Calling People A-holes FOR YOU!
By Buck on Nov 19, 2007 in Uncategorized
Last week I asked you to name names and call people out who annoyed you! Well here I go!
On behalf of you- I am telling these people to SUCK IT! Watch it and maybe your “A-hole of The Week” will be named!
What did you guys think of tonight’s What the Buck Show?! Did you watch the American Music Awards?!
What were your impressions!? Some good performances huh?! And American Idol did very well!
Enjoy the two videos!!!
And keep sending your favorite “Buck-ism’s”! New merchandise coming soon!
XOXO Michael “Buck”
Wow, I think I’m first comment. And It’s my first comment all together!
I love the way you go “Their an A-Hole!” Haha. I would have put an a-hole of the week but I only know an a-hole for a life time. Hahaha.
SeanTFlaherty reply on November 20, 2007:
HAHA GREAT JOB BUCK!
Anyways, so we were all joking about this kid who fell on his ass today. Then we started makin fun of how women are always calling themselves fat when most of the time the ones saying it are skinny. And some bitch of a teacher starts yellin at us saying how we all should respect each other. SKANK ALERT! If I wasnt worried about getting in trouble or anything I woulda been like Eat my Shit bitch! and told her to Sit on It. You rly need to straighten out some bitches in this world buck.
By the way, im going to post “your an a-hole” as one of my favorite quotes on Facebook. And theres nothing you can do to stop me!
Supergurl843 reply on November 21, 2007:
Did I miss the part he was suppose to tell the AHoles to suck it? Thats good stuff! I’m a little disappointed though, I was waiting to hear the AHole I nominated. I figured if you go through Anger Management twice and you are still an AHole you’re qualified to “suck it.” But then again I did nominate my AHole on the myspace blog….. Which reminds me of another AHOLE!!!! This week I would like to nominate TOM EVERYBODY’S MYSPACE FRIEND for bugging me in the middle of a comment to inform me he wasn’t allowing me to do anything until I changed my password b/c someone was phishing my account….Not only is he an AHOLE for interupting me while I was in the middle of sending a comment but also for being a dumbass! I knew someone had phished my acct a day earlier and had already changed my info before TOM had to tell me. So I believe this week TOM deserves to suck myass for telling me something I already knew and MAKING me do something I had already did…. WOW!!!!!!!!! Just a little scream therapy and I think that should do it….. Happy Thanksgiving What The Buck Fans
drnzyme reply on November 28, 2007:
GET OVER IT
IrishBlackRosie | Nov 19, 2007 | Reply
My A-Hole hasta be Revver, because it keeps stopping to buffer, and it’s not loading fast. Get on the ball Revver!!
kaleajamison reply on November 20, 2007:
I AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
drnzyme reply on November 28, 2007:
i disagree with your agreement. Revver is not real.
Tezzy149 | Nov 19, 2007 | Reply
I wrote a review on the wtb fan club group! http://groups.yahoo.com/group/wtb-fanclub … Yeah… i watched the AMA’s i didnt even know they were coming on til that morning lol.. luv ya buck!
xoxo
-Ryan
Ryan | Nov 19, 2007 | Reply
omg right as your video ended, there was this huge ass ad for girls gone wild…it scared me a bit
love ya buck
elliot
dancinERB | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
rofl…What’s with the Girls Gone Wild ad at the end? XD
sevenslashfour | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
Haha! This is so funny.
Who am I going to nominate…
I know!
Alright, I was at Model United Nations (don’t ask…) and the delegation for Mexico was such a prick you can’t even believe it. The whole time he was talking about how great America and boasting that he would be next president of the United States. He was hitting on girls the whole time. At one point I recieved a note from him asking if I would like to “unmoderate his caucaus”. I replied with a note saying, “Delegate, With all due respect (which is none) if you could please refrain from being such an intolerable douchebag during session it would be greatly appreciated. Regards, Botswana.” If you had seen the look on this a-hole’s face you would have been in tears laughing.
drnzyme reply on November 28, 2007:
The bar has been lowered in the U.S. so, it is conceivable that he can become the prez
thepineapple | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
hahaha…great vid!!!
what’s with the girls gone wild ad at the end…i know that has to be revver…not you…lol
gertie | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
ROFLMAO at the Girls Gone Wild ad at the end. It would have been even funnier if you had just finished a skank edition. haha
picklesandjam | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
Your show was amazing tonight!
You should read more of them, they are really good. The more personal the better.
Michael- I just want to thank you for making all of your videos. You really are the sunshine in my day.
1-3-5
Dana
Dana | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
OMG Too funny! At the end of the video, there is an advert for “Girls Gone Wild!” That is too wild!!!
IanJellico | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
Girls Gone Wild ad at the end of your video?? HA HA HA!!!
melkat02 | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
What with the girls gone wild? yuck nasty? WTB?
Buck reply on November 20, 2007:
LOL LOL LOL
I didnt do it!
12angrymonkies reply on November 20, 2007:
I live for you. Love you much. Your videos are the best.
12angrymonkies | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
1. love the add at the end. SO YOU!
2. OK i was watching Tyra today and she was talking about how her true agenda when she was a Victoria’s Secret model was to raise awareness of black women’s beautifulness.
SERIOUSLY. It is a problem WORSE than HIV and we need to be aware. plz talk about that! Or anything that happens on the Tyra show. That stuff is just… PRICELESS
Have an awesome Thanksgiving!!
kmomma reply on November 20, 2007:
Mara,
I saw that on Tyra today also and the first person I thought of was “Buck”
I think that her coment was the biggest load of BS ever….. I mean come on what was she like 14 and that was the reason she wanted to be a model. Paleeze!! Bitch needs to get her shit straight!
Buck, I love ya when new vlogs come out it’s the best part of the day!
I had to have it!!
Kelly
Mara reply on November 20, 2007:
Yeah, I’m sure she was thinking of Martin Luther King when she was doing the cover of Sports Illustrated. lol She’s so ridiculous
Monster reply on November 20, 2007:
ROFLMAO, seriously?????? Tyra is so into fighting for the cause! :/
Great show!I didn’t watch the AMA’s b/c I don’t have cable. You’re my only source to the Hollywood world, Buck! But now I wanna see those boys…what’s the name of the band?? Jo-somthingorother Band? I’m going to have to look them up.
Mara | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
BUCK email me or somthing put it in the show when you do this again…
parisinla | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
What’s with the Girls gone wild Commercial? Oh well, Buck I love your commentaries! I am a subscriber and I always vote you five stars. I watched the music award ceremony, (because I knew you would, and wanted to know what the heck you were talking about,) I loved it! I thought the performance with Sugarland and Beyonce was fantastic! I am not a fan of either performer, but I was clapping in my living room to that number! Congratulations in advance for your Fox show, I know you’ll get one.
—Keith
kal2769 | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
Awesome. Today’s WTB was one of your best! Loved all the gags, you were really into it
ThatFunnyThingOverThere reply on January 6, 2008:
I totally agree!
Venadar | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
what the buck - that was high-larious.
laughed so hard i gotr the munchies.
patton | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
After this video ended I was presented with an add for “Girls Gone Wild” I really think they are missing their target market with this one.
Wizzie0715 | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
Ok, I have to nominate this one guy in my class named John. Not only does he deserve A-Hole of the Week, he deserves A-Hole of the Universe!! He is the most pretentious, snobby, self-serving bastard I have ever met, and it drives me crazy!! He once bought me tickets to a play, but got the cheap seats so I would (as he said) “feel at home.” What an ass! I refuse to acknowledge his existence most of the time, but it’s no use! Argh! Anyway, hearing my nomination posted would totally validate my anger and give me sweet, sweet revenge in some small way, so please consider me!
Also, yay pull shapes!! I bought that CD because of you, and I can’t stop listening to it. Love you Buck!
spunkynewgirl | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
Girls gone wild…eewwww. I was literally sitting around depressed crying about how I’ve been sick for like 5 months. But watching your videos made me happy. thanks
heidi47 | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
my ex best friend lily she stops being friends with me for some girl WHO SHE CALLED A “useless wanna-be who shouldn’t be a loud to live”. now everytime i see her i say hi and she’s like “who are you?” and we were friends for like two or three years and its only been two months seens the falling out. yeah, maybe i could totally tell that huge secret about her. but i’m saving that until she does something really mean [or stupid] to me.
must go and plot against her!
~Roocarpal
roocarpal | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
I’m nominating Oprah. This woman is the anti-Christ and is out to get the whole world, but no ones seeing it. She has fake a$$ doctors come on her show and permots them soo much, and then they go out and kill people.I think we all know who i’m talking about. This woman must be stopped before any more children and people are harmed by her..oo and dont’ even get me start on her giving shit away on her show to stupid ass women who do nothing but sit at home all day while their husbands are working and their children are in day care with the pshyco nanny. stupid bitch get a life and start helping people who really need it, like the soldiers and how about our children in the US that need schools and a better education.
pinkfox | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
oo and i also want to nominate 2 girls 1 cup….and i think we all know why
pinkfox | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
NEW YORK
I have been so mad at that woman for lying and cheating and all that stupid crap!
So her show, I Love New York, which is now on season two, is totally wack.
She can’t make up her stupid mind on the past and who she likes now, all getting mad at every little thing and then bringing up the stupidist things! She shouldn’t even get married in the first place, because she is a total a-hole!
britishbakura | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
Why’s there a girls gone wild advert?!
ilovecm | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
I LOVE YOU BUCK!! You make my day every time you post!!!!!
stayc_charley | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
i’m nominateting my exboyfriend because he knew that my favirite song was LOVE by frank sinatra and when we break up he beg for a month to get back together and i say no. a month later he uploded a video of pictures of his new girlfriend with the song LOVE as a background!!! and at the beging of the video he put that he didn’t know what that word(love) mean until he meet her. like if 3 and a half years of our life was nothing, and like he didn’t beg me to stay with him.
snakehands reply on November 20, 2007:
Ooh what an A-HOLE!!!
selene17 | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
Hehe, this has been one of my favorite things you have done! It’s always good to be reminded of how much worse eveyone is, haha, especially the one that submitted themself. The whole thing kind of reminded me of the PostSecret cards, only it was assholes, haha. Speaking of favorite things, you should pull an Oprah and do a “Buck’s Favorite Things” closer to Chrismas! That would be so much fun
Best wishes, and keep up the fantastic work!
ThatIsNotMyCow | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
I’m nominating my best friend, because she decided she was going to fall in love with my boyfriend, who then in a state of serious depression left me for her. She decided, knowing he was leaving me for her, to instead fool around with another guy and leave him alone. He nearly killed himself. Also, she says I have no right to say she and him have no chance together and shouldn’t be together. FUCK OFF, SKANK.
lilcat73 reply on November 20, 2007:
Is she still your best friend - cause that’s messed up right there.
Girlfriend you are better off without people like that. Toxic! Not a Britney Spears reference.
Let them be together. They both sound like morons. Take it from someone who is older and somewhat wiser. He ain’t the one and she’s a total bitch!!!
They both should be nominated for a-hole. You deserve better.
PixieSailor | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
Hilarious, loved the bus driver. Disturbed a bit with pull shapes into Girls Gone Wild. I’d rather see Buck Gone Wild. Oh wait, that’s like every week, isn’t it?
hkmusician | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
Girls gone wild?!?!? LOL
velocity246 | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
i missed the first round of nominations. i want to nominate one of the IT guys at work. he is one of those loud phone talkers. he punched his dog in the mouth to teach it to not eat people food and then said “WHO’S THE ALPHA MALE NOW!?!” he bragged about this in one of his loud phone conversations. he likes to show off his motorcycle helmet with flames on it. he wears sunglasses inside even when the sun is not shining outside. he is always combing his hair. he tries to make everyone aware of the plans he made for lunch. he has a huge ass.
girls gone wild? do they even know your viewers?
lilcat73 reply on November 20, 2007:
Oh my god - I don’t even know this guy and I hate him. Anyone who hurts an animal is a douchebag. I so want to punch him in the face right now.
truman311 | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
WTB with the girls gone wild add at the end?
punk813 | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
Hey I’m Johncooly4ever… well my name is John Earl Dio yeah… anyway I’m in middle school and a huge fan of yours, BUCK!!!
And the person I NOMINATE…
Is my ex, bestfriend Jenny Castigo or Jenny anyway… Last week we totally had such a stupid fight and it was so stupid… it was Friday and we went out afterschool for pizza and soda right? anyway i ask her if she needs to go to the bathroom and she says no… 30 minutes later she has to go and the bathrooms are closed in the pizza place… we end up at a mexican restaurant and she got scared by the lady because the lady only spoke and spanish and she doesn’t understand… so we get into a fight because she said I embarrassed her in front of 2 people from our middle school when I say, “I don’t want you to have another accident” “Do you really want to pee in your pants again?” So what if I embarrassed her I mean she should not get scared to go to a freaking bathroom… anyway she took my jacket, and gave it to guys I don’t even know in school and I never got it back… WHAT A BITCH… ALSO She stole the dvd’s i let her borrow… give it back!!!
SHE’S THE SUPER-A-HOLE!!!
johncooly4ever | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
Girls gone wild? That’s the ad I got at the end of this video… :p Do you have any control over it? Doesn’t seem like something you’d choose.
lol It’s kinda funny though. And great vids, here and one Whatthebuckshow
jaromani | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
OMG HAHAH BUCK didn’t know you were into the girls gone wild thing???? Puts a whole new meaning to PULL SHAPES!! Loved the Episode BTW I hope you have a nice vacation
Thatguy42084 | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
Well ain’t that something..
I open a can of beer towards the end of your video and up pops Girls Gone Wild!
Lookie there.. Titties-n-Beer
Even though.. Girls Gone Wild’s a bit of a twist to end WTB with lol
and I had no clue about Dax Flame but can totally see it
ctackett6407 | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
You love Regina Spektor. Yay. That makes you even awesomer in my book.
thatisawkward | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
OMG I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING!!!
YOU SHOULD READ MORE COMMENTS!!
ok.. caps were needed
refriedbeatss | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
I loved tonights show, it was hilarious! And this A-Hole callout is fantastic! This should definitely be something weekly
neabear77 | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
OH god…i agree…make this weekly. I laughed so hard..my chest hurts. Whats funny is that i read all of the comments before mine, and I saw most of those lol…please read more!!!
BlairOnAPlane | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
Ahahah! Pull Shapes! Followed by the Bog girls gone wild ad…. Totally wrong advertising, lol. How random and wierd!
Still love you though Buck!
gamefreakgirl84 | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
Oooooh, I’m so blonde. I just got “see you next tuesday” Except with a “c” lol! I was like “What is he talking about?”
-Miss Lish
Miss_Lish | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
I really liked this one, you should read more and do this more often (or something like it). People can be such A-holes, but in a funny way. The second one was the best.
snakehands | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
There is this woman that works at the Wendy’s near by that is so rude at the drive thru window. She just hands you the food, doesn’t say kiss my ass or have a nice day or anything. She needs to find a job where she doesn’t work with the public.
brandieorme | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
LOL - LOVE IT! you have to do this again! i’m not sure, but i may love it more than singing in the car vlogs?!
piglesius | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
LOL I didn’t get the girls gone wild ad, but it would have been funny. I love this A-hole of the week thing, when people get personal it’s great! I am totally nominating my tacky neighbours for the A-hole of the week! They alwasy have like 85 holiday decorations for every holiday when our yards are smaller than our garages! Stop being trashy, tacky, and gaudy you stupid A-holes! That exactly what I want to see when I come home everynight!
lolalynn reply on November 20, 2007:
I hear ya! My neighbors have a billion of those stupid blow up decorations in their front yard. You walk by their house and the humming from all of the air pumps is all you can hear! Tacky as hell and annoying, I am so gonna get drunk one night and pop them all!
A-holes!
Veggies18 | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
LOL omg i love it more a-holes there are too many to name damnit…..
love ya bitch!!!
melissa
mistakenforasoul | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
Oh oh I want to nominate someone else. I take the public transportation bus home everyday after school, but whenever I take the bus that comes right after i get out, it is always this crazy woman. She stopped at the stop sign when i pushed stop request. Wtb?! So I asked her why she stopped at the stop sign and wanted me to get off, she said there was a bus stop right there. The bus stopwas on the other side of the road for the bus going that that side to stop. She started snapping at me saying that she is the bus driver and wanted to know if i was asking her or telling her about the stop sign. I started to get off and she started driving again and asked if I was gonna get off. Then the next time i took that bus, we were going down the road and she honked her horn and said “God damn! This isn’t a stop sign. Go! Shit…fuck….” Then came on the intercom and said “Excuse my language.” she is a crazy bus driver a hole.
HighlighterLass | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
Those stories were better than any reality TV I’ve ever seen! There are some crazy a-holes out there. Fodder for the Darwin awards I’m sure. Didn’t catch the AMAs but it sounded fab! Thanks for the update Buck.
maj55tl4 | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
I Nominate an ex-coworker named Jeff
I work at target and we recently got a new employee in named Ben. He’s cute as a button and totally innocent. Very small, soft spoken, polite, and the thickest glasses I’ve ever seen in my entire life. He’s become pretty much my crews pet.
Our boss sent him to the back room, where he does NOT belong, and messed up once, where this big burly piece of shit sheep banger named Jeff used to work. He recently quit to go coach football, go figure. Jeff proceeded to point out what Ben had done wrong. Jeff started yelling and screaming at him, scaring Ben half to death.
Jeff is an A-Hole, and so is our boss for putting Ben in the back room!
shaggyspoons | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
I nominate my sister’s enemy from school. They have been at it since freshmen year and now on their senior year they were nominated for best female dancer(they go to an art school) anyways, The girl erased all of the ballets that had my sisters name on it and she won best dancer, even thought every one knows my sister is, and every time they are both on stage together, my sister outshines her and they forget she was even in the pieces. So for her to “win” best dancer is a lie. If that dosent make her as asshole idk what is.
gingerbread_doll | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
I just thought of my a-hole nomination. The bastard who walks his dog in my neighborhood and never scoops up Snoopy’s poo. Just Scoop It!
Don’t get me started. Don’t EVEN get me started.
Love you MB!!
elljay68 | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
This was one of the best videos you have made recently. (although I do love them all) So funny. It just makes me feel better about my life to know I’m not the only one out there…
Now that I think of it, it seems like I had encounters with more stupid people than usual last week. I guess I could have nominated someone, but I’d probably feel guilty about it after…I should forgive and forget. haha.
gaijingirl | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
i nominate my cousin…who is generally a beotch…but this week we were talking at a party and i was telling her about a guy i’ve been seeing…i was kind of confused about some issues because he seemed really into me and i’m kind of shy and like to take things slow…she just looks at me and says…well maybe you just feel you don’t deserve love. you should take what you can get….like 2 contridicting statments …and that “feel i deserve” comment was just her bitchy way of saying: you don’t deserve love…asshole!
she is the asshole
zoebro201 | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
I don’t get how Buck chose the comments he read because they didn’t seem to be like assholes. Especially the one about the boy cousin and the yahoo messanger. Who cares if he didn’t get it? Is he an asshole because he didn’t get yahoo messanger, maybe he just forgot about it. It just seems like Buck was reading through the comments but then stopped because he was either pressed for time or too lazy. Also, the Rosa Park comment was unnecessary and not funny. Don’t do this another time, Buck, if you won’t commit enough time to doing this “A-Hole” theme video the first time. Usually, Buck is very funny but this time, I am disappointed, especially after the funny video on the American Music Awards.
Leigh reply on November 20, 2007:
edonna, I nominate you!!!
I had to do it
edonna | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
To the jackasses I had to deal with today on the bus. DONT STAND AT THE FRONT OF THE BUS… Three of you… All standing in the entrance talking and annoying the bus driver. And hello did you not realized you’d have to move you asses when I was trying to get ON TO the bus. And its not like the bus was full. There were 4 other people sitting. TAKE A DAMN SEAT!!! If any of you ever do that again, and the bus gets into an accident, I would NOT feel sorry for you if you flew through the windshield. You’d deserve it. You’re not supposed to stand. Dumbasses!!!
janinedesiree | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
I didn’t even know the awards were on!!
the a-hole people sounded hilarious. hahah i liked the “he’s not rosa parks” hahaha i love you buck, you totally rule.
hmm can we still nominate people for a-holes? cuz I’d really like to nominate my friend’s “kinda boyfriend” who likes to lead girls on… he’s not telling the truth to her nor his “actual girlfriend” about whats going on. we both sent him messages telling to effing tell them what was going on but he wont! He sends her texts saying he wants to be with her, and he’ll call her again in a few days, but never effing does. When he does, it’s at the last possible minute when she’s at the end of her rope just barely hanging on. Apparently this girlfriend of his has no idea whats going, but she DOES know he’s still in love with his ex, so we figured this was the reason his current girlfriend was getting all mad at him for getting texts from my friend, even ones that were totally innocent. He says he’s sorry too often for me to believe that he actually is.. it sounds more like he’s trying to convince himself than anyone else. So… is this kid a big enough ahole to make the cut?
haha, anyway, keep it coming buck! your videos are always great and never fail to make me smile
obessiveaddict | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
I have to nominate my best friend for telling me to date this girl, and then dating her 2 weeks later, after I had started hanging out with her alot.
What an A-hole.
CodeOmega0 | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
Jenny, who is my cousin-in-law gives new meaning to the words: twattish behavior.
This bitch was given land to move her tailor (classy I know) with her Eats Pussy on Her Period husband by my mother-in-law last year. Not only does this bitch get her laundry done for free at her aunt’s house, but she dares to borrow money and items AND thinks it is okay for her to walk into the house anytime she wants to.
If that was not enough, her aunt paid for her cable bill - ninety dollars - before it was cut off and then has the balls to tell her aunt - I’m not paying you back and then the next day asks for money.
And on TOP of that, she sends her Mr. Pussy (her husband) on a hunting trip with the 300.00 they’ve saved to Wisconsin and has no IDEA why everyone is mad at them.
Bitch! What the fuck is wrong with you?! Yes, I’m calling you out!
And by the way … you are an idiot. Seriously, how does any woman not know she is pregnant until she is in labor?! Ignorant whore.
You are not only Asshole of the Week, but Twat of the Year.
Do us all a favor and go fuck yourself and that take your odd-looking baby and Mr. Pussy elsewhere.
You ain’t wanted here!
Oh and thank you Buck.
That felt better.
Seriously, what the BUCK is wrong with you Jenny?
Eat shit bitch.
Ardenwolfe | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
“Her son isn’t Rosa Parks”
I laughed so hard at that one. I can’t wait for the next A-hole of the week. This was just fantastic.
skyeblue16 | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
I nominate the crazy bitch my friend “Jimmy” had a crush on who we’ll call “Sunshine.” They just settled on being friends recently. So Jimmy has moved on a new girl who we’ll call “Steve” (I can’t think of another good name) so one night they’re all making kissy faces then Sunshine bursts into Steve’s house and yells at her sister saying, “Me and Jimmy got somethin’ goin’!” Then Steve gets all jealous and tells Jimmy to go with Sunshine. Jimmy’s all, “eff this” and is too overwhelmed with the drama to continue with it. I think bitches just need to make up their minds and keep drama in high school. They should just sing out their feelings and problems like a musical…or just give Jimmy the best of both worlds. =D
biky | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
haha. i remember reading the one about the bus driver. that’s some major drama right there. these stories were fun…you should continue to do them…or call out your own people like the lady at ruby tuesdays!
liz10000 | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
Michael, you are hilarious!
OK, I have two nominations: #1 is my neighbour Craig, who made come-to-bed eyes at me, invited me over, stuck my hand down his pants and then claimed I’d gotten the ‘wrong end of the stick’. HAHAHAHA!!! Then, when I tried to be friendly to him in my own way (with the gift of comedy and art), he accused me of being some kind of psycho stalker!!! WTF??? Get a fucking sense of humour!
My second nomination is also called Craig, although this one’s from Australia. He’s back in the country and, after 18 months, randomly gets in touch again. Now, this is all well and good but even just for a booty call, he’s frickin’ useless as he’s NEVER AVAILABLE!!!! He is a cheap pussy tease and the joke’s not funny anymore!
sundaeg1rl | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
Next time read more! Those were so funny, and I love watching you read them.
xoxoxo,
Rachel
RayJay09 | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
HAHAHAHA! This was very funny…must definately do it again!
saffronia | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
I know an A-hole/bitch! This girl in my grade is rather stupid so she makes up for her lack of intellegence by convincing herself she is hot and everyone else is not! She says , and I quote , ” When I see fat people eating ice creams and stuff I really want to grab it out of thier hands and chuck it on thier face!” . We just say “Well if their happy mate , let them be” But no! Today this really nice (kind of big) guy in our grade came to us and when he left she goes ” OH MY GOSH! DID YOU SEE WHAT HE WAS EATING! I wanted to take it and chuck it in his face, he needs to stop!!” … She is such an A-HOLE! Oh and she always randomly goes up to people and tells them they shouldn’t eat whatever they are eating coz they are getting fat.
DinahLynne reply on November 20, 2007:
She’s jealous, Dear. She really wants to be eating that stuff but is afraid she won’t be “hot” anymore. Good for you, Mia..that you at least try to tell her to leave people alone.
Mia | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
I’m nominating a classmate for A-hole of the week. We were doing a group project a couple of weeks ago (and by “we” I mean everyone in the group except for her). When it came time to present the project, she starts whining about how she doesn’t have anything to present! I was forced to give her some of what I was going to present because she is a lazy a hole. And more recently, in another group project, we got points taken off because of the same girl. She wasn’t talking loud enough. Worse yet, nobody gets pissed off except for me, because she is “like, so totally awesome!” (Not my words.) Buck her!
lotrgrl | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
love that ending it reminded me of Brit Brit.
NtheRAW | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
so i had to say the A-hole of the week is my English teacher cuz she kept sayin somesin instead of somethin which is fine but u have to laugh alittle right?XD so when me and my friends laughed she pulled my desk to the front of the class and was like ‘lets see who ye gona laugh with now’ so yea A-hole fer sure
p.s she might watches you so plz read this soon!!!XD OMG LMFAO
ME LOVE YOU BUCK =] xoxo
JaDe | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
I want to nominate my music teacher! A few weeks ago, we were doing projects where we present a favorite group or artist of ours and play their music. So I went up and did my project on MC Hammer (lol) and the famous song “Can’t Touch This” started playing and after 30 seconds, he turned off and said we don’t have time to play the whole thing! but it gets worse! The next day we’re still doing projects and one girl does it on Bruce Springsteen and he plays 3 songs! WTF??? You’ve got time for Bruce but not Hammer? What an A-hole!
JaDe reply on November 20, 2007:
LOL!! WTF
master of A-HOLE
groovyflamingoboy | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
HAHAHAA!
This is why you need to TV show!
norcomalum2005 | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
okay… btw buck. Still… to the dismay of all those around me… I continue to sing pull shapes. It’s getting to be an issue.
sullygirl reply on November 20, 2007:
LOL its getting to be an issue at my house too!!!
alamo24 | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
That was awesome! It’s funny I had read all the comments you read off before and I laughed both times.
You Rock!
I have another A-Hole that really pissed me off this weekend.
We drove two hours to take my 2 year old daughter to have her picture taken with her 1 year old cousin. It was one of those fairy pictures with the costumes and the pretty backgrounds. This was what we had decided was the Christmas gift for their grandparents.
We were given a 9am appointment, we arrive early and the store where the photographer was supposed to be was not opening until 10am. We call the photographer - Heather Sullivan of Enchanted Pictures located in Whitby Ontario Canada (oh ya I’m naming names cause I’m pissed bitch)and she tells my husband that she couldn’t be bothered to come in because we were the only appointment for the day. Who does that?
Can you say A-HOLE!!!! I nominate this woman for A-hole of the century.
Thanks for listening.
Cat
lilcat73 | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
Both shows were incredible!!!
Please read more stories, your expressions are priceless!!!
regamom | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
why do I not see the Girls Gone Wild ad??
sullygirl | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
You are the best mister, You are so fan dedicated.I love it. BTW Happy Thanksgiving to you and the crew & family.
augustgirl | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
hey buck… have you seen this video called ‘the biggest zit ever’? if you haven’t… u should and take a video of your reaction like ‘2 girls 1 cup’.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOpGiBkMvJQ
enjoy!
freddyyusof | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
LOL I love these A-holes of the week stories and keep them coming.
FlowingGeisha | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
Rachele is my A-Hole of the week. My former supposed bff who royaly screwed me and my family over and is now a junkie.
vegas_ho | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
OMG that was so funny! I think that I’m going to spread a rumor about myself that I’m a skinny skank. Yeah… that sounds good. Hee hee hee!
TarynActress | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
LOL! Buck, you’re the greatest. …..pull shapes!
tim_82 | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
I nominate the Today Show for biggest a-hole of the week. Last week, they had Starr Jones on the show to comment on the Stacy Peterson case. They introduced her by saying “Starr Jones will now WEIGH IN on the case.” Come on — that was no accident!
dannapunch | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
LOL! These were great! XD
Vai | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
OMG Michael …you are the funniest guy EVER!!!
i can´t stop laughing…i think you´re crazy!!
One of the things i´m thankful this year is you and your vids!
You totally turn life into something funnier and less complicated, i mean, let´s all laugh at ourselves and stuff going on around us!
Thanx for being there amusing us and making our lives happier!!
Love,Alan
ATBWW13 | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
My Father in Law (and that skank he is married to) is the bigest SOB A-HOLE in the world. He (and his skank wife) RUINED my wedding, to the point neither of them stood when the bride (ME) walked in, and refused to sit wiht my parents AND told everyone there I trapped their son wiht a pregnancy, WTF?! When we told them about the new baby, (I wasnt supposed to beable to carry a child and my husband and i did everything we could to get pregnant) The skank hole wife actualy said “Maybe you will loose the baby then my son can leave you.” as well as telling my husband he was a mistake and ruined their lives and they never wanted him. When our son was born they showed up and A-hole dad (who had literally NEVER spoken to me before, not even hello the first time he met me) Asked me if i only married his son for the money (My husband and i were highschool sweethearts and at this point JUST got out of college. what money?) then told me to get “IT”,reffering to my newborn son, out of his house. After this i saw skank whole while visiting other family members i like, and she took a swing at me, becasue I wouldnt let her hold the baby… WTF why would i let her hold someone she at one point wished death upon. Then she said a whole bunch of stuff i am still in theropy over. So my in laws are the biggest A-holes in the world. and it would REALLY help me get over it if you called them out.
I LOVE YOUR SHOW, no matter what kind of day i am having I can watch and my suck level goes down by half!
Love,
Nichelle
Nichelle | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
LOVED it….what a brilliant idea…to call people out for being such idiots..well, a-holes. Okay, so I want to call out the woman in Missouri who opened a MySpace account to stalk her daughter’s teen classmates. She pretended to be a teen boy and really hurt one of the girls. The 13 year old kid hung herself because of this woman’s actions. We either call her a-hole of the week or of the millenium. She isn’t “breaking any laws,” so she gets away with what she did.
DinahLynne | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
HER SON ISN’T ROSA PARKS!
Lol, love it.
jhm91 | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
NO More pull shapes! Apparently I was mumbling that song in my sleep and my husband woke me up. He thinks I have lost my mind!
PJLikus | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
I love you so much buck for calling that bitch out!!! Thank you!! I was laughing SO Hard!!! Really made my day!! Love you!! xoxo
Leigh
lchildre | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
One of your best Michael, you hit the nail on the head with all that you said, at least for me. Came to work early just so I would have my Buck Time, love ya tons. Have a great day today and everyday.
colton_love | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
I would like to nominate all of the girls in the high school class of 2011. They have just come into school and all the guys who previously no one would come within twenty feet of without disenfectant now have dates. Why, you ask? Because about 83% of them are easier than Post-KFed Britney. It’s not difficult to pick out the easy ones: they’re the ones who aren’t wearing hair bows and shirts that say Princess on them. They ARE the ones with cotton balls poking out of their Limited Too push-up bras and bleach-blonde hair who think they’re really cool for dating that dorky senior with enough acne to solve the oil crisis. But what do they care, he’s a SENIOR.
ali815 | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
hey buck i forgot to ask, you sound like you’re losing your voice or getting sick, you ok? xoxo
Buck reply on November 20, 2007:
I was losing my voice!
I am ok though!
Thanks! Buck
lchildre | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
LMAO at all the personal ones, i actually read most of the comments because i was getting such a kick out of them. The world is full of A-Holes, if you choose to look at it the right way, they are generally amusing.
For instance. This week my car was broken into.. and the A-hole stole my kids dvd player and a discover card which was cancelled immediatly….( this is the best part) in return, he left his recent Jail Release papers… HA!!! BUSTED!!
Heres to all the Stupid A-holes who make the world go round.
enchantingminx | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
OMG THANK YOU BUCK!
You totally made my day mentioning my neighbors!
Sixxie | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
I would like to nominate my Keyboarding teacher. She’s actually a substitute, but it seems like she’ll be here for the rest of the semester and that sucks. She stands behind you while you are typing, which is uncomfortable and distracting. She hacks and coughs like she’s about to throw up a lung, which is annoying, and again, distracting. You can’t type when she’s talking, even when you are in the middle of a timed writing, which screws up your WPM (words per minute). She also screwed up a test she was giving us so we had to spend more class time to do the parts that she missed, and now I’m behind on my lessons. I told her I could do the lessons at home, but for some reason they must be done in the computer lab,which is almost always full. It shouldn’t make a bucking difference where I do the work! I don’t even think the bitch could tell the difference!
The_Samster | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
Ok, my A-hole of the week this week is my friend Francis. I haven’t seen him in two months, even though he lives an hour or so away because he has been too busy. Finally, he becomes available to spend some time with me at 9AM last Saturday, and he completely stands me up. He doesn’t call, he doesn’t pick up his phone when I call, he just lets me sit around for a couple hours waiting for him to show up. I didn’t hear from him until Monday, so for a while I was kind of worried something happened to him on the way here. Then, he has the nerve to call me a few days later and tell me that he forgot to wake up early enough that morning and tell me that he didn’t think it was a big deal that he didn’t call me. I got all excited, woke up early on my day off, and got all dressed up so he could completely stand me up. If that sort of treatment doesn’t deserve A-hole of the week status, I don’t know what does. Love you Michael!
JadeyChi | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
Hey Buck!
If You do another one of these read out people Ahole nominations I would like you to tell the world what an Effing Bitch my computers lecturer is! I never go to her class becaue she is a fricken morron but the other day I decided I’d be a good student a drop in. When she noticed I was there she totally talked down to me like a was a friken 5 year old. If I wanted to be treated like a child I would have stayed in secondary school bitch! Then she procced to continuously point out all the mistake of one poor guy who is only learning how to use computers for the first time , to the whole class. LADY YOUR A ASSHOLE!
LOVE YOU BUCK!!
Do YOU LOVE IT?! HELL YEAH!
windchime | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
My A-hole of the week is this bitch who has been spreading some crazy ass rumors about me and my friends. I want her to burn in hell…
Peace,
~Maddie
kellyfan80695 | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
I would like to nominate my boss,
because she’s mean.
I’ve been working at the same place for 6 months now (maybe not that long), and not once has she shown me smile which inst fake (she has this fake smile she shows off a whole lot.)
and now there’s a new girl whom sheĹ› now best friends with..
Okay, maybe I’m just jealous.
but still! I’d like to nominate my boss
xo,
Ilse
GoldenFish | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
I have to nominate my neighbors, Thelma and Louise, yet again for a-holes of the week, well, more like a-holes of the year.
We now continue with this week’s episode of ‘As the Stomach Turns’…
Thelma was involved with Louise’s husband, and then, Louise left him and moved in with Thelma, the mistress. Since this happened, Thelma and Louise’s uberpsychohosebeast has slashed tires of cars in the complex I live in, spraypainted the headlights and tail lights with black paint, tied my doors with theirs with some weird rope, woke me up at midnight due to Thelma’s brother throwing the uberpsychohosebeast down the stairs. This weekend the cops were here, yet again, because the uberpsychohosebeast threatened to kill himself because Louise put a restraining order against him. To top all of this dysfunction off, Louise actually had the nerve to say to me, ‘I miss him.’ Oh. My. God. Someone needs to buy both those broads a clue. I heard they have clues on sale at K-Mart during the Blue Light Special.
And these idiots wonder why I don’t speak to them.
I’m sure more BS will happen this week; they put the fun in dysfunction.
Sixxie | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
Very funny!
Can I nominate someone now? My waiter at Stoney River in Franklin, TN. He didn’t bring our bread rolls (which are so yummy, they are half the reason we go there) and then when he finally showed up with our food and we told him about the bread rolls, he didn’t even apologize!! I’m still mad at myself for not leaving him less of a tip.
sullygirl reply on November 21, 2007:
I’m from Tennessee too…Lexington
knibbles | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
Hi Michael
I love it how you’re calling out the A holes! LOL! You got some great replies to that blog.
Did you actually sit there and read my crazy long ramblings? LOL
I swear, every time I go to my pharmacy to get my pain pills the dentist is right across from the pharmacy (the reason why I need pain pills for LIFE) I just want to walk into his office, pills in hand, and yell “THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT YOU BASTARD!” But I’m not bitter.
Love ya!
xxoo
Bekah
Bekah | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
I don’t know if you’re doing this again, but just in case you are, I have GOT to nominate the jerk who I damn near hit this morning as he jumped out in front of my car this morning so he could ‘catch’ a bus that was stopped at a red light.
Seriously, guy - the buses here aren’t so incredibly comfortable and welcoming that you just had to endanger your life to catch it. They don’t have sing-alongs or raffles, no one is serving croissants and coffee, and the buses run every 5 minutes, so next time, could you possibly wait for the damn ‘walk’ light, and not give me and my daughter a heart attack?
miyna | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
I want to do a nomination for not only a-hole of the week but for “least thankful at thanksgiving” a hole
I talked to my brother this weekend and he proceeded to tell me that my mother insists on having thanksgiving at her house this year but refuses to let my aunt and uncle attend. SO, now the rest of the family is being forced to choose who’s thanksgiving they will go to! I’m just glad I live 3,000 miles away from all these nut jobs…maybe i’ll have thanksgiving with the cyrus family.
love you, Buck!
“fagabeefe”
Eryn
Eryn | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
thanx 4 pointing me out!!!!!! i just loooooove me!!!!!! mkgtweety
mkgtweety | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
“HER SON IS NOT ROSA PARKS!”
Amazing…
Great video Buck!
-Josh
Silvermoonrays | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
Hey Buck, I’d like to nominate this a-hole in my class named Kaitlin. She is such a bitch! We used to hang out with another bitch named Shannon, and she started hanging out with her to. But, bitch decided to say stuff like “Oh, she’s an idiot” just to stop her from being my friend. She does this to everyone else I’m friends with to! This bitch needs to get a life! I’d also like to nominate Maria, another asshole who goes to our school. One day when we used to be friends she said “I’m going to have a holiday party and you guys are invited.” But then she started to hang out with Kaitlin. So the evil bitch said ” Stop hanging out with her! She’s a spazz!” I didn’t know this so i decided to call Maria to see if she wanted to do any thing. She said “I can’t. I’m doing something with my mom” But i found out that she lied to me. Then later on i over heard people talking about her holiday party. I obviously didn’t get an invitation although she said i was invited so i asked her about it and she said “I’m not having a party. I don’t like sleep overs any way.” You could tell that she lied. And ever since then those three bitches have been convincing people to stop hanging out with me. Those bitches are going down!
star726m | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
I nominate my friend, who shall remain nameless.
She has been being a jerk to all of us for a couple weeks now. Whenever we have a problem or something going on she just says ‘oh that’s nothing. I [insert ‘problem’ of her own here]’. Plus, she’s being such an elitest and can’t stand to let anyone even appear to be better than her at anything. What the Buck is wrong with her?!
Samwisegirl12 | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
okay please tell my fucking english teacher off, it would make me feel so much better knowing that everyone who watches your show hates that fucking asshole. i know sometimes teachers just want you to succede but he just wants to find reasons not to like me. AND he has a huge croch/penis that sticks out of his pants its like a HUGE BULGE… EVERYONE SEES IT! god i hate him so call out mr. p first period english.
FUCK YOU!
kikikimmyp | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
Can I call out my boyfriend/ baby dad? He led me on during the pregnancy and started telling me he was going to propose with no pressure from me. Then he made me cry and broke up with me and then got back with me and told me “i love you we will work things out” it never happend. Now I have the baby. He is nice to me and tells me it’s not the baby for him being nice. Then he tells me cares and that he visits me not just the baby everyday. WTF!? make up you mind. His name is Joey if you want to. Oh and the baby is a fan although i don’t think his father would appericate the exposure to you. FUCK HIM!
KikiKaotic | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
Ass of the week? My history teacher. Bitch can’t set up a debate for SHIT. And she gives too much work. Everyone hates her and she’s SUCH A SKANK. She wears skirts that have slits on the side that go all the way up to her mid theigh and it just makes her look like such a whore. Alright, I guess A hole of the week was an understatement . . . more like A hole of the YEAR.
shutupandsmile18 | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
I didn’t see the Daxflame zinger coming! *That* was funny!!
PiFan7 | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
this is one of your best buckhollywood video. I love it!
love ya as always,
Maddie
horsegal121441 | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
I nominate myself I always make fun of this fat bitch, I call her fugly and fat everyday, I made her lose her boyfriend and this week I made her lose all of her friends.
cussingboy | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
lol sooooooooo funny…
lyn | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
My A-hole of the week isn’t really a person. It’s OCD. I was diagnosed about a month ago and let me tell you, it’s horrid! It’s sort of personal so I won’t get into details, but it gives me really bad unwanted thoughts and makes me question my own sanity. It really sucks and I wish it would just go away!!! It’s not A-hole of the week it’s A-hole of my entire life!
Trish | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
If I was to nominate someone I’d nominate…
…
My *bleep* of a geometry teacher. She’s just EVIL!! Every time someone has a problem with she word she just reply’s “Come’on you should know this stuff it’s not hard,” She leaves everyone in the dust and doesn’t help them get good grades. Half of my class failed the first half of the semester. Although I’m not failing in that class I’m worried about all of the people who are and still can’t understand the information that she gives us. Its not that shes a natural a-hole. She’s an a-hole for not helping students who don’t get it.
Nao31 | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
Oh no you did not just take Daxflame into this. I love him. Some people and those a-holes, wow, whats high school coming to? very funny though. You should apoligize for that Dax comment. I mean it!
CrayolaaWonderr [from youtube] | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
I will nominate George Bush. On the topic of global warming he said it was is just a little heat wave. He needs plastic surgery if he even wants to look decent enough for people to look at him. Bush
horsegal121441 | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
dude i hope he mentions Donald Trump…hes a douchewaffle.
DementedJuggalette | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
BUCK! when are you singing another pipettes song???? and WHAT IS YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS!?!?!?!?!? coincidentally i had paused my regina spektor fidelity to watch this video. i saw sum of the comments u read…lol. i know its too late but i’d like to nominate our bus driver because today we had bus evacuation drill when we sit in the bus and the bus driver talks. he said:
“sit correctly in your seat. if you fall, who’s gonna catch you? i’m not. your friends aren’t. your friends dont care. you’re in what, 6th, 7th grade? you dont know what friendship is. you have no idea. you’re gonna meet so many people from now through college. you’ll tear so many friends out of your life.”
BUCK HIM!!!!!!!! this is bus evacuation drill, not Lonely Bus Driver 101.
keep up the awesomeness!!!
tavi
p.s. will you give a shout out to my friend elizabeth for her 14th birthday? she loves you and that’d be awesome!
tavitoons7 | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
sorry buck, but i HAD to tell you this.
so someone calls our house and my sister picks up. it’s a middle aged man it sounds, and it’s REALLY loud in the backround.
sister: hello?
guy: hi is berit there?
s: no, can i take a message?
g: who am i speaking with?
s: miriam
g: whos that?
s: HER DAUGHTER. can i take a message????
g: ,mw3yfgunmwextuq4irm (loud yelling)
so guess what happened? my mom’s friend was at a rick springfield concert towards the front and he asked for her cell phone and found my mom in her address book and called! and the loud yelling was when he was like “tell her who it is!” and the audience was like “RICK SPRINGFIELD!” so my sister talked to RICK SPRINGFIELD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW AWESOME IS THAT?
jessies girl!
PULL SHAPES!
tav
tavitoons7 | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
sorry i’m writing again. buck-isms:
monday shirt
“do you love it?”
“I HAD TO HAVE IT!”
green square glasses
tivo
cereal before bed
talking about skanks and tb
tavitoons7 | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
The person that I nominate for A-hole of the week is: this girl that sat in my seat in my Psychology class last Monday. Listen to this, I always sit front row, third seat in and for some reason I walk in to the class just a little bit late(I couldn’t decide which shoes to wear..) and this bitch is sitting in my seat! I am not kidding! So it’s college–we dont have assigned seating, but I always sit in that seat so you get the point. And I was so angry at my friend who is also in that psych class for not saving my seat that I ditched her for lunch..twice! Now, I know it sounds a little bitter, especially because it happened over a week ago, but people just need to understand that I can’t focus when I’m sitting in the fourth row!!! Anyways, so maybe my friend and the girl who sat in the seat are both A-holes! What do you think?
Jenna
refriedbeatss reply on November 20, 2007:
OOHHH I TOTALLY GET LIKE THAT!!!
fuck that bitch. i wont stay for a class if i dont have my ‘regular’ seat
mitcjenn | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
Buck I wanna nominate my cousin.We’ve nicked named her Pullock.She looks like a Bullock and her name is Paula and thats where Pullock came from.DO U LOVE IT? Anyway,she told the whole family that I hacked her emails even though I was 40miles away from her computer.She has my name blackened even though she has no proof.I didn’t do it by the way.PLEASE call her name out buck.It would mean the world to me.Thanks.
Love u Bitch
P;s-My name is pronounced Row Sheen.Do u love it?xxxxx
Roisin | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
LOL! I nominate my dad again for a-hole of the week. he just came home a few days ago, and now he’s taking all of me and my brother’s time from my mom. Not fair! He’s so immature for a dad. I was telling her about my day, and then he busts in the door shoving his medal in her face, saying “Look what I got today.” I was like what the Buck?! I want him to leave my mom alone and for her to only talk to me and my little brother again. It’s like sibling rivalry, and he’s the “adult”. My tush he is.
This episode rocked. All of them were total a holes and full of chicken mcnuggets. lol (remember my Youtube comment?) lol!
Love ya Buck!
Giggsy
Giggsy11 | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
I love this, and now I’m mad that I didn’t nominate my ex-boyfriend, who knew how much I love Harry Potter, but decided to text me the ending of the 7th Harry Potter right after midnight. Fortunately, my little brother intercepted it and responded appropriately.
Talk about an immature douchebag ahole!
1-3-5,
Kate
laterkatergator reply on November 20, 2007:
Actually, I lied…he’s a-hole of the year, not a-hole of the week.
laterkatergator | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
loved it lol! for this great Thanksgiving week, I am not thankful for my English Teacher Mrs. Beecher…aka mrs bitcher…She is the A-hole of the week in my book! I passed in a paper that she said,and i quote “John! this looks wonderfull!!! This is going to get an A for sure” aha…BITCH! she gave me a friggin C- ( I DONT KNOW WHY!!??) and that grade ( since it counted 4 times ) took me off honor roll….
she is the A-hole/bitch of the week!
SUCK THAT BEECH!
-john
jjryan9307 | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
Ha yay Regian Spektor!
radfullyyours | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
Please call out boyfriend as a-hole of the week!
Sunday night he called me and I told him I couldn’t talk for long because I had a 7 page paper due the next day in Sociology and I hadn’t even started it. He started freaking out and told me we HAD to talk. He told me that something was “wrong” in our relationship and that it had been for months. He told me I didn’t appreciate him. He said he spends a lot of money on me & takes off work to see me but I don’t even seem to care. HELLO! I don’t think buying me McDonald’s is that expensive and anyway when I had a full time job and was going to night school I made time to see him AND bought him food and gas everytime! Next he claimed that I don’t talk to him enough. We talk 3 times a day! Then he told me that maybe we needed some time apart and I said if that’s what you want… then he starting almost crying and said that he was just “testing” me and that he really didn’t want to break up. I told him I needed some time to think about everything and I needed a little space. Well, he gave me about 20 hours before he started texting me begging for forgiveness. In the time he wasn’t talking to me he was obsessively calling my best friend telling her he couldn’t live without me and that he was extremely upset.
He’s crazy and I refuse to take that douche back! Call him out, please!
AnteaAmor | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
love it
seriously how old are you’re average viewers?? not a bad thing….lol but honestly i love it
refriedbeatss reply on November 20, 2007:
haha.. maybe we should poll people?
Jeffito123 | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
Oooh, how about for asshole of the week, we nominate that mother that made up a Myspace profile for Megan Meier, a 13 year old girl who had ADD and Depression, pretended to be a 13 year old boy named Josh, gained Megan’s trust, and then once Megan started to trust him, started sending Megan messages telling her she’s a slut and stuff? Then Megan committed suicide because of it.
Furthermore, she knew that Megan had depression and ADD because their families went on vacations together and stuff.
theaterjunkie8716 | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
i want to nominate my ‘friend’ laura. i invited her to come with me to go see dane cook and she asked me if i could get an extra ticket for her friend to come with us. which i was ok with because i thought everything would be cool. WRONG! i got 3rd wheeled from the second i showed up to get them. they weren’t ready so we left late. she didnt help me with directions when i asked her too so we were even later. we get there and she runs off with her snotty cunt of a friend, who kept making snide remarks about me and the whole evening in general. we missed a good chunk of the show and then she bitched when i asked her to pay for parking. HELLO? I JUST DROVE US AN HOUR AND A HALF TO GET HERE LATE! the least you and your friend who made me invisible the whole night can do is split a $17 parking tab and shut the fuck up. =]
soo i drive home and they continue to make me the 3rd wheel even when i turn the music up so loud they have to turn around and scream at each other to talk about what they are going to do after i drop them off and who has a more pathetic existence.
finally we get back to her house where i am dropping them off, after a long detour thanks to the no help navigators, and she tells me she can’t afford to pay me the $84 for both tickets even though earlier that evening she promised me the money by the end of the night.
that is why i am nominating her for being a shit filled cunthole
refriedbeatss reply on November 20, 2007:
ps. i didnt even want to go to see dane cook, i wanted to go to be able to spend time with her.
refriedbeatss | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
This episode was great- The AMA show was super, not my fav, but swell:)
I definately think you should do another- I want to nominate my sister in law for asshole of the of the week for doing crank even though she has kids and then bad mouthing me to the family and being deluded enough to think I am a danger to her children because I don’t approve of mommies hobbies- what a turd-lol
irishpooter | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
Buck, I am so sad that Jennie got kicked off DWTS!! I loved her so much. Seriously, why is Marie always safe ? Its driving me crazy.
And did you love Sabrina and Mark’s dance ? I thought it was great and they looked so in love with each other. Aaahh crazy good.
Melerkneee | Nov 20, 2007 | Reply
LOL I can’t believe you read mine LMAO!!!
That was great!!!!
I am glad Jennie left DwtS!!!!! sorry i know ya’ll love her but she was too whiney and all that stuff she does with her mouth got on my nerves!
LET FREEDOM RING!!!
~megan
queenofcuteness2779 | Nov 21, 2007 | Reply
Well, If we are nominating again I nominate
My English teacher Miss Bithcy!!!!
She’s always giving me and my best friend dirty looks just because we are freaking amazing students and she sucks. She wears hooker boots to school for crap sakes!!! She is such a bitch!!!
romantic_em | Nov 21, 2007 | Reply
I would like to nominate someone for “A-hole of the week” even though it’s over. There’s a girl in my grade who is cocky as hell for no reason at all. She’s never been asked out by ANYONE but if a guy even sits next to her, she tells everyone he likes her. She also spreads rumors about herself saying stuff like “All the guys think I’m hot” and shit. She’s very unattractive. Her skin on her face is so red, she looks like a plucked chicken and she has a unibrow. She called me a “cock-sucking whore”.
dulces | Nov 21, 2007 | Reply
Also, I want to nominate my PE coach. We had to have Sex Ed with her and she told us she was “allergic to pregnancy” and didnt have “all her female hormones”. We’re signing a petition to not allow her in the girl’s locker rooms.
dulces | Nov 21, 2007 | Reply
Oh yeah, and she’s an asshole because when she heard about it, she automatically blamed me and i got a demerit.
dulces | Nov 21, 2007 | Reply
I just got done watching the “Bachelor after the rose” and I want to nominate BRAD WOMACK as the A-hole of the week. That was the worst thing ever…….. He is a total A-HOLE. As well as his excuses didn’t work either. A-HOLE A-HOLE A-HOLE
theaterjunkie8716 reply on November 21, 2007:
…What did he do? lol.
houtxman74 | Nov 21, 2007 | Reply
this week i wanna nominate my brother. ever since i came home he has been snooping in my room and going through my things. he will borrow stuff without permission and then doesn’t get it when i get pissed at him. oh and he has like totally messed up my dresser draws looking for things… he is a douchebag and i think an a hole!
oh i also have to nominate this c u next tuesday witch of a women who came into my work today. now im a starbucks barista and this hoe bag comes in all into herself and orders a double tall super dry cappuccino. i say oh so you want a doppio macchiato in a tall cup with extra foam. she argues with me and says no i want a cappuccino super dry. i tried to educated this hoe that foam and espresso is an espresso macchiato and she was ordering her drink wrong. she then tries to get my manager involved in the what she called “me having a attitude and i was insulting her”. my manager had been present for our entire conversation and told the hoe that i was in no way rude to her i was clearly educating her about her drink… well she comes up to get her drink takes a slip of it and throws it at me! she claims i got her so upset she couldn’t enjoy her drink anymore! so the cunt storm out of the store!!
OK sweetheart you need to realize that u are not the only one in the world. its ok to make mistakes, your not the only one who doesn’t know how to order their drink correctly! thats my job! so hoe don’t be throwing drinks at your baristas because you fucked up! lifes a bitch hun!
ok i feel SO much better!!
love ya buck!
Paul D or p delrosso!
pdelrosso | Nov 21, 2007 | Reply
my A-hole of the week is my cousin because hes being a little bitch, he emailed everyone in the family saying shit about all of us, and he did it under his little brotehrs account so everyone would be pissed at his little brother instead of him. but we’re all too smart for him and we figured out right away that it was him and not his little brother. WHAT AN A-HOLE! ps- loved both vids
abee02 | Nov 21, 2007 | Reply
My a-hole of the week:
All of the girls who go to my high school and think thatthey are God’s little freaking gift to the world because their mommies say so. I’m sorry that you think than you’re better than me because you parents send you off to Europe and New York all the time and that they are begging you to go to college far away. How have you not gotten what they’re trying to say as they stuff money in your pockets? they dont want you around!! So keep on carrying you Prada bag and holding your nose in the air, I think that you make a great target for pigeon shit.
Oh, and your friends are only “your friends” because you buy them things and pay for their lunch everyday. mmm . . . your life sounds fucking delightful. Yeah, they call me and bitch about you. hahaha, suck on it snotty bitches.
conniebobonni | Nov 21, 2007 | Reply
thanks for calling me out for calling myself out.. i can honestly say this week i have not been an asshole at all! i did however nearly pee myself when i heard you read my comment. and i loved it!
-shark
SHARK | Nov 21, 2007 | Reply
ok biggest A-hole ever.
her names anna and shes the biggest dumb ass in the ENTIRE world. like the lights are on but no ones home to the max. so my (and her) best friend (sarah) (dont try having two best friends kids, it never works) has liked this guy forever and so anna with her huge knockkaas goes and starts hanging out (sexin it up) with him i was like whaaaa…bitch be trippin!?? and sarahs flippin a shit so now everyone in this huge mess and im stuck in the middle of it and poor sarah actually has a soul(…ive heard its nice) so shes all like “well i wanna forgive her” and im like pshhhh….dont. and anna doesnt even realize whats wrong because shes so effing stupif. i just want to slap that blonde hair off her stupid head. *sighs* i hope anna ends up with like some sort of massive over eating dissorder and ends up really fat so no one will want to bang her
(and her boobs could do with a good deflating too. jeezze. fucking kill me)
(loove you sooo much buckk)
Dallas | Nov 21, 2007 | Reply
My a-hole of the week is some bastard in my homeroom that I call Special Friend. He is so annoying! Last year I had to sit next to him in math, and I told him that I hated him. Eversince then he has this obsession about becoming my friend! He never shuts up!
FUCK YOU SPECIAL FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:{ )
~*Pif*~
pif623 | Nov 21, 2007 | Reply
HAHA! that was awesomely hysterical!!!!!! Great idea, do it again soon, I love hearing about stupid douchebags! lol jk. btw you ARE glad you’re not in high school… it sucks
Weirfan69 | Nov 21, 2007 | Reply
PULL SHAPES!:)
cheesecake_199 | Nov 21, 2007 | Reply
Buck.
I nominate P.F. for breaking my heart–turning me down, ignoring me and then being a flirtatious a-hole, who won’t give me back my heart.
*sob*
Waddles off to eat more cookies…
~Backwards A.
retteb_si_sdrawkcab | Nov 21, 2007 | Reply
Yah…not a-hole of the week, a-hole of 2 fricking years straight!
retteb_si_sdrawkcab | Nov 21, 2007 | Reply
I just watched the hour long Charlie Rose interview with Karl Rove.
I nominate the delusional and dangerous a-hole, Karl Rove.
With love.
Buck You reply on November 22, 2007:
Buck You reply on November 22, 2007:
sorry, was trying to post a link to the video…
http://www.charlierose.com/shows/2007/11/21/1/a-conversation-with-karl-rove
Buck You | Nov 22, 2007 | Reply
love regina
dianepullsshapes | Nov 22, 2007 | Reply
aw buck i love you jajaja first comment omg!
youre too funny i literally fell off my chair for the first time ever (seriously i had no idea that actually happened to people) when i watched your videos just love you! woo
i gotta nominate my ex-boyfriend’s new girlfriend. AND my ex-boyfriend for A-holes who should really suck the dirty penis (lol i loved that episode your walk IS fierce btw)
he sends me “goodbye” emails i dont even read anymore. i mean if you write an email saying youre going to kill yourself that night at least dont send another email the day after saying the same thing. its manipulating desperate and just really funky.
that and he keeps hitting on me, even though he has a new girl and has had her for over a year and during that year he’s never stopped! he just really wants a fangirl or something. a-hole!
and as for his current girl we’ve been “not so nice bitch cat fights” since the fifth grade she’s just a biyatch independently. According to her she goes to russia every weekend when she doesnt go shopping in miami (we’re in costa rica btw) her uncle owns Hersheys chocolate, another one is an ambassador in france for nicaragua or something and ANOTHER ONE she swears is the vice president fo some country. she also says she could probably teach ballet when she fall almost every day just standing up from her locker
OMG yea she starts all those rumors about herself!!! that and she’s spread out that i have lice about 5 times its getting reallly old she’s just hating on me cuz her guy’s not over me if youre gonna be an a-hole at least get new material and make it good (yea im hating on high school too hahahaha)
selly78 | Nov 22, 2007 | Reply
This was so much fun! You need to do more of these, every week people could nominate their a-hole of the week.
AutumnGypsy7 | Nov 22, 2007 | Reply
my a-hole of the week is my best friend, brooke, who just came out of the closet, and didn’t even come out of the closet to me, no, she comes out of the closet to someone she supposedly hates. what the buck?! and then, her new crush is this extreme junkie, named lauren.
brooke comes out of the closet on this one wednesday, and she had never talked to lauren before in her LIFE, and decides that she is in love with lauren and now, all she does is text me about her obsession with lauren, leave me comments and long messages(on myspace) about her love for lauren, and wastes EVERYONE’S time talking about lauren.
i may be her best friend, but i honestly, i don’t care about her “love” for someone she’s only talked to twice in her whole life, which i might add that these two times were in the past WEEK. GOOD JOB.
(just adding on to what i said before)
palexxcarolina | Nov 23, 2007 | Reply
I nominate my brother-in-law who enjoys pissing me and everyone in our family off. He really does…it’s entertaining to him. I wish my sister would divorce his ass and take everything he’s got and ruin his good credit rating that he’s so proud of. Then we wouldn’t have to see his smirky ass at anymore holiday meals.
msbitchum | Nov 23, 2007 | Reply
i think my cunsin`s partner its an AHOLLE cause she will be celebrating thanksging on saturday and she were traying to make all of us to do the same F U B ….i know i know that is wierd …she has to work but not at night and there is when i dont get it…..but guess what i made dinner anyway and i didnt invit her ….and i want to tell her to go F herself ….her names ANA ……..she is from bridgeport ct
aitak | Nov 23, 2007 | Reply
I want to nominate some crazy, ugly asshole in a car as I was driving home from work on Thanksgiving. I had had NO sleep, worked from 6am to 5pm and had just gotten off work. As I finally got off the highway on my way home there was a stoplight infront of me that had just turned green. There was one guy at the light who going about 30 mph in a 45 and I was already at full speed so I went around him..by NO MEANS cutting him off-there was plenty of space. But this guy decides he’s going to lay on his horn multiple times and flip me off. Whatever right? I laughed. THEN I got caught at a red light and the guy pulls up behind me and both of our windows were down and he decides to start honking at flipping me off again and so I’m getting annoyed and lean out and throw up my hands saying ‘WHAT!?’ and he leans out of his window and screams ‘LEARN HOW TO FUCKING DRIVE YOU MOTHER FUCKING BITCH’. And honked at me a good 10 more times. Now, I’m a very confrontational person and someone calling me a bitch is NOT the way to go. Under normal circumstances I would have been out of the car and beat his ass, but I restrained myself and just flicked him off and turned. What an asshole!
ozzielea137 | Nov 23, 2007 | Reply
I would like to nominate someone who gets on my bus every single night, and sits next to me, along with his friends. Now, I know, you shouldn’t hate someone for this. But I get on the bus before them, when it’s basically empty, and I sit at the back on the lower deck, anyway, by the time they get on, there’s usually a few more people sitting there, but still this guy INSISTS on sitting there, squeezing between us all, even though there’s seats on the upper deck! I wouldn’t mind if he was hot, but he has acne, bad teeth and stinks of shit and plays loud techno/dance music on his phone and says “Aw, what a tuuune, what a tuuuune”, I can tell you, it’s NOT A TUNE, and he also baw-slaps his friends before erupting into hideous laughter. AHHHHHHHHHHHH! I literally have to sniff my sleeve to cover his hideous smell!!!
LOL, how big was that.
couragefrankie | Nov 23, 2007 | Reply
wait wait wait! what the hell is “see you next tuesday”? somebody tell me!!
petalpinkfaery reply on December 29, 2007:
it’s spelled c u next tuesday, then you take the first letters and it is c-u-n-t now do you get it?
ponyboy | Nov 24, 2007 | Reply
I’d like to nominate this one “lady” who I got into a fender bender with…no names, she’s a parent at the private school where I teach. Well, she lied to the insurance company after admitting to other teachers that she knew it was her fault, and they sided with her!! The part that REALLY makes her an ass is that it’s been a year and she STILL hasn’t gotten her car fixed. She took the money and used it on something else!! Meanwhile I had to pay to get my car fixed. What an ASSHOLE!
neener310 | Nov 24, 2007 | Reply
BUCK - love you, love the site. Here’s an A-Hole: my ex! He is an a-hole because during my recent trip to NYC I specifically said that I would go out with him and his bf but I wanted to stay in the Hell’s Kitchen area BUT NO! I had to be dragged to G, the one place that I specifically asked not to go. Oh, and his bf is an a-hole for not having the huevos to step up to him. (He just secretly whispered in my ear, “Yesh, I hate this place a lot, too.”) What the Buck?!
bubdc1220 | Nov 24, 2007 | Reply
great couple of vids this week, Buck! You always make me laugh.
Here’s my nom for A-Hole of the Week:
I was at a store on Saturday shopping during all the sales, and I take my wallet out and I have a picture of my best friend in it, and so the clerk sees it and she immediately says, ‘is that your lover? i’m all for lesbians!’ I didn’t even know what to say, and so she notices my wedding ring and she starts asking me things like ‘are you married or is it a civil union’ and ‘was it a big ceremony?’ (I’m married to a marine!)
Zorthia | Nov 25, 2007 | Reply
hola mike dude ur awesome
i think ur way better than perez hilton
hes dumb
i like u better
well i think u should make me famous=))))))))
michelle_rox | Nov 27, 2007 | Reply
Hey I’m Johncooly4ever… well my name is John Earl Dio yeah… anyway I’m in middle school and a huge fan of yours, BUCK!!!
And the person I NOMINATE…
Is my ex, bestfriend Jenny Castigo or Jenny anyway… Last week we totally had such a stupid fight and it was so stupid… it was Friday and we went out afterschool for pizza and soda right? anyway i ask her if s