety | Jan 22, 2008 | Reply
My front glass door is full of pupkiss! This was so much better than that Scientology crap!Hey do you think that maybe Tom Cruise is the real Mork from Ork? He scares me!
sueslangford reply on January 22, 2008:
Ok Buck I am so confused! I just watched the Cruise video and I have no freakin idea what he is talking about! He makes no sense at all. He is so weird. He keeps talking about what he has done. Is that making movies??? I still say he is from the planet Ork! Did you notice he could not sit still? Is he constipated or something! Sooooo confused!
sueslangford | Jan 22, 2008 | Reply
I just watched the scientology video. Oh my god this bitch is straight wacked in the brain. It is scary.
Nice word list
aliyam12 | Jan 22, 2008 | Reply
The list was so cute, I loved all those words because I can totally apply them to things I do daily.
Meagan | Jan 22, 2008 | Reply
omg i’ve been contacted by a scientologist before! i wrote something on my blog making fun of a video and all of a sudden i get these comments talking about how our culture is consumed with death and blah blah blah.
I’m gonna have to check out your blog more often, you’re a little calmer, I like it. Keep up the great work!
Sondra | Jan 22, 2008 | Reply
god, Scientologists are so creepy and weird. a few things i wanted you to see, as they are related:
you likely already saw the official “website”…is that a website or an infomercial? my guess is big fat culty infomercial. ew.
but anyway, it’s here, crazy bastards.
uh, that’s a little weird, their site is down, possibly covering up the whole Tommy debacle?
blumuun | Jan 22, 2008 | Reply
oops posted too soon, there’s more:
http://www.scientologyhandbook.org/
creep-tastic.
i have a list for you!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_groups_referred_to_as_cults
List of groups referred to as cults!!!!!! do you love it?
OMG! there are so many! wanna know something else that’s funny, Google “crazy cult” and see what comes up. I HAD TO HAVE IT! also check this out:
http://www.oddee.com/item_67909.aspx
wow, crazy people are scary.
blumuun | Jan 22, 2008 | Reply
Ok. That list was amazing =D
I am aquadextrus =* And i disconfect all the time! Frust is the worst… never sweeping again. Lactomangulation- all the time. They really need to just be easier to open lol
Telocrastinating!! Me and my sister do that! We literally say “not it” to see who has to get the phone…most times we say that it’s the others duty anyway and don’t pick it up XD
suru7 | Jan 22, 2008 | Reply
I’m guilty of telecrastinating…I just don’t want to seem too eager to answer the phone! I have to answer it at least after two rings (I have to wait for the caller I.D. to show who it is)
joylenexplosions | Jan 22, 2008 | Reply
Haha great list, I totally do a bunch of those
ajv570 | Jan 22, 2008 | Reply
It sounded like you said “Orks are there to help”…So Scientology is allied with Mordor now? Oh FUCK.
GenAmonX2K | Jan 22, 2008 | Reply
YAY! I’m LeAndra (I’m from KY so it’s said (Lee-an-dra) but it’s all cool! I got the list off of some random website but I htought it was fun!!! Thanks Buck!
Pandi | Jan 22, 2008 | Reply
YAY! I’m LeAndra (I’m from KY so it’s said (Lee-an-dra) but it’s all cool! I got the list off of some random website but I htought it was fun!!! Thanks Buck!
Pandi | Jan 22, 2008 | Reply
“frust” is already an existing word in german it means the blahs…
alanna_g | Jan 22, 2008 | Reply
Hi, love ur last scientology & australian party video
BUT
I think you should spend some time and do a little research about sicentology, which is a dangerous cult, more dangerous than you might think. Spend half an hour searching on google (of course not their official sites
and youtube and you won’t say you don’t want to offend scientologists ever again…
nietaki | Jan 22, 2008 | Reply
hey buck i got to tell u somthing very important
omgimapure1 | Jan 22, 2008 | Reply
HI!!
You’re awesome.
Maio | Jan 22, 2008 | Reply
to get offended by ur vid they would have to watch it and that would require them to get there heads out of there asses
LOVE U BUCK SO HILAROUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sac12389 | Jan 22, 2008 | Reply
Ever noticed how Tom’s smile is crooked? His two front teeth are way over on the right side (our right, not his) of his nose. It does not line up properly! Evidence that he is an alien, perhaps…?
Awesome words - thanks!
maj55tl4 | Jan 22, 2008 | Reply
I can’t stand pants either, Michael. I will fight the battle against pants with you! XD
JadeyChi | Jan 22, 2008 | Reply
OMG! I just dropped my lollipop and disconfected it! (It’s grape flavored!)
-Anna
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We need to talk about Heath Ledger!!! (and “Brokeback Mountain”…)
Annaismoi | Jan 22, 2008 | Reply
OMG that list was hilarious!!! I so do the phone thing a lot.
My hubby just did some research on scientology if you want him to email you stuff, let me know. He’s NOT a scientologist, he was just curiuos after the very crazy tom cruise video.
Who wears short shorts? Buck wears short shorts!! LOL
lchildre | Jan 22, 2008 | Reply
haha i blow on my food to disinfect it after i drop it! i also telecrastinate all the time, but that’s mostly because the caller i.d. doesn’t show me who’s calling unless it rings twice
that was a great list
kdidley | Jan 22, 2008 | Reply
that list was amazing and totally made my day!
Time_lady83 | Jan 23, 2008 | Reply
XD THATS FUNNY! Telepacrastinating
Ultimate | Jan 23, 2008 | Reply
I always thought PTS, meant ‘Put To Sleep’ as in veterinarian talk.
Anywho, I think Tom should consider being PTS.
mannequindisco | Jan 23, 2008 | Reply
LOL! I LOVE those words! We need to contact Oxford or something and make these words real! If “bootylicious” can be a word, so can these! Love it, Buck!
groovyflamingoboy | Jan 23, 2008 | Reply
Those are some crazy words!!! Fun list though
Nair for short shorts!
shutthefrontdoor | Jan 23, 2008 | Reply
I can see why scientology appeals to big celebrities - they already have that feeling of self-entitlement and scientologists are the only ones that matter, right? The only ones who can really help anyone. I thought his staring and weird laughing was creepy and the whole interview felt like he was acting. They have the entire video on gawker dot com if you want to watch it (that’s where I saw it)
Ha I loved that “Lactu. . . man . . .duuuuu. . . .laaaa. . . tion”
snakehands | Jan 24, 2008 | Reply
How about a top ten list of what you like/enjoy about being openly Gay.
Again, I’m not Gay, so it may not matter…
There is a happy proud sense
Show Tunes
Design
Fashion
What else do you think???
People respond!
unavailable2day | Jan 24, 2008 | Reply
The Australian party guy?
His parents were away in another state when he threw the party. The police had to call in a dog squad and a HELICOPTER to break it up. He was on national television all the next week. He insisted to the media that there was no way his parents would find out. *facepalm*
Maximus | Jan 24, 2008 | Reply
here’s a list of scientology hoopla acronyms…http://www.xemu.demon.co.uk/clam/dict2.html
leftxunbroken | Jan 24, 2008 | Reply
ahahha “thats what she said” I said it the same time you did
Yakslap | Jan 25, 2008 | Reply
omg buck!!! did u see the video of amy winehouse smoking crack? its all over youtube, u had to see it! i kinda want ur whole opinion on her, she’s kinda like the english drugged out britney spears that no one pays attention to. but i absolutely LOVE her music, i play the CD on repeat most of the time. lol LOVE YOU!!!
iWILLbuckYOU | Jan 28, 2008 | Reply
i’ve jus retyped this comment 20 times becuz i keep pressing backspace or something stupid soo i love u …ur hilarious thatz all cause my hand hurts
Love, Ty
iamnotmean | Jan 29, 2008 | Reply