Hey everyone!
I am taking a quick break from writing and wanted to say hello! I tried to catch up on some sleep this weekend! I am planning all my shows/blogs for this week AND what I am wearing for Halloween! I think I will do three shows this week in different costumes! I am HORRIBLE […]

This weekend I had to opportunity to go to NYC to see Margaret Cho in her show The Sensuous Woman. It was super fun and super gay! But there were lots of boobs too for those of you who like that!
This was my first celebrity interview! Do you love it? It was great to talk […]

Let me know what you are watching and when you are watching it!
Let’s compare notes! I need to know what I am missing and should be watching! I don’t have HBO/Showtime. For fun and to relax, I like to watch shows on HGTV and TLC about selling houses and stuff!
Also, while I love to […]

So last week I was too upset to talk about the whole Ellen thing. You know I love dogs!
My girl Ellie is getting her hair cut tomorrow! Do you love it?
Also I was too busy sending death threats to that puppy lady. Oh snap!
Today she was back and she at least owned up the fact […]

AN OPEN LETTER TO THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE
Dear President Nicolas Sarkozy,
I write to you today on behalf of the people of the United States of America. It is my understanding that your skank wife had an affair and is leaving you.Â
It is my great concern that the producers of ABC’S the Bachelor will wish […]