PLEASE SIGN THE PETITION TO MAKE BRITNEY SPEARS FIRST LADY OF FRANCE!
AN OPEN LETTER TO THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE
Dear President Nicolas Sarkozy,
I write to you today on behalf of the people of the United States of America. It is my understanding that your skank wife had an affair and is leaving you.Â
It is my great concern that the producers of ABC’S the Bachelor will wish to snatch you up for the twelfth installment of their suckass reality series.
I hope you do not take the route as I have the perfect woman for you.
Her name is Britney Spears.
She has the mental state and hot body needed to be an outstanding wife!Â
Britney is the ideal First Lady of your great nation!
And quite frankly, bitch has exhausted all options in America personally and professionally.
I am not sure if France has any pop stars? She could do that too with proper lighting and backing tracks.
Do you live in a castle? Do you have a pole installed yet?
Details- will text you later!
Please take this request seriously and note the signatures below as support for this marriage.
Most Sincerely,
Michael Buckley
Buckhollywood.com
PS: I see that you are also a lawyer – perfect!
8-france-future.jpg
NICK & BRIT - MFEO!
HEY EVERYONE! PLEASE POST YOUR SIGNATURES BELOW- AND ENCOURAGE PRESIDENT SARKOZY TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY! TELL HIM SOME OTHER GOOD REASONS SHE WOULD BE SURPRISINGLY GOOD FOR HIM!
LOVE, BUCK
We will send this off to all major news outlets and make some noise! France needs her! I need 10,000 signatures and I will present it to him!
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:16 pm
Krissy105
krissy105 reply on October 22, 2007:
OMGOSH i was like totaly the first I LOVE BUCK!!!!
justplainme64 reply on October 22, 2007:
Brilliant!!!
genevieve15 reply on October 22, 2007:
signed,
genevieve15.
geminibrat81 reply on October 22, 2007:
Bye brittany .
I love you BUck
MARRY HER
ooo6 reply on October 22, 2007:
signed!!! Send her off! now!
-ooo6
Nick. reply on October 22, 2007:
Nick.
candicelouise reply on October 23, 2007:
candicelouise
deter4955 reply on October 23, 2007:
Deter4955
This one was really funny!
entropy27 reply on October 23, 2007:
This is a brilliant idea. France is possibly the only place that could truly appreciate Britney right now. Do it!
em_is_cool reply on October 23, 2007:
Signature-em
buck, your awesome!
i made you a video. ill post it on youtube as soon as i can. im working on the editing.
=]
paolo1984 reply on October 23, 2007:
love it!
justmejules reply on October 23, 2007:
the Buck stops here!! Buck rocks!!!
justmejules~~
‘-)
Samuel reply on October 23, 2007:
Signed! Samuel x
KILLZONE47 reply on October 23, 2007:
ya ya ya ya!
malkav1 reply on October 23, 2007:
Britney is hot =)
malkav1
MADMAD reply on October 23, 2007:
Come on Brivita!! Get the hell outta the US!! C’mon, just take her, please? She never cheated on K-Fed!
Madeline
Constance reply on October 23, 2007:
queenpaxil24.
johnnyshrine reply on October 23, 2007:
Come on Mr President, step up for you country!!
Luv ya Buck, keep rockin
kara23 reply on October 23, 2007:
kara23
they would make an awesome couple.
viperxeon reply on October 23, 2007:
take that bitch home to france ^.^
Zippy3421 reply on October 23, 2007:
Suzanne Emerson
This is perfect, she can move to France and them Chris Crocker can learn to speak French!!
sonny123 reply on October 23, 2007:
sonny
blinkec reply on October 23, 2007:
true
blinkec
missdelilah123 reply on October 23, 2007:
I SIGN!
MissDelilah123
sjefern reply on October 23, 2007:
It is a perfect match! Go for it!
zak218 reply on October 23, 2007:
ZAK
veronica15 reply on October 23, 2007:
veronica15
legolas80 reply on October 23, 2007:
I’m definitely with you.
legolas80
amiller1 reply on October 23, 2007:
amiller1
megrus reply on October 24, 2007:
megrus
VivianNoir reply on October 24, 2007:
Yes Mr. President you should marry Britney or at least date her for a while even if you don’t like her it will at least piss your ex wife off. How fun is that?
getrdun reply on October 24, 2007:
consider it signed.
Typhoon reply on October 24, 2007:
Signed
Typhoon
aslynn1506 reply on October 24, 2007:
Signed, Aslynn
Bon Voyage Brit!
Loni1082 reply on October 24, 2007:
X
r4ng3_hustle reply on October 24, 2007:
im going to france at christmas
i can bring a billboard XD
love u bitch
r4ng3_hustle reply on October 24, 2007:
signed
jessiemay reply on October 24, 2007:
Jessiemay!!!
morrowc89 reply on October 24, 2007:
OMG marry her man and get her OUTTA HERE!
lisamcgill reply on October 24, 2007:
Signed!!!!
Excellent idea, and I’m Canadian!!
Lisa
Dallas reply on October 24, 2007:
Signed! (for me)
and Signed! (for my sister, whos sitting next to me laughing at this brilliant letter almost as hard as i am)
doyalovemeorwhat reply on October 24, 2007:
Great idea, who doesn’t want to marry brit?`
`11!!!!!!!!!!
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:20 pm
candace23800
astrophe1987 reply on October 22, 2007:
Astrophe 1987
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:21 pm
Gus_Cas (take her away!)
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:21 pm
Lo
-LoMoney.
SHE IS PERFECT! DO IT! DO IT!
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:23 pm
RandomNutjob
Signed just to stick it to France - my “wonderful” neighbours
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:24 pm
-had2haveIT
youll love her!!!
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:26 pm
Yeahhh =) XDD
I love you buck
Signed
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:26 pm
Signed!!
~Heather~
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:26 pm
-Bran ER
I did it for the lulz?
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:27 pm
lotusmika
:]
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:27 pm
-neiche or nayshay on youtube.
Knziggy reply on October 22, 2007:
Are they registered at Dillards?
Signed: Kaitlin
Wizzie0715 reply on October 23, 2007:
Sears I think.
jenniro reply on October 24, 2007:
No I think it’s Target or maybe K-Mart…..
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:28 pm
-MOONLIT SOUP (JEREMIMI OF YOUTUBE)
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:29 pm
Fuck, just take the slut-skank whorebag.
~babyphat009
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:29 pm
sammierm.
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:29 pm
kari aka karidaberixx
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:30 pm
where do i sign?
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:31 pm
As good as done!
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:31 pm
Take her away!!!!!
yea i went there
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:32 pm
LeEtoile.
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:32 pm
Seriously, she’s perfect. Who else would whisper sweet nothings to you in French with a drawling Louisiana accent? “Pahlaaaay Vuuu France-ay, mi amwar?” Don’t pass up this opportunity.
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:32 pm
C. Flowryte
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:32 pm
Laura Scherff…aka..mrsknutt.
Viva La get britney outta here!!!
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:32 pm
Do it Brit Brit!
-Nicole aka elocin731
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:32 pm
Elizabethology
Signed. :]
God save France…
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:33 pm
*signature*
Sounds a bit mean when you say that skank ass hoe is perfect in HIS nation. LOL!
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:33 pm
C’est une bonne idee! She’s such a cutie, she’ll do wonders for your nation… really turn things around. maybe. actually probably not. but she’s cute?
Nora (nara711)
horsebookworm reply on October 23, 2007:
I agree. She’s perfect, and you are a genius!
Signed,
Paris (lol!)
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:33 pm
Marco
Goodbye Britney :p
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:34 pm
sign
we need to get rid of her
france is a good place to send her
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:34 pm
It’s a match made in heaven!!
Signed Lizzie aka catgirl9264
Good idea Buck!
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:34 pm
Colin1388
They are perfect for each other…and perfect for America too of course
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:34 pm
You are SOOOO bad!!!! I love it. Poor Brit though, she seems like a nice girl.
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:34 pm
[signed]
sam s.
*crosses fingers*
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:34 pm
Why not? Since all First Ladies have a special prodject to spotlight, her’s could be shopping. Think about it.
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:34 pm
Leave Britney Alone!
Let France handle her!
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:35 pm
Best of wishes to the happy couple!
—Ashley aka Cineris
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:36 pm
ghdep
You should pick her cuz when you think she’s tired she’ll “Hit you one more time” and her song “Toxic” wasn’t describing her body :D:D
HEY BUCK!! “I HAD TO SAY IT”-ghdep
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:36 pm
signed
Laura
Maybe Brittany can bring world peace through shopping.
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:36 pm
Go Britney……no, really, GO!
Signed,
Heather
stargurrl13 reply on October 22, 2007:
Oh….I just saw where you put MFEO! Too funny!!!!
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:36 pm
Dani aka HighlighterLass
Your destiny is to be with Britney Spears!!
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:37 pm
Do it Brit its your only chance!
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:37 pm
Signature.
Yes…I hope Chris Crocker leaves with her too.
stargurrl13 reply on October 22, 2007:
Maybe they will adopt him!
notie25 reply on October 25, 2007:
heehee…me,too!
…this person’s act just really annoys me!…what is all those screaming and crying all about?
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:37 pm
we all look forward to getting subscriptions to all of Frances tabloids. (admit it as much as you want her out you still sorta want to see all the crap she does as the first lady of France!!!)
~Rhiannon~
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:38 pm
gigletrig
can we be invited to the wedding?
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:39 pm
France & Britney; both are hairy, sweaty, and quite obnoxious. [They go great together!] You have my support 110 percent!
-Tyler “tallguy0550″
TwoGoofballs reply on October 22, 2007:
Are/were you a chronic thumbsucker? Serious question, actually.
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:39 pm
signed, Karla Famania aka “karliezmarie”
please make this happen, afterall, she does love her FRENCH fries! come on now.
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:40 pm
-Wizzie0715
If you take her, then maybe the next time France is invaded you could just have her preform for the occupying force, and France can regain its sovereignty on its own for once in 200 years (of course it would still be with the aid of an American, but we would be willing to not recognize her any longer and give all her credits to you).
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:40 pm
Hmmm.. reasons Brit is good for him? Well..
1) With her record if they decide to have kids she can never take them from him. Kevin might even babysit, since he is such an Amazing dad!
2) I hear that most married men never get to see their wife’s “hoo-hoo”
the paparazzi would see to it that you got to see Brit’s “Best” *cough cough* till you were sick to death of seeing it. I know we are sick of it!
3) With Brit.. you will never have a dull moment!
PLEASE TAKE HER! Please….
signed!
XOXO!,
Wyckie
Haley_Myles reply on October 22, 2007:
President Nicolas Sarkozy…Britney would be a good wife for you for so many reasons. I believe that although she has made some mistakes in her life, this would be a good chance for her to improve her chararcter and show the world what she’s got! She can also spread the American culture to France through singing and shopping. Yay! Love, Haley
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:41 pm
jeanette_o
Au Revoir Britney!!
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:43 pm
*signed*MimiMarquez21
Britney belongs in France. She is stinky, she is rude, and she doesn’t like to wear underwear! Match made in heaven. Great job Buck.:)
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:43 pm
Well,
Lets be honest she is an american popstar train wreck…..we want turn but we can’t.
So might as well give the press to france
JudoBEAR
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:43 pm
Love is in France for Britney
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:43 pm
All men of power are supposed to have a trophy wife, right? I think she would make an excellent trophy wife. Trophy wifes aren’t required to be smart are they? As long as she doesn’t talk, she’s charming. She can just smile, wave and look pretty. She is really a gorgeous girl….on her good days. Please help us…I mean her.
Elaina B
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:44 pm
take her away!!
emilydel
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:44 pm
please, please, please take her AWAY! I almost feel bad sending her to France though…..hmmm.
-cinticat
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:45 pm
Nikki Vee
She needs you! America doesn’t.
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:45 pm
I feel bad for France.
vivluvsulots.
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:45 pm
enjoy france britney… people of france be forwarned…it will take her a bit of practice to get the left hand driving down!!
dwen
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:46 pm
beelover9481
im gonna miss her! :[
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:46 pm
Oh, but you must!!! TAKE HER!!
I can only imagine her first French-language CD,
C’est Britney, la bitch.
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:46 pm
To President Nicolas Sarkozy:
You really would like her - she’s les genoux d’abeille!!
~MsDiscord
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:47 pm
signed,
Muffy! :3
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:47 pm
sincerely,
Dennis Rudasill
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:49 pm
They would be perfect… did you see Sarkozy get mad at the press while on vacation?
sincerely,
R. Whipple
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:50 pm
Take her. She’ll be easy to please. Lock her in a starbucks with an electric razor, a wrack of too short dresses and boot, and give her drugs and a cut out holding a camera… she’ll be happy forever.
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:52 pm
lol ur so bad but i guess I HAD TO HAVE IT
Bye Brit, hope u remember to feed the kids . . .
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:52 pm
Totally,
Megan H.
PS: She pops out boys so you’ll have heirs!
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:53 pm
aww they make a cute couple…
sure!?!
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:53 pm
Send her to London,
Send her to France,
If we’re lucky,
We just want to see her in underpants!
Love the website Buck!
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:54 pm
he-ey. ^_^
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:54 pm
You don’t even have to convince her Mr. President! Just leave a trail of Cheeto’s leading to your castle and bitch will follow!
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:54 pm
sincerely,
Matt
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:54 pm
YES SEND HER AWAY!!!
They are perfect for each other!!!
Love the website Buck!!
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:54 pm
Loves it.
Photo_Haley
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:55 pm
Take her to France. You’ll save on the undewear bill some other woman will screw you out of.
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:55 pm
I love this!!!dooo it!
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:56 pm
I TOTALLY SUPPORT IT!
Dan
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:57 pm
Tobes
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:57 pm
Take the skank away!
Colleen R
Buck ROCKS! =]
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:57 pm
~liz10000
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:58 pm
Andrew P.
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:58 pm
away with her!!
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:58 pm
She doesn’t need a husband. She needs an education. I highly doubt she got a proper schooling after she became a big star at 16, and I know she didn’t go to any college.
But as a joke I’ll sign…
MntlWard
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:59 pm
gertie
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:59 pm
you HAVE to have it!!!
-Griffmom
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:00 pm
But then she will make france suck even more and we all know bitch will get the wrong meaning when someone say Oui oui
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:00 pm
refriedbeatss
-signed-
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:00 pm
Britney for First Lady of France! Take her away!
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:00 pm
fallofautumndistro
Spears FTW!
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:01 pm
I agree with Michael!
Sophie
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:02 pm
A Once In A Life Time Opportunity. Definatly should take it!
Its not like they have any dignity. Right?
-B-
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:02 pm
diorable-nikki!!!!
yah yah!!
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:03 pm
does caller #9000 get backstage tickets?
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:03 pm
-Lionheart-
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:03 pm
Dear Mr. French President
You’ve seen London, you’ve seen France, now see Britney’s underpants…or not. Because she doesn’t wear any.
YOU’LL HAVE TO HAVE IT.
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:03 pm
I’M JUST SICK OF HEARING ABOUT ALL THE STUPID SHIT SHE DOES. LET SOMEONE ELSE DEAL WITH HER.
ONLY 9,915 MORE TO GO!!!!!! COME ON PEOPLE SIGN…SIGN….SIGN.
XOXO JACKIE
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:04 pm
Yay!!
-ambere33
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:04 pm
vvviewer1…viva la france!
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:04 pm
Britney could learn enough French for that job!
“Voulez vous couchez avec moi?” LOL
–Loretta
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:04 pm
You’ll have to have it (her)
~laughsandy1259~
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:05 pm
torigirl218
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:05 pm
I completely agree.
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:06 pm
Anything buck says is right!!! listen to him Nick!
-Allie
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:06 pm
She’s the one, Mr. Sarkozy.
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:06 pm
xoxo
Isn’t France all about being pantieless? ;o)
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:07 pm
Cher President Sarkozy, s’il vous plais, marrie Britney Spears pour le meillerument d’Etats Unis.
- elnutella
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:08 pm
No more Taco Bell, Miss Spears. Now you get crepes!
-signed-
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:08 pm
Hope you get it done.
PS - new site is nice.
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:08 pm
Sarah
sarahDOESNTknow
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:09 pm
Diego a.k.a. Will
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:09 pm
I’m all for it!
~Nikki~
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:09 pm
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:10 pm
hehe
-Cristal-
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:11 pm
sofyluv
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:11 pm
~danielle aka dani~
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:11 pm
i love it!
ARIEL
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:12 pm
Love the idea!
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:12 pm
Cristal (¿omfg Renée?)
=) You’ll love her!
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:12 pm
Great idea!
signed ~babyboo(Amy)~
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:13 pm
As long as you keep her out of the Southern Hemisphere I’m happy!
*Signs* ~Dan
I had to have it.
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:15 pm
Take her. Immediately.
Signed!
Kelli
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:15 pm
OH SNAP! What an awesome idea!
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:16 pm
perfect matchhh!!
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:17 pm
I LOVE IT.Britney reinvent yourself hun.Do someone…oh I mean something you haven’t already done.Love Ya!
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:18 pm
Kgwolf, it’s too perfect. XD
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:18 pm
Sarkozy, she is still hot, just not hot enough for the VMAs…
Nothing like a hot crazy bitch.
signed: Dan T
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:18 pm
lol
Regards
Chris
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:18 pm
Oh why not. JadeyChi will sign this XD
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:18 pm
EvMarSab.
Match made in Heavennnn. Buck is a genius.
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:18 pm
Jessica F.
take her away!
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:18 pm
she’s got my vote…power to the people!!
signed
rvgcye07
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:18 pm
Signed.
Erin T.
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:19 pm
I love this idea. Britney has so much to offer in this would-be cultural exchange… She can be a role model to the French with her gum smacking, coochie flashing, manic-depressive ways. She and Sarkozy can go on drinking binges together. Think how much fun everyone could have!
Signed.
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:20 pm
I SUPPORT!!!
Joseph Peter Goulette
Oh.. and a reason, she doesnt wear panties, EASY ACCESS
ew
lmao
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:21 pm
Heck. Yes.
Signed,
Emily
emphan89
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:22 pm
Haha I totally support this!
Steeniekins.
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:23 pm
truly,
Sarah
lootinator_47
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:24 pm
Fantastic! Brit can wander around Paris with a giant french cafe in her hand! You might want to mention the “no panties” rule she’s got too, that could be a big selling point! Viva la crotch!
~1ofsixsisters
Smooch! Bee
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:25 pm
OMG I TOTALLY SUPPORT THIS LOL.
buck, the world will be a much better place with your ideas. well, at least the united states will be.
and france has pop stars. sofia essaidi is/was popular in france. you should find her song “mon cabaret” on youtube, it’s pretty good
anyways buck,
i, emilyhollywood, support this petition to get britney the hell out of here.
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:26 pm
OMG
LUV iT~*
~Jake Copeland
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:26 pm
haha I support this wholeheartedly
signed
radicalprincess88
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:26 pm
It was meant to be!
~Fooja
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:27 pm
SIGNED
I HAD TO HAVE IT
LOVE YOU
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:27 pm
President Sarkozy,
This Spears woman is totally your type and I support the marriage all the way!
Signed,
Nicky Byrne
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:27 pm
I definitely support this.
Haley Mathews
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:28 pm
Go Britney!
- ChrisMD
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:28 pm
-rachael
i support this petition.
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:29 pm
au revoir, brit!
Billie
mesmerelda03
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:29 pm
brilliant
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:29 pm
DO IT NOW.
~Prismaya
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:30 pm
Agreed!! she can make a better career with the french! PLEASE TAKE HER!
-Natalija Stankovic
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:30 pm
Michael Bloss
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:32 pm
FueledByErin
I had to do it..
muwhaha.
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:32 pm
Sonya William
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:32 pm
Booskie69
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:32 pm
great idea how fast can we make that happen
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:33 pm
Buck I love you!
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:33 pm
Signed
-Vic
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:33 pm
BlairOnAPlane
what a plan!!!
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:34 pm
YES! bonjour, my dear president - marry britney and fly away with her!
jmw2147
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:35 pm
I stand wholeheartedly behind this petition. The marriage of Britney Spears and Nicolas Sarkozy would be a symbol of America and France finally making amends for past grievances such as America’s “freedom fries” debacle and famous frenchman Gerard DePardieu’s face.
Britney plus Nicolas equals unity with France! (say it out loud and it sort of rhymes!)
Love ya Buck!
Ellen Brownski
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:36 pm
I hereby agree to the idea of Britney Spears being the next “Sarkozy”. Mais oui!
- Isabel “Izzybel” Erroa.
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:37 pm
One word: CHEESE
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:38 pm
Just Say YES!!
Althought this french dude is ugly, that really not a problem for brit. Kisten if Britney can marry some random not famous guy for 24 hours, and then an ex back up dancer, why not the divorced president of France? Honestly even though French people think they are always better than us there isn’t much difference between them and white trash rednecks like Britney, they smell, don’t wear undergarments, and basically don’t give a shit what people think about all their crazy ways. i think its brilliant and perfect - good job Buck!
Amy
crinklefries33
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:39 pm
yes yes yes send britney to france and a side note to the poparazi please chase her in a car at high speeds lets see what happens
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:39 pm
I support this.
Signed,
Nita
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:39 pm
Do it! You must do it! Brit Sarkozy; sounds like a street name for a type of drug!!!! Wonderful!!!!!
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:40 pm
Love it!
Carole.
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:40 pm
at least the US will be rid of her…I mean wait!, she’ll be an asset to France!
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:41 pm
Britney Sarkozy, it has a nice ring to it. President Sarkozy, you will absolutely love her! She’ll always keep you entertained!
-Katie Dolman
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:41 pm
hahahaha GREATEST IDEA EVER!!!!
Signed sealed and delivered!=D
Samantha Wildridge aka ayrastark
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:41 pm
Take her .. please.
Signed,
Kelly Ohl (astucity)
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:42 pm
Kendall
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:42 pm
He can totally have her!!
Stephanie
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:43 pm
go britnay you can do it
signed,
erica
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:45 pm
Take her now.
Love Allie.
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:46 pm
xsushiloverx a.k.a Helen
Another bonus of marrying Brit is that she’ll introduce Taco Bell to your wonderfully healthy nation.
P.S. Does France already have Taco Bells?
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:47 pm
Rhianndanger
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:47 pm
Absolutely,
Nick K
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:47 pm
Dulcynea aka Allison
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:48 pm
mangoShapedSpace
She would be perfect for you, president Sarkozy! She is just what you need after your wife leaving you! She will brighten your day with her bleached self, and feed you fries when you vacation in the French Rivera outside your castle. You can discuss children, as long as someone else takes them. There is no need for her to be raising anything [ooer]. Please, PLEASE take this petition seriously; the rest of us are. Consider Britney Spears! She is a role model to the world! [ish].
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:48 pm
Signed
Sealed
Now lets deliver!
Deliver Britney to France that is…!!!
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:48 pm
Yes! Let Britney wander off to the capital of France - ROME, oooops I mean Paris. Ahahaha, support Britney, support Buck!
Signed,
Lune Ellise
P.S. by the way,nice website Buck!
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:49 pm
Am I #10,000? Do I get a prize? Can I get an answer…what is “MFEO”? Married For Ever..Ole’?
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:49 pm
signed.
selene lee
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:49 pm
Miguel Aguilar
yay
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:50 pm
I love buck
And brittney should leave america
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:51 pm
Stefan ‘Dage.
Signed, Sealed, Delivered… and so forth.
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:51 pm
Go Britney!
France is calling for u!
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:51 pm
How should I sign?
Kat Okon or crazzykitty2001 ??? Screw it I just did both. LOVE IT! I had to sign it! LoL. Thanks for the laugh. Smooches!
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:51 pm
signed.
love ya buck.
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:51 pm
Mr. President of France, you’ll find Britney to be an excellent companion. Remember all those frustrating moments in your teen years, attempting to persuade and coax that hot chick out of her pants? Trust us Americans. It’ll be SO MUCH EASIER.
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:53 pm
I would so love to see Britney kick Sarkozy’s mistress out of his bed in the middle of the night.
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:54 pm
I LOVE IT!
-Jake
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:55 pm
I hear she loves French Fries.
Consider this signed!!
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:56 pm
I can see it now: Chris Crocker screaming “Partir britney seul!”
Signed Hasuob
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:56 pm
the best political marriage of the year!
-KtheKidd
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:56 pm
Oui, oui! Bon Jour, Britney
Signed,
Ginger D.
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:56 pm
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:57 pm
okay, fine, i’m signing twice, since the first time didnt appear to work.
piglesius
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:58 pm
All we have to do is teach her this phrase.
Say it with me Brit:
Voule vous couche avec moi, c’est soir?
:Signed: Cynthia
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:58 pm
:signed:
Fashnvictm from Texas
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:00 pm
-Joshua Lindsey
Seriously president French person. Take her.
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:01 pm
Here is my signature
And you are so welcomed Michael!!!
- Nicole Rogers
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:01 pm
great idea to get rid of that skank but i think we need to put something in small print where he takes Britney but he also has to take Chris Crocker and Perez too. Its a 3 for 1 deal. Perez can become his PR person and Chris can…… wait what does he do again???
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:01 pm
Signed: Darren
Calikola reply on October 22, 2007:
President Sarkozy,
You should make Britney Spears your wife, because if you are looking to boost your economy, Britney Spears will do it singlehandedly in daily Frappucino purchases.
Also, if you want your wife “taken care of”, I’m pretty sure Britney’s Louisana background makes her no stranger to the prison shank, if you catch my drift.
TAKE HER PLEASE!
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:02 pm
Awwe Brit!
Peace
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:03 pm
Mr President,
This princess has had her share of heartache & can understand what you’re going through.
Britney’s a gorgeous young lady and she’ll make a damn fine wife sir, a damn fine wife!
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:03 pm
oh buck you are brilliant but i doubt france would want america’s reject as their 1st lady…. but i think Sarkozy really could use some love right now
Jenna
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:03 pm
This is a great idea. Love ya Brit, but maybe a fling in France would do her(and america) some good.
Signed,
MCOBrien06
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:04 pm
She’s perfect for you, hope you don’t like panties!
-Sam
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:04 pm
I’m in!
Jenn Tegt
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:04 pm
Signed!!!!!! France will love her.
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:06 pm
signed!
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:08 pm
She is can’t drive, even tho she tries, so u can be sure she wont scape
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:10 pm
signed! this is brilliant Buck!
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:10 pm
Signed!!! LumiStar
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:10 pm
Signed, but I give it a week before they get repulsed by her and deport her ass back.
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:13 pm
count me in !!!
and when they reached that part of the ceremony where it goes “if someone objects to this union please speak now or forever hold your peace” will someone make sure that chris crocker is either gagged or not in the room !!
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:13 pm
Signed.
I luv you Buck
Marry her! help her! polish her !
Oh and no refunds
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:14 pm
This seems like a very logical solution to a very annoying problem:) Love It!! I have to say i think Ross185 is being a bit generous with the whole week thing…they will be sending her and her nasty vajayjay home faster than we can say “thank f’ing God that skank is gone!”
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:15 pm
Consider it sighed!
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:15 pm
Siiigned! =D
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:15 pm
I gleefully sign.
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:16 pm
Signed! Please take K-Fed with you to France.
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:18 pm
I don’t care as long as she goes away . . . America is totally sick of her.
-Kevin
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:18 pm
Oh man, I just had to sign!
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:18 pm
She was a pop princess and she’ll become a queen.
I think she’ll be very happy there but she has to keep her name and of course “K-fed” must go too.
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:19 pm
LoL you got my signature!
Padraigh Dunn
Thanks Buck!
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:21 pm
Take her away~! D:
~Signed Catherine.
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:21 pm
sq4u
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:22 pm
haha!
Great idea!
take full credit!
Your Awesome Buck!
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:22 pm
This is my signature!
David
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:22 pm
Mr. President, I also support your union with Britney Spears. You each have something special to offer the other. You can teach her how to act sober in public, while she…can teach you how to dance around a stripper pole. You see, sir? It’s like a match made in heaven–you two will make the perfect couple.
Signed,
Henry
P.S. If she ever arrives home in a drunken stupor, just pump her full of horse tranquilizers. She’ll sleep it off like a baby.
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:24 pm
A.R. Shaw, Esq.
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:24 pm
Mr. President,
I think marrying Britney would be good for you for the following reasons:
1. She already has her own security guards! Think how much you’d save!
2. Think of all the back-room politics and shady deals you could do…her public blunders would take the limelight most of the time, leaving you free to wheel and deal your way to total world domination!
Signed
DandieeLyon
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:24 pm
Haha totally take her.
Mr France you know you love the whole “barefoot and pregnant” saying. Add white trash to it and Britneys perfect. :]
Miss Electric Ocean reply on October 22, 2007:
oh and of course,
Signed,
Chelsea
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:25 pm
Marry her!
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:25 pm
This is me signing this because lets face it. You would be awesome with her and she needs you. I hoestly think that it would be good for publicity too! yours truly
Collette Reid
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:26 pm
She has a lovely smile! And I’m sure she has a semi-sparkling personality. Why not? Good luck!
Signed, sealed, and delivered,
Shelly*
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:26 pm
haha
love it!
breniel
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:26 pm
You are such a caring person. I mean look at what you are doing for us…and Britney of course.
Signed.
diddy
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:30 pm
I’ll support it.
-Nick
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:31 pm
Signed!
I’m all for Britkozy.
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:32 pm
signing!
sounds like a good plan.
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:32 pm
Please take her she loves France….and their Fries ^.^
~ Miaka
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:33 pm
X
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:34 pm
-Solana Willis-
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:36 pm
-Dominique Cote-
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:37 pm
~Ren~
Love you Buck!
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:38 pm
Signed,
Britney, its for your own good
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:39 pm
this is Victor Roa, and I believe this is an excellent idea to make a wonderful union between our two great country. I have a cousin who lives in France and also believes it’s not fair the poor relationship between USA and France.
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:40 pm
Loves it..
Marie
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:42 pm
Signed and stamped! MARA APPROVED! Oui, Oui!
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:44 pm
Perfect couple!
-Jay
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:45 pm
X marks the spot!
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:45 pm
Bon Voyage Britney!
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:45 pm
Dear Mister Prisdent
Please marry Britney Spears This not only will help you to be reconized thoughout the world but will also help you in the bed.. BRITNEYS and FREAK in the SHEETS she’ll even let you have another woman attained !! Doesnt that sound great! And im sure she must be hotter then you last wife!! And besides looks like you getting a wee bit older now and what the key to looking 5 years younger… have of young blonde bimbo as eye candy by your side of cource. This will not only make you look like THE MAN but you will do you country proud SINCERLY YOURS
DONALD TRUMP LOL JOKEZ
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:46 pm
Consider me signed up! I’m loving the new site very spacious in here.
Who does your decorating? very lovely. Well got to run!
dajsauce
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:47 pm
I don’t know if I’m signing because it’s a great idea or because it’s almost 1AM…either way. Signed
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:49 pm
marry her!!!!!!!!
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:50 pm
Signed!
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:51 pm
Very nice, and good luck with that, I mean after all you are right about her being wasted here.
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:52 pm
Alex!
Do it!!!!!!!!!
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:53 pm
This is soooooo true!
i sign this!
-daiki_ringo
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:53 pm
nice idea, Buck!
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:53 pm
Mr. Nicolas Sarkozy,
I think a change of location would do our Britney good. She has sold millions of records, so obviously we all like her. She just needs to get somethings straight. You could help her!
Thanks, Beth
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:54 pm
Viva Britney! Hope that bitch enjoys Paris!
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:54 pm
Everyone has to marry Britney Eventually. So it’s not a matter of IF he will marry her, but when.
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:54 pm
Do it Bitch
signed!
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:54 pm
signed,
stayc c
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:59 pm
signed,
lyn
October 22nd, 2007 at 11:00 pm
perfect match
marry her please!
October 22nd, 2007 at 11:01 pm
OH YEAH!!!
I support this idea 100%!!!
Signed
Leena
October 22nd, 2007 at 11:02 pm
Signed the petition. Now you must fulfill your promise and make this happen.
October 22nd, 2007 at 11:03 pm
Please Sarkozy! She’s bleeding us dry with the lack of talent. Isn’t that what France is famous for these days? Whoops! My bad. No, really, I love France. Viva la revolucion!
Oh, and no worries Buck… Brit will bring her OWN pole, okaaaaay?
signed,
alan
GimmeMoreBuck reply on October 23, 2007:
OMG, I was tottally thinking the exact same thing!
Kyle (GimmeMoreBuck)
October 22nd, 2007 at 11:07 pm
Signing this petition now! had too! “Gimme gimme, gimme more” will the the president’s new phrase for britney! bye britney have fun in france, you’ll like it!
~mlhmessy16~
October 22nd, 2007 at 11:09 pm
signed,
kimtsoHOE
October 22nd, 2007 at 11:09 pm
signed
kerstin
October 22nd, 2007 at 11:09 pm
Do it!
October 22nd, 2007 at 11:11 pm
Elizabeth L
October 22nd, 2007 at 11:12 pm
The French people will embrace Britney just as they did Jerry Lewis.
-Jordan P. Smith
October 22nd, 2007 at 11:14 pm
Crystal H. , Sweden
October 22nd, 2007 at 11:15 pm
I am so for sending her to France! Bye Bye Mom of the year!
Mike P.
October 22nd, 2007 at 11:16 pm
wahahahahaaaaa
I are sign!
-kitti
October 22nd, 2007 at 11:20 pm
brownman
October 22nd, 2007 at 11:21 pm
Bicolas forever!!!!!
Consider me on the Bicolas train that is NOT going to France.
sign!
Brooke
October 22nd, 2007 at 11:23 pm
Signed.
Take britney please. she’ll have your babies. srsly. she will. and grandbabies….. and great grandbabies…..
o yea and all of france will get to see what your going to see in her.
October 22nd, 2007 at 11:24 pm
so signed.
October 22nd, 2007 at 11:26 pm
Buck the activist.
October 22nd, 2007 at 11:26 pm
Bonjour, je signe cette pétition ainsi Britney obtient la baise hors des USA et obtient le Français tout a pissé au loin à la place. Ils le méritent. Au revoir
October 22nd, 2007 at 11:27 pm
Of course I’ll sign for such a noble cause! lol
Tiff_0816
October 22nd, 2007 at 11:27 pm
Dear Mr. President,
Britney will be perfect for you! (:
Sherry
October 22nd, 2007 at 11:31 pm
Perfect!!!!
*Elvira*
October 22nd, 2007 at 11:31 pm
manyonerise
Love ya!
October 22nd, 2007 at 11:35 pm
Signed! ^.^
October 22nd, 2007 at 11:38 pm
Signed
Musicismine07
October 22nd, 2007 at 11:42 pm
Napat84
October 22nd, 2007 at 11:45 pm
what da hell?
October 22nd, 2007 at 11:45 pm
contributing
October 22nd, 2007 at 11:45 pm
Thunerstruck47/SophieRocks182 :D:D
One step closer to 10,000. Yes 10 not 9. Dream big, Michael!!
October 22nd, 2007 at 11:45 pm
signed…love ya Buck!
October 22nd, 2007 at 11:46 pm
Kevr0n
October 22nd, 2007 at 11:49 pm
Signed
Spenceman1013
October 22nd, 2007 at 11:52 pm
signed Natalie S.
October 22nd, 2007 at 11:52 pm
signed and lovin it!
October 22nd, 2007 at 11:55 pm
signed Yvedt.
October 22nd, 2007 at 11:57 pm
signed,
perfectlittlelife
It’s a win-win situation for everybody: America, France, Brittney, and President Sarkozy. Great solution Buck!!
October 23rd, 2007 at 12:02 am
signed,
Brittney
I love it!!
October 23rd, 2007 at 12:02 am
petition signed!
October 23rd, 2007 at 12:04 am
signed,
silambam
take her away,she will do good for you…she once performes sucks at the vma..lol
October 23rd, 2007 at 12:09 am
A match made in heaven! Britney grew up “in the most delightful way.”
~ Mike
October 23rd, 2007 at 12:16 am
[sign]
just say it: j’adore et tu Britney, mon ami
x PolexiaAphrodisia
October 23rd, 2007 at 12:21 am
Nick and Britney,
Nick and Britney
Go thogether like Music and Whitney!
JAMIE!
October 23rd, 2007 at 12:22 am
Signed by me. ^_^
Yes, I love it. I don’t know why this hasn’t been thought of already!
Kudos to you, Buck!
I love you like a ten dollar hooker.
And I usually go for the five dollar ones. So. YAY.
- Amanda
October 23rd, 2007 at 12:23 am
Yeah, Britney needs a new gig, and this is the perfect job for a former pop star.
It’s either this or the dole queue.
October 23rd, 2007 at 12:25 am
Love,
Mirror
October 23rd, 2007 at 12:26 am
signed
Alicia
October 23rd, 2007 at 12:31 am
Sincerely, PJCimacio
October 23rd, 2007 at 12:32 am
FUCKING SIGNED!
Kaimetso
October 23rd, 2007 at 12:39 am
signed- Vanessa
you’ll have more press and she’s guaranteed to put out!
great idea buck!!!
October 23rd, 2007 at 12:50 am
signed by Joshycakes, this is the best idea since the mach 3 razer, go get’im Brit! I think she’ll be more successful with her unconcern for undergarments over in gay parie!
October 23rd, 2007 at 12:52 am
Rachel Wright
Take her, please take her!
October 23rd, 2007 at 12:52 am
I live in Germany and know that Germans never really got along with the French until Willy Brandt made peace back in the 1960s. Secretly, the Germans love seeing France in tatters and vice versa. So I am signing this petition with the condition that if you send Britney to be the “Schadenfreude” for France, then you must do something equally evil to the Germans! As Angie Merkel is supposedly happily married, could you send Brit’s ex in to do some damage?! Just think of the headlines: Merkel mit Ferkel (the Chancellor has a bun in the oven or as my son says a piglet)! It would make such great theater! And you know Europeans love a good play! Peace out!
premeddancer reply on October 23, 2007:
do you like your country? to want to see a horrible person go over there, although kevin is kinda a hottie
October 23rd, 2007 at 12:54 am
Signed Sealed & Delivered
October 23rd, 2007 at 12:55 am
Dejajeva!
October 23rd, 2007 at 12:58 am
This would clearly cause world peace to descend upon this world’s people. Please, Mister President, for everyone’s sake, marry Britney Spears.
October 23rd, 2007 at 1:04 am
English:
yes yes yes, please make this woman your wife and take her back to your country. they seem to really need a taste of American pop stars. they kinda suck… we’re up for a trade… you have any pop stars? we will take your worst for our worst, but other than being a criminal, a bad mother, a skank, an un license driver, getting DUIs and singing horribly, oh and losing her kids and being a bad pet owner, she’d be a great first lady. I am sure duct take would work wonderfully. It is a thought…
Translated to French:
En français:
faites oui oui oui, svp Ă cette femme votre Ă©pouse et ramenez-l’Ă votre pays qu’ils semblent avoir besoin vraiment d’un goĂ»t de bruit amĂ©ricain les tient le premier rĂ´le nous sucent un peu… sont vers le haut pour un commercial… vous ont n’importe quel bruit tient le premier rĂ´le ? nous prendrons votre plus mauvais pour notre plus mauvais, mais autre qu’ĂŞtre une criminelle, une mauvaise mère, un skank, un conducteur de permis d’un, obtenant DUIs et chantant