Leave Iggy Alone!
So last week I was too upset to talk about the whole Ellen thing. You know I love dogs!
My girl Ellie is getting her hair cut tomorrow! Do you love it?
Also I was too busy sending death threats to that puppy lady. Oh snap!
Today she was back and she at least owned up the fact that she was a big baby and crying on TV is for suckers and losers on Extreme Home Makeover. Those bitches need to just get job and stop having so many kids!
On the new episode of What the Buck I talk about my whole hairdresser theory which I think is a good one!
This is all about Ellen’s Blonde Football Helmet which is deceptively difficult to manage.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE WHOLE THING?!
I talked to a few people and most of them felt Ellen was out of line. I am still a bit conflicted by the whole thing.Â
I also said in my video that I was up for some Steal Magnolias quoting! Challenge me!
So go ahead- HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST QUOTE and I will try to give you the next line!
Or you can play with the following movies:
Clue
Big Business
Nine to Five
Heathers
We should do this once a week! Ha-Ha!
So let me know what you think of Ellen- this is what we call a lunch time poll!
Challenge me to a quoting match!
And stay tuned because there will be a GAME DAY vlog on You Tube tomorrow! YAY!
Also- please keep spreading the word about the Britney petition! 900+ signatures in one day is amazing but we need more!! I may have to take some drastic measures!
PS- HAPPY 22nd  BIRTHDAY TO LONG TIME VIEWER -LeggITboy!
October 23rd, 2007 at 10:27 pm
How did JD respond to Veronica’s: “Well, it’s just like - they’re people I work with, and our job is being popular and shit.”
LEAVE ELLEN ALONE - who will be the next chris crocker?
Buck reply on October 23, 2007:
oh shit….
I think it’s time for you to meet some new people….
Something like that!
patton reply on October 23, 2007:
“maybe it’s time to take a vacation.”
Constance reply on October 23, 2007:
I wonder if Iggy is losing his hair from all the drama?!?! Bwahahaha…..!! Get it?!? Anyway, come on, it was a good home the dog went to. Isin’t that the whole point of the rescue place? She didn’t give it to some degenerate with summer teeth, or left him out on the street! Give me a break! Plus, she could have lied about still having him, but she told the truth! These people need to have a heart! They give kids out to foster parents quicker than they give animals out! They just wanted publicity for themselves for free!
Hugs! (oh, love you always! you’re a hoot!)
kmg reply on October 24, 2007:
I agree with you 100%.
And of course as always Buck you are Hilarious!
stargurrl13 reply on October 24, 2007:
What I don’t understand is why the doggy adoption place doesn’t just keep Iggy just long enough to run their k-9 background check on the hairdresser’s family. If they meet all adoption standards, then give the dog back to them. I don’t think it needed to be as difficult and dramatic as everyone has made it. Oh, and they should tell Ellen that she can’t adopt any more dogs from them….
mrjudd reply on October 24, 2007:
you wrote: LEAVE ELLEN ALONE - who will be the next chris crocker?
you know ellen did the old lady - i love jesus but i drink a little.
i say, i love ellen but i am not stupid, even ellen need to cash into the popularity of other like chris crocker, believe me.
!!!!what the fock!!!!
LilyStrega reply on October 24, 2007:
“How very!” Veronica to J.D.
October 23rd, 2007 at 10:32 pm
I think Ellen over reacted BIG TIME….she was crying and carrying on like someone had died. Okay you love dogs and those poor little girls but boohoo, get over it. Looking forward to game day tomorrow. Yeah!!!!
October 23rd, 2007 at 10:35 pm
Ha ha! I have no idea what you are talking about, but a nice amount of signatures though!
like 900 is awesome ^.^
October 23rd, 2007 at 10:48 pm
Great vid Buck. I love your shows. Any way we can see your Public Brodcast show outside of your home audience?
One more note, how can I stay logged in to your new page?
Buck reply on October 23, 2007:
hubby took some footage - i may post some!
PS- i am always logged on - check REMEMBER ME when you log in!
Wycked_Bytch_Of_The_West reply on October 24, 2007:
remeber me? huh what?
xooxoxo
ghdep reply on October 24, 2007:
he means check the remember me box to stay logged in
October 23rd, 2007 at 10:51 pm
Another great episode Michael. I heard all about Ellen’s troubles on the radio this morning. I can’t believe the kinds of things that pass for News these days. Keep rockin’! =)
xo
ALAN
October 23rd, 2007 at 10:51 pm
Watch it Heather, you might be digesting food there.
~Veronica, Heathers
trey.durant reply on October 24, 2007:
Corn nuts!
Buck reply on October 24, 2007:
BQ or Plain?
October 23rd, 2007 at 10:54 pm
In your video posted today, what was that right before 2:12?
flute_loop reply on October 23, 2007:
Left side of the screen.
I will die if I will not know. It is bugging me.
ElainaB reply on October 23, 2007:
On Youtube Buck said it was the cue cards moving
shutupandsmile018 reply on October 23, 2007:
I second that; it made me curious too. Perhaps . . . I actually have no idea. It didn’t look very human. Maybe it was the grim reaper? I HOPE NOT
Buck reply on October 24, 2007:
it was the cue card yes!
lisa_sull reply on October 25, 2007:
why can i not see the cue card?
October 23rd, 2007 at 10:55 pm
A year ago I adopted a boxer from the L.A. Boxer Rescue. We had to sign a contract stating if for some reason we couldn’t keep the dog that we had to return her to them. We also had to fill out an application to even meet their dogs. They keep all of the dogs until they are matched with a family, no matter how long it takes. Our girl had been there for a year and a half. they never put them down.
So I’m thinking the place Ellen got her dog was probably the same. If she wanted to give the dog away she needed to contact the kennel first.
A contract is a contract, no matter who you are.
carlooch reply on October 24, 2007:
Well said. I love animals as much as the next person and I’m grateful when someone is willing to adopt one (I have two adopted kitties at home myself). However, you have to do it the right way and when you put your signature on that contract you are agreeing to follow their rules. If people just gave away animals when they “didn’t work out” they could end up with someone like Michael Vick - that’s why those places screen people before they place the animals in the first place!
October 23rd, 2007 at 10:55 pm
Wadsworth: “You see, it’s like the Mounties; we always get our man!”
Buck reply on October 23, 2007:
MRS PEACOCK WAS A MAN!
jess_eklom reply on October 23, 2007:
LMAO! It was between that one or:
Miss Scarlet: A plant? I thought men like you were usually called a fruit.
Love you, Buck!
Kristine-Eric reply on October 23, 2007:
Mr. Green: Oh thats very funny.
ghdep reply on October 24, 2007:
I feel so left out
lolol
October 23rd, 2007 at 10:58 pm
Lets Play!!!!!
“Why is the car stopped?”
KKBartist reply on October 24, 2007:
Professor Plum: “It’s frightened.” hahaha one of the funniest lines ever!
Love you Buck!!!
October 23rd, 2007 at 10:59 pm
I haven’t really seen the show where she breaks down but in general I like Ellen so it is hard for me to see her at fault.
“I was a victim, too. At least my wife was. She had friends who were”
Kristine-Eric reply on October 23, 2007:
“…socialists”
October 23rd, 2007 at 11:01 pm
I don’t think she overreacted… it was very sad for that family to lose the puppy. I think the agency was stupid to get rid of the puppy so quickly…they just didn’t want to deal with it at all. However, as a celebrity she should’ve known better than to just sign something without fully reading the fine print. I don’t know…im torn
October 23rd, 2007 at 11:02 pm
WHAT WAS THAT AT 2:14????
It is killing me.
Buck reply on October 23, 2007:
OMG SORRY!!! its my cue card! OH SNAP!
ILoveBuck reply on October 24, 2007:
i am glad i am not the only one that saw that cause i kept watching it over and over trying to figure out what it was
ghdep reply on October 24, 2007:
omg LOL,I didnt notice. “U MADE ME DO IT”…lol.
October 23rd, 2007 at 11:04 pm
I can understand the Mutts and Moms hag wanting the dog to be in a good home, but when she saw that it was, why take the dog away. Thats just bad karma. I can’t imagine recovering after being “the woman who took the dog from the crying girl”. I really like Ellen and this really seems to have upset her so I do not blame her for talking about it. so there.
And even though its too easy, it is appropriate, Michael, “you are too twisted for color TV(or youtube)”.xoxoxo
October 23rd, 2007 at 11:06 pm
Steel Magnolias quote, Im challenging you Buck!
I would rather have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
October 23rd, 2007 at 11:07 pm
Also, If I was a guy, I would SO date you!
October 23rd, 2007 at 11:09 pm
Ah this whole thing is crazy! It’s a dog! It’s cute and friendly! Who cares about the stupid adoption rules as long as it’s happy and well cared for?
October 23rd, 2007 at 11:09 pm
I loved Ellen crying on TV. Yeah, it was personal and no one can relate to it but you can tell she really meant it. When people like Sharon Stone start crying because there are poor kids in Africa, it is hard to believe them. I feel like they just want more press. Hey now Paris Hilton….
October 23rd, 2007 at 11:10 pm
“Time marches on and sooner or later you realize it is marchin’ across your face.” … or your hair [yah, take that ellen!!] Great vid, and i think that woman shoud just give back iggy and stop being such a bitch. Celebrities get what they want, right? oh well … haha Iggy the dog or the musician? i like both!
October 23rd, 2007 at 11:12 pm
I felt so bad for Ellen, They should of giving the dog back to the little kids, That Dog lady is a bitch! Make a video about it buck.. btw loved ur new video..
October 23rd, 2007 at 11:12 pm
All gay men have track lightin’.
And all gay men are named Mark, Rick, or Steve.
October 23rd, 2007 at 11:13 pm
I think Ellen tried to do the right thing and becuase of her fame and popularity, she got caught, and as such had to explain. I say let the dog decide. Line Everyone up and tie chew toys tho their arms and have them all call “Iggy, Iggy, Iggy” and see who the doggie goes to! I remember seeing that in a tv show, but can’t remember which one…. can you Buck?
October 23rd, 2007 at 11:13 pm
STEEL!
October 23rd, 2007 at 11:14 pm
i’m not sure how i feel about the ellen/dog saga either. i feel bad for the dog and the kid, but she shouldn’t get special treatment just because she has her own show. and that poor woman is getting death threats when she was just doing her job…
forget it, keep the dog, shelter lady!
October 23rd, 2007 at 11:20 pm
I’ve always liked Ellen. I don’t think it was really appropriate to go on her show and blow things up like this, but it has gotten a little ridiculous anymore when it comes to adopting an animal. I get the contract thing, but was there no way to review the contract so that the other people could keep the dog? I mean, really…
Far as movies go; I love CLUE. Absolute Classic! I mean honestly, with a cast like that, who wouldn’t! Madeline Khan was fantastic
October 23rd, 2007 at 11:21 pm
()’s so confused he don’t know whether to scratch his watch…….
Morganika reply on October 24, 2007:
or wind his butt!
October 23rd, 2007 at 11:21 pm
Violet - I’m a murderer.
Judy - No, you’re not.
Viole - I’m a murderess!
Buck reply on October 23, 2007:
I might as well turn myself in..
or
Im gonna to jail…
oh crap!
im blanking and i so know it
October 23rd, 2007 at 11:22 pm
I feel bad for Ellen, honestly. I think that what she did wasn’t exactly smart, but her heart was in the right place. However, what those people did to those two little girls was downright wrong. I realize Ellen fucked up, but wouldn’t the smart (and reasonable) thing to do be to just interview the people and see if they are compatible with the dog? STOP MOVING THE POOR FUCKING DOG AROUND!! He’s now had 3 different families within a month or less. Seriously though, they should have at least attempted to keep the dog with the family he bonded to by going through the adoption process with them and not just ripping the dog from their family.
Yes, I am most likely overly pissed, but it’s just because I have a rescue dog myself and understand how the life of a rescue dog can be.
By the way, yes, Ellen made me cry.
CHALLENGE: who says it, and to whom? “In a good shoe, I wear a size six, but a seven feels so good, I buy a size eight.”
“People are gonna be hacking into this poor thing, looks like it’s bleedin’ to death!” what are they talking about?
“If it had hair it’d be a St. Bernard.” who’s dog?
irishpooter reply on October 23, 2007:
Dolly Parton- god love her
Shirley Mclain
Shirley Mclains dog- couldn’t resist-lol
Leigh reply on October 23, 2007:
“People are gonna be hacking into this poor thing, looks like it’s bleedin’ to death!” what are they talking about?
~They are talking about the wedding cake.~
qube reply on October 24, 2007:
I think it’s Truvy to Clairee; the groom’s cake; and Ouiser.
October 23rd, 2007 at 11:25 pm
Janitress at Hospital: [seeing the corpse hidden in the bathroom, sitting in a wheelchair] “Hey, Vera. We’ve got another stiff in the john.”
- 9 to 5
October 23rd, 2007 at 11:25 pm
I love ellen, but when she started crying on the show, I thought her mom had died… or something to that extent. My sister thought it was that too until ellen explained it was the dog. WHICH is really sad, but not like LIFE OR DEATH sad.
anyways, thought I’d stop by and spread some love.
Corey
October 23rd, 2007 at 11:25 pm
Great Video
Do you love it?
You know i love it!
Miss Scarlet: Maybe there is such a thing as life after death.
Buck reply on October 23, 2007:
Now that hes dead i have a life!
Buckislife reply on October 23, 2007:
nope sorry
Mrs. White: Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage!
pdelrosso reply on October 23, 2007:
in a good shoe, i wear a size 6, but a 7 feels so good, i guy a size 8!!!
October 23rd, 2007 at 11:26 pm
I like the quote about can’t remember her name, that should be wearing a girdle- OMG- “it looks like two pigs wresteling under a blanket”? Olympia Dukakus(sp)? rocks-lol-I loved her as Mrs. Madrigal in “Tales of the City”. Have you read them? seen it? I think Ellen was a big dummy about the adoption, when you get a rescue dog- they are very sctrict, they don’t want the dogs passed around and further traumatized, all homes have to be approved, they put all of time and money into them. BTW, I have to admit I was a little shocked you have pet store dogs- must be an East Coast thing? Puppy mills are bad news, lucky you got good healthy babies:) Love the show- Thanks for the funnies:)
October 23rd, 2007 at 11:27 pm
okay my previous was pointless.. I just like the quote..
being a frat guy
I dig this setup
******: “Maui Wowee!”
- 9 to 5
Buck reply on October 24, 2007:
Well I love it!
October 23rd, 2007 at 11:28 pm
we should totally do the qoute a movie thing once a week.
M’Lynn: That sanctuary looks like it’s been hosed doesn with Pepto-Bismol
lol
October 23rd, 2007 at 11:28 pm
Publicity and it worked
I love Ellen I think she’s hilarious but this dog thing is just silly - but it made for great material eh? 
Veronica: I was thinking more along the lines of slitting Heather Duke’s wrists open, making it look like suicide.
JD:____________________
October 23rd, 2007 at 11:31 pm
Mr. Green: Is he dead?
Mrs. Peacock: Well maybe we should cut his head off just to be sure.
Mrs. White: THAT was uncalled for!
Buck reply on October 23, 2007:
i think miss scarlett just says
WHERE IS HE?
October 23rd, 2007 at 11:31 pm
Buck, I have come to a conclusion.
YOU ARE AMAZING.
End of all stories.
Ever.
October 23rd, 2007 at 11:37 pm
in a good shoe i wear a size 6, but a 7 feels so good, i buy a size 8!
love ya buck!!
October 23rd, 2007 at 11:38 pm
Miss Truvy, I promise that my personal tragedy will not interfere with my ability to do good hair.
lisa_sull reply on October 24, 2007:
omg i forgot that one…that has to be my FAVORITE
October 23rd, 2007 at 11:38 pm
Probably my all time favorite quote from Steel Magnolias
“Sammy Wayne Desoto, what is this in my Frigidaire?”
Oh! And in Clue my faves are
“He had threatened to kill me in public.”
“Why would he want to kill you in public?”
or
“I Am Your Singing Telegram..” Then she gets shot, I just love it!
Kristine-Eric reply on October 23, 2007:
“No, I think he threatened IN PUBLIC to kill her”
Buck reply on October 24, 2007:
BEING KILLED IS PRETTY FINAL WOULDNT YOU SAY?!
October 23rd, 2007 at 11:39 pm
“Janice Van Meter got hit with a baseball. It was fabulous.”
AHHH!!!! Your favorite movies are my favorite movies!!! So weird! I’m the only person I know that has even seen Clue. Do you love Romy and Michelle? “Let’s fold scarves!” I love it.
October 23rd, 2007 at 11:39 pm
i love her show, and sometimes i don’t whatch it because i go to school, she felt sad and cry on tv for her dog and don’t thing it was the best thing to do but i understan what she was feeling, i love animals two. and she is my favorite lesbiene.
October 23rd, 2007 at 11:40 pm
Shelby - That VCR alone is worth getting married for.
I had to have it!
Cindy
October 23rd, 2007 at 11:41 pm
Fave Heathers quote:
“Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw”
October 23rd, 2007 at 11:43 pm
QUOTES:
“Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw!”
October 23rd, 2007 at 11:43 pm
Didnt see the one above,
“Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast”
October 23rd, 2007 at 11:44 pm
I think the mutts and moms should just give the dog back but last I heard they weren’t going to. It’s a sad story, I wouldn’t want a dog I loved taken away.
Ouiser: Clairee, have you lost your mind?
or
Shelby: My colors are blush and bashful
or
Ouiser: You are evil, and you must be destroyed
October 23rd, 2007 at 11:44 pm
And on the whole Ellens business i think she did step a bit out of line, she made it to public, we get its a really big deal for you, but keep it in your business. It was irresponsible to basically chastise the agency when really they were just doing their job (however they do their business is their deal, personally i don’t think they handled the situation very well).
to conclude,
just give her the damn dog back, the whole point is for it to have a safe home!
October 23rd, 2007 at 11:46 pm
can i just say that i love your disclaimer hahaha
October 23rd, 2007 at 11:51 pm
I agree with what Ellen is doing…the Mutty Mom twit should have been grateful that the dog was placed and moved on…and Buck..you know I love you more than my luggage.
October 23rd, 2007 at 11:54 pm
“When it comes to pain and suffering, she’s right up there with Elizabeth Taylor.”
i had to put in Steel Magnolias shortly after this blog…
redneckgirl47401
October 23rd, 2007 at 11:54 pm
Honey, we see everything in this profession, but one thing I ain’t never seen - man or woman - is a grown-up.
October 23rd, 2007 at 11:55 pm
I am not sure what to make of the whole Ellen thing…there’s part of me as a dog lover that says “give fucking dog to the kids already” but there’s another part of me that’s says for every 1 idiot that takes a dog and cant care for it and DOES find it a good loving home there are a 100 more who don’t and dump the dog somewhere or just give it a funky home to live in. This national crisis ,however, has made me realize something…are you f’ing KIDDING ME! Do we as Americans really have so few problems that we can become obsessed with a dog!! There are HUMANE BEINGS who are without homes right here in L.A. and yet the top news story has been over this DOG! Now don’t get me wrong i seriously love dogs, i just know that they are just that dogs..animals..not humans. Okay i have stepped down from the soap box and have much more pressing matters to attend to such as movie quotes…I love Heather’s so here it goes
Watch it Heather, you might be digesting food there
October 23rd, 2007 at 11:56 pm
i mean human beings…
October 23rd, 2007 at 11:57 pm
I love dogs–have two of them…but its just a dog. Its easier to adopt a kid these day then a dog. Who reads all that fine print when you adopt a dog,not me and I guess not ellen. I just adopted a dog from the CT Humane society, and they made it very hard . Once i picked the dog..I had to drive back home…get my other dog…get my daughter and son… and because my husband couldn’t get out of work..they pulled this random guy in the room to see if bonded with men. Very bizarre.
October 24th, 2007 at 12:21 am
You all seem to be very anxious about something. -cop from clue
October 24th, 2007 at 12:22 am
“Oh get with it, Clairee. This is the eighties.”
“I thought you were a native”
“You thought I was a what?
October 24th, 2007 at 12:23 am
Im lovin that you are interacting here…makes me feel all GODLY and shit.. but I think Im losing my stalking Identity. Oh, well… so goes it. I blogged about you on my 360 pimpin you out as hard as can for an old gal like me. MIDDLE AGED.. Ummmmmmmmmm ( ya I read it ) UGH.. can’t we all think of a nicer term…. like non homeless bored women or something? Something that doesnt make me feel like an ancient * cough cough* ( insert PC term here) hag!? just sayin….
Honey I dont have to watch TV or movies.. I have YOU!
XOXOXOO!
October 24th, 2007 at 12:24 am
I think they are overreacting, ok…the girl loved the dog and it’s a sad story but it’s gone too far, the people from the adopted agency are only doing their job, they’re not evil it’s an obligation.
Guess this one…”Don’t mess with the bull young man, you’ll get the hornes”
And this one: “Mourn the losses because they are many. But celebrate the victories because they are few. ”
The last one it’s not from a movie but I don’t care.
Bye Buck! XOXO
October 24th, 2007 at 12:24 am
grrrrrrr I before E except after C.. when will I learn?
October 24th, 2007 at 12:29 am
I’m gonna go get me some press on nails…….
October 24th, 2007 at 12:32 am
Did you see Stell Magnolias when it was on Broadway? I’m not sure if it’s still there or not. I took my mom to see it two years ago.
My favorite line was this: “He’s a real gentleman. I bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he pees in it!” I thought that was hysterical.
October 24th, 2007 at 12:37 am
I think that Ellen thought that once she bought the dog it was her responsibility. Therefore when she gave it away she wasn’t thinking “Hmm… what can I do today? Gee I know, screw over that animal shelter and flaunt my celebrity status by giving away Iggy.” It obviously never occured to her that the shelter got first dibs, so I sympathize with her.
I think that the shelter isn’t wrong to have that clause (about bringing the dog back if you can no longer take care of it,) but they should handle it case-by-case. The woman at the shelter used a one-eyed dog as an example of why they have the policy of not giving dogs to families with children under 14. Yeah, sure, maybe a one-eyed dogs shouldn’t be around children, but Iggy and most terriers LOVE children.
The shelter should never have given the dog away again so quickly. What if Ellen had a custody battle over the dog, and the judge ruled in Ellen’s favor? Then poor Iggy, who had just been adjusting to a new home would be ONCE AGAIN be relocated.
October 24th, 2007 at 12:45 am
Oh no! Jonas brothers are going on Ellen 2morrow!! And like you said, she won’t even want to interview them!!
October 24th, 2007 at 12:51 am
WHAT’S YOUR DAMAGE HEATHER????
I think Ellen is out of line. She signed a legally binding contract with the organization which stated at the time she agreed to all their rules and regulations. IF Ellen refused to give the dog back, the court would take one look at the signed and once again Legally binding contract and ask why she was wasting their time.
October 24th, 2007 at 12:52 am
Time marches on and sooner or later you realize it is marchin’ across your face.
October 24th, 2007 at 12:52 am
You made alot of us Canadians happy by mentioning Degrassi…it doesn’t take much. Thanks. Were you ever into the show, or just a random passing comment? Ah Degrassi, Canada’s 90210… the realistic, unglitzy, low budget version.
About the whole Ellen thing, I do feel bad about it abit, but she took it too far crying and all that. Also I kinda think that if this shelter has a policy, wouldn’t it also be a crock if they bent it just because Ellen is famous. But what do I know.
October 24th, 2007 at 12:54 am
I just feel bad for the dog. That was a stupid petty thing of the organization to do, by taking the dog back. It’s not a piece of property, it’s a living creature… Poor thing, being moved around so many times.
October 24th, 2007 at 12:55 am
The whole thing with Ellen is a little over the top. That show is taped a day in advance, so it’s not like it was spontaneous. It was done to garner sympathy in order to get the dog back. Additionally, Ellen had adopted and “re-adopted” many dogs in this years alone (depending on the source anywhere from 2-5 other dogs!)
They have all been moved around for the same reason: they don’t get along with Portia’s cats.
I love Ellen, but she went to far with this one.
btw, that’s a quote from steel magnolias.
October 24th, 2007 at 12:56 am
Hey Buck, have YOU got track lighting?
October 24th, 2007 at 12:59 am
clairee (sp?) said this: Well, you know what they say: if you don’t have anything nice to say about anybody, ___________
whats the end of that line?
Hint: It made me think of you!!
October 24th, 2007 at 1:05 am
I like what Ellen is doing. Perhaps a bit over the top but if it is for a good cause then why not.
I guess the fools in all of this hot mess is the women who took the dog back.
If she was my mama I will be oh daddy!
I bet that now the dogs are walking around in the street and as soon as they see the car of that women trying to save them they just run ” HELL NO THATS THE ANTI-ELLEN WOMEN!”
October 24th, 2007 at 1:13 am
DON’T TALK ABOUT ME LIKE I’M NOT HERE!
October 24th, 2007 at 1:28 am
Buck, I feel bad for Ellen, BUT i think she shouldnt have done that. Her career is going great, now she looks crazy. Although Everyone still loves her. I think she should’ve dealt with it privately, like everyone else…although all the entertainment tv peeps might’ve found out
October 24th, 2007 at 1:36 am
*sigh* I think Ellen is very funny and I am absolutely an animal lover, but come on! Ellen may feel guilty that she didn’t play by the rules and caused the girl to lose her dog, but that’s how life is. It doesn’t always go the way you want. Sometimes you lose people and animals that you care about, for whatever reason. Fortunately, Ellen’s hairdresser’s daughter did not lose Iggy to death. Ellen should make apologies to her staff privately and sincerely. I hope to see more of a sense of professionalism from this talented and funny woman. And I hope that Ellen has a strong support group the day Iggy does pass because who knows what she’ll do after that display.
October 24th, 2007 at 1:46 am
Buck! i have been watching Dog the Bounty Hunter today and I think you should talk about that show and Beth huge boobies!!
I love Ellen. It was so sad when she cried.
October 24th, 2007 at 1:54 am
Truvy: Time marches on and sooner or later you realize it is marchin’ across your face.
October 24th, 2007 at 1:54 am
He was deranged, he was… lunatic. He didn’t seem to like me very much. He had threatened to kill me in public.
Why would he want to kill you in public?………finish it!
October 24th, 2007 at 2:05 am
Ellen seems a more and more self righteous. I stopped watching 2 years ago. It seems she is very sensitive and her crying on camera was a little out of proportion to the problematic doggy adoption. She should follow the rules and the hair dresser’s daughter should learn that just because you want it does not mean you are going to get it.
“Pink is my signature color.”
“Laughter through tears is my favorite emotion.”
October 24th, 2007 at 2:48 am
I agree with TVGoddess. Ellen has become very self-satisfied after a few Emmys, and her new “Issues” thing is not funny, or informative, and definitely only represents her view. She’s lost her edge as a funny, accepting nice person who doesn’t take herself too seriously (i.e., Buck has inherited that crown). I couldn’t believe the whole dog thing, and I couldn’t watch the tears. And I hate how she has her guests read from her book, it’s so self-serving. I fast forward more than I watch these days. (PS I really hate smarmy Stryker, who only is there to kiss her arse.)
October 24th, 2007 at 3:03 am
Okay great video! On 2:12 something flashes on the left side of the screen. I paused, rewinded, paused, rewinded over and over and over….it was great. Kept my mind off going to get a snack from the kitchen! haha
Did you guys hear that the Rescue Company’s license was suspended a year or so ago and so the contract might not be valid even? Hmmmmm drama!
Love Ya Buck!
October 24th, 2007 at 3:12 am
these are a few of my favorites
Ouiser Boudreaux: This is it, I’ve found it, I’m in hell
Drum: Ouiser, can we call a truce long enough for me to get a piece of cake?
[Ouiser slices him the tail piece of an armadillo cake]
Drum: Aww, thanks Ouiser. Nothin’ like a good piece of ass
Ouiser Boudreaux: The only reason people are nice to me is because I have more money than God
Ouiser Boudreaux: You are too twisted for color TV!
Ouiser Boudreaux: I’m not crazy, I’ve just been a very bad mood for the last 40 years!
Clairee Belcher: Ouiser could never stay mad at me; she worships the quicksand I walk on
Ouiser Boudreaux: You are evil, and you must be destroyed.
Clairee Belcher: Mother Nature’s taking care of that faster than you could
Ouiser Boudreaux: A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste
Ouiser Boudreaux: I am just about at the end of my rope with you.
Drum: Well, then why don’t you tie a noose and slip it ’round your head?
just to name a few…
I Love Ouiser.. can you tell…. i’m going to be here in about 30 years… i’m so looing forward to it.
October 24th, 2007 at 3:13 am
Hi Buck! This Ellen thing is a difficult one for me. I love my pets, and I have adopted from a shelter. But it’s like Paris serving time in jail for driving with a revoked license. We all have to abide the same rules. If (god forbid) I had to give up my dog, I’d have to give him back to the shelter where I got him. That’s the rule. Notice, Ellen isn’t suing to get Iggy back. She probably can’t - she doesn’t have a case. (Buyer beware; read the fine print.)
But, on the other hand, let’s face it… If it happened to most of us animal owners, we’d use whatever medium we could to get the story out. That, and I signed the petition to “free Iggy,” which might have been silly. (It’s not like “free Darfur!”) Still, I don’t understand why the shelter wouldn’t give the hair dresser a chance to adopt the dog. Stealing puppies from little girls just seems so… sinister and villainous. I’d expect a shelter to at least have tried to work with these people to let them adopt Iggy.
Anyway, I guess that means I’m kind of on the fence… Really, Buck, by all means - fire away! There are so many huge causes in the world today, and Ellen chose to go after an animal rescue. It’s all kind of silly. I have to agree with your video: This is not a world where one can afford to offend their hair dressers. But seriously, that hair dresser needs to get her kids a new dog and move on without the emotional blackmail toward Ellen.
Sadie: “That’s what the French call a bedet.”
October 24th, 2007 at 3:30 am
The only quote I know, because, Please dont hate me, I’ve never seen the movie.. And Im not even really sure now that this is the right movie.. But..
“… Pink is my signature color..” Yeah, I like when she says it.. I think I got the right movie..
October 24th, 2007 at 4:08 am
I love Ellen, but I still love your new episode
October 24th, 2007 at 4:09 am
It seems to have cut my last comment in half :/
Anyway, love the new ep!
October 24th, 2007 at 4:10 am
Sorry, your comments box seems to hate me :/
As for quotes, I’ll go for Heathers:
“You inherit 5 million dollars the same day aliens land on the earth and say they’re going to blow it up in 2 days. What do you do?”
October 24th, 2007 at 4:15 am
I love Ellen, but she completely flaked on that one. Great lesson to teach 2 little girls…manipulate people with your tears.
October 24th, 2007 at 4:26 am
“These thighs haven’t gone out of the house with Lycra on them since I was 14″
…
Mason Rose reply on October 24, 2007:
without* !!!!!!
Sorry!
My life is over.
Buck reply on October 24, 2007:
u were brought up right!
Mason Rose reply on October 25, 2007:
Too easy huh!
October 24th, 2007 at 5:42 am
Hi Buck,
Steel Magnolias. I love it!:
OK, here goes: “Ouisa, no one listens to you anyway.”
and
“You’d give your dog your own kidney if you had to.”
or
“Is this liquor in my frigidaire?”
On the Ellen thing: Although Ellen was very dramatic in externalising her grief, and of course on camera, her message is valid. It is too disruptive to put the dog in yet another new home. If giving the dog to friends was a breach of the contract, obviously due to concerns with traceability and the reputation of Mutts and Moms then why didn’t Mutts and Moms simply interview Ellen’s friends and gauge their suitability rather than placing the poor puppy in yet another new home?
We’ve got to give Ellen this, she has elevated the awareness of the plight of rescue dogs, and despite whether we love or hate the tears hopefully her actions and associated publicity will make people more considerate of the obligations and committments with owning a dog.
Unfortunately here in Hong Kong and over the border in Shenzhen, China, dogs are breed from their blood for transfusions against a local canine virus, or are bred for food in some of the interior provinces of China. So, Mutts and Moms, it could be worse!
I’ve just given my dog a big hug because I love her.
Oh, and get your roots done!
Jack
October 24th, 2007 at 5:47 am
“Ouiser Boudreaux: I do not see plays, because I can nap at home for free. And I don’t see movies ’cause they’re trash, and they got nothin’ but naked people in ‘em! And I don’t read books, ’cause if they’re any good, they’re gonna make ‘em into a miniseries”
ValentineVar reply on October 24, 2007:
not really though, I do watch TV and read books and go to plays!! I have to have it!
October 24th, 2007 at 6:03 am
‘Love you more than my luggage’ Buck.
October 24th, 2007 at 6:20 am
Ok Buck- you need to know.
I was listening to the MTV leak of Britney’s Blackout and in the song “Perfect Lover” there’s a full on PAUSE, then Britney says, “I love it!”
I totally freaked out because it sounds exactly like your “Do you love it?” And I secretly think she watches your show, loved the catch phrase and HAD TO HAVE IT!
October 24th, 2007 at 6:43 am
My fav Steel Magnolis quote -
“What this old thing, it picks up everything but boys and money”
Love it!
October 24th, 2007 at 7:03 am
That Ellen, “She’s one big hangin’ man”, “When it comes to pain and suffering she’s right up there with Elizabeth Taylor”!! Perhaps Ellen and the dog lady can fight for the rights of the dog!! “It’d be like two pigs fighting under a blanket”. In all seriousness though, this fight is “too twisted for color tv”! “It wasn’t a very Christian thing to do” just giving that dog away.. who does she think she is?? It’s hard for me to be on the dogladies side because I adore Ellen but “I can’t trust anyone who does their own hair, it isn’t natural”. Then again “I worship the quicksand Ellen walks on” and hopefully this whole thing can be resolved… or end up in a brutal mass-murder. Either way… hopefully the dog is in a good home.. if so then get over it Ellen!!
October 24th, 2007 at 7:10 am
I feel bad for Ellen, but I think this thing is way too out of hand. I would’ve felt so uncomfortable if I was at her show and she cried like that.
“Maybe there is such a thing as life after death.” -Clue
What’s the next line??? I love it!
October 24th, 2007 at 7:23 am
Here is my quote:
They were both high. They’d been smokin’ everything but their shoes.
October 24th, 2007 at 7:41 am
I adore Ellen and as a dog owner i found this story retarded.
I can’t belive people can be this heartless , that stupid bitch took a pet away from a child!!!! how’s this meant to be good for anyone.
Only in America i guess.
October 24th, 2007 at 7:57 am
That dog-lady is a pig from hell. I hope that dog vomits all over her and makes her lick it up, baby… lick it up!
October 24th, 2007 at 8:13 am
I was expecting a story far worse than the one she came up with. I mean, sure, the kids losing their dog is of course no fun, but to cry shamelessly on TV over it… I just felt like it was an overreaction.
October 24th, 2007 at 8:16 am
dog control freaks
October 24th, 2007 at 8:21 am
“Ouiser, can we call a truce long enough for me to get a piece of cake?”
P.S. I don’t watch Ellen but, I am on Iggy’s side, if he was in a safe, loving home that is where he should have stayed. After all, isn’t that the goal of the Mutts & Moms assoc.?
Robyn reply on October 24, 2007:
oh never mind….Julianne already posted this one…bitch! Tehee!
October 24th, 2007 at 8:36 am
“I do not see plays, because I can nap at home for free. And I don’t see movies ’cause they’re trash, and they got nothin’ but naked people in ‘em! And I don’t read books, ’cause if they’re any good, they’re gonna make ‘em into a miniseries.”
Do you love it?
October 24th, 2007 at 8:44 am
Ellen debate - OK so she was wrong to give it away when it was supposed to be with her. Ultimately, the shelter wants it to find a home - job done. So why bother causing the upset and taking it away? She did them a favour taking it and they’ve probably got new supporters/donations thanks to the publicity. Give the kids their dog and be done with it.
Ps Love the drama of it all though.
October 24th, 2007 at 8:48 am
hmmmm i just watched ur new ep and i totally agree… although i thought it was a good thing that she “pleaded” for them to return the dog not “demanded” i thought her reaction was over the top and is only suitable for a “mom, dad… i’ve got cancer” kind of situations…
and it’s the media’s fault for turning this into a big issue, and trying to make the agency look like the villains of a “Carebare” movie… let me remind you again that Ellen was “begging” as in “i know that what i did was wrong and that u were only doing your job, but i beg of you to overlook the laws this one time and give iggy back”… so yeah death threats are a bit too much IMO…
October 24th, 2007 at 8:50 am
STEEL MAGNOLIAS
Adelle: Is that beer in my refrigidar?
Her Husband: It it
(she starts pouring out the beer)
Her Husband: For Christ Sake Adelle
Adelle: Are you talking about our Lord and Savior?
Her Husband: Christ Christ Christ Christ Chirst
Adelle: I think we need to get on our knees and pray!
Her Husband: I’d Rather eat DIRT!
(and storms out)
October 24th, 2007 at 8:54 am
FAVORITE SCENE OF THE WHOLE MOVIE!
Sammy Wayne Desoto, what is this in my Frigidaire?
Beer.
I don’t care what you do with your refrigerator, but you will not keep liquor in mine.
Oh, Annelle, for Christ’s sake!
Who did you say?
Christ… Christ, Christ, Christ!
Are you speaking of our Lord? Our Saivour? Is that whose name you’re taking in vain?
That’s the one!
Well I’m sorry, Sammy. But I am not about to spend the next fifty years of my life with someone I’m not gonna run into in the hereafter.
Oh, goddammit Annelle!
Oh my…I think we should pray.
Oh, I’d rather eat dirt!
lisa_sull reply on October 24, 2007:
yeah what she said…i knew i was close LOL
Buck reply on October 24, 2007:
LOL LOL LOL i love that other people are playing together!
Good times!
October 24th, 2007 at 8:58 am
Oh honey, we can totally have some fun with movie quotes. Hell, why stick with one when you can do em all
STEEL MAGNOLIAS- Miss Truvy, I’m Beyond Help. The other day I discovered the early stages of crows feet. (response?)
CLUE- You lure men to their deaths like a spider with flies! (response?)
BIG BUSINESS- I have to go kee-kee. (response?)
NINE TO FIVE- Don’t you tell me what I can or can’t do. Those days are over! (Continue the line)
HEATHERS- It’s just Heather, why can’t we talk to different kinds of people.
Love your taste in films although admittedly I haven’t seen Heathers in years. BTW, speaking of 9-5, you probably know that they’re doing a musical version of in on Broadway. I was in one of their choreography presentations and I came so close to meeting Dolly Parton. She had to change her travel plans 2 days before the presentation. Was quite a blow, but it was still a hoot getting do dance to that number. Keep up the good work. Love your style.
October 24th, 2007 at 9:29 am
NOBODY MOVE!!!! My contact.
October 24th, 2007 at 9:38 am
I feel really bad for the little girl and also think the whole thing is pretty unfair.
So many ppl hurt and mistreat animals all over the country and this woman is taking a puppet away from sb who would take good care of it.
I also think that, however Ellen was over overreacting a little, her TV show allows her to do so…. Oprah is 1000 times worse when it comes to overreacting or talking personal issues on tv, and ppl actually enjoy it… so it´s kinda full circle.
Anyways…so many important issues.. like the Britney spears petition and we are talking about the blond helmet…lol.
And finally, i won´t quote you on anything because I SUCK when it comes to movies quotes, or dialogues or whatever related to them.I just can´t remember….I´m like Finding Nemo´s Dory…OMG we talked about that one a lot already!
Love ya Michael! See ya!
October 24th, 2007 at 9:42 am
9 to 5 So! This is what you’re into now! Bondage!
As for Ellen, I feel badly for her, but mostly I feel for poor Iggy.
October 24th, 2007 at 9:42 am
that poor dolly looks like she just might break if she tried any kind of 9 to 5ing these days..
sadly i have seen none of these movies…but by reading everyone’s fave quotes i may have to do an intensive search of the surrounding area or possibly ebay to get them to watch - they sound great! I bet they’re 80s-tastic too. Oh and about the degrassi thing, i totally loved that show. Remember when that guy got hit by a car and ended up in a wheelchair (i think? it was so long ago…) and when that other guy had a ‘drug’ problem? it was so out there. Oh god, and i remember the AIDs thing they had on it too…some guy got it and he was all like ‘leave me ALONE! boo hoo!’ I can’t believe that i used to watch that as like a 12 year old, did i even know what they were going on about?? probably not.
about the ellen thing, i love dogs and iggy looks adorable but ellen really did break the rules (even if it was in good intentions) and sobbing about it on national tv is totally going too far - i expected better of ellen really. she’s cooler than that. but she made up for it by admitting it. yeah ellen, you may like to muff-dive but you’re ace in my books.
was that too much? i never can tell…
October 24th, 2007 at 9:43 am
I’ve never seen any of the movies you can quote!!! (is that a bad thing?) I can totally do The Princess Bride! “INCONCEIVABLE!!”
I’ve worked with a few adoption agencies (Dogs, Cats, Bunnies… the usual) and they tend to be so up tight about their ‘rules’ and stuff… if the Dog was happy and well taken care of (it’s Ellen’s HAIRSTYLIST I don’t think she’s living off a minimum wage salary….) let the dog stay.. you’re doing more harm to it by taking it in and out of houses… and they should have had a better trial period if there were other animals in the house… I think they are just taking advantage of the free publicity…
-A
October 24th, 2007 at 10:11 am
“Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?”
Still one of my favorite lines. Heathers is SO quotable.
And Ellen was out of line. Although I do wish I had a talk show so I could use it to air my personal grievances and cause harm to those who wrong me. My car repair guy wants to charge me $400 to fix my windshield wipers. I wouldn’t mind a few people calling the dealership and threatening him a bit.
October 24th, 2007 at 10:14 am
Buck I have a question, will you ban me for being 11 years old? im not lying … hehe ummmmm for game day I HAVE ONLY SEEN 1 OF THOSE MOVIES XD -TOFU
October 24th, 2007 at 10:30 am
I’ll set you up….
‘ I ask you. How precious is this wedding going to get?’
….
next?
Buck reply on October 24, 2007:
itll be pretentious…..
is that it
Volvican reply on October 24, 2007:
I’m shocked at you! Well - no - I suppose the lead-in line is bland but the next one is
“My colors are blush and bashful. I have chosen two shades of pink. one is much deeper than the other.”
One of my girlfriends and I always figured that we were going to end up as Clairee and Ouiser some day.
October 24th, 2007 at 10:42 am
If you don’t have something nice to say….come sit next to me.
who said that Buck?
Buck reply on October 24, 2007:
hello! Miss Clarie!!!
rudycatmn reply on October 24, 2007:
Reese Witherspoon’s grantmother, according to her interview on Ellen yesterday
ANTM_Carley reply on October 24, 2007:
oh god, i remember yesterday on ellen, reese witherspoon said that’s what her grandmother used to say. MHM REESE, I’M SURE SHE DID. AHHA.
October 24th, 2007 at 10:50 am
My heart goes out to both the hairdresser’s family and the dog rescue woman. Neither of them should have been put in this position. They all fell victim to Ellen’s good intentions.
I have no quote to share. I feel shame.
October 24th, 2007 at 11:05 am
I’m pleasant. Damn it! I saw Drum Eatenton at the Piggly Wiggly this morning, and I smiled at the son of a bitch ‘fore I could help myself.
October 24th, 2007 at 11:08 am
All gay men have track lightin’. And all gay men are named Mark, Rick, or Steve.
HA…. Almost forgot about this one… And
Can we put our disagreements aside long enough for me to get a piece of cake?
Sure…
Thanks Ouiser, there’s nothing like a good piece of ass….
October 24th, 2007 at 11:19 am
I wish i could particpate but I’ve never seen Steel Magnolias
Maybe I should go get it today!
AlliJane reply on October 24, 2007:
You totally should!
October 24th, 2007 at 11:21 am
Okay darling.. here we go..
Here’s your game.. Who said these..
Steel Magnolias
1)”There’s so much static electricity in this room….I pick up everything but boys and money”
2)”All gay men have track lightin’. And all gay men are named Mark, Rick, or Steve.”
3)”They were both high. They’d been smokin’ everything but their shoes.”
4)”I’m pleasant. Damn it! I saw Drum Eatenton at the Piggly Wiggly this morning, and I smiled at the son of a bitch ‘fore I could help myself.”
5)”Well, let me put it this way… If you and Jackson want to practice safe sex, you’re all set! ”
Clue
1)”It’s you and me, honey bunch.”
2)”Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable.”
3)”Oh, I am being blackmailed, it’s just that I did what I am being blackmailed for.”
4)”Well, someone’s got to break the ice, and it might as well be me. I mean, I’m used to being a hostess, it’s part of my husband’s work. And it’s always difficult when a group of new friends meet together for the first time, to get acquainted. So I’m perfectly prepared to start the ball rolling. I mean, I, I have absolutely no idea what we’re doing here. Or what I’m doing here, or what this place is about, but I am determined to enjoy myself. And I’m very intrigued, and oh my this soup is delicious, isn’t it?”
5)”Mrs. Peacock was a man!?”
And my Favorite of all
HEATHERS
1)”Betty Finn was a true friend and I sold her out for a bunch of Swatch dogs and Diet Coke heads. Killing Heather would be like offing the wicked witch of the west… wait east. West! God! I sound like a fucking psycho.”
2)”It’s one thing to want someone out of your life, but it’s another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of Liquid Drano.”
3)”I can’t believe you did it. I was teasing. I loved you. Course, I was coming up here to kill ya…”
4)”Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?”
5)”I prayed for the death of Heather Chandler many times and I felt bad everytime I did it but I kept doing it anyway. Now I know you understood everything. Praise Jesus, Hallelujah.”
Okay babe.. Have fun!! Love your show.. It’s my crack.. Omg. You’re a drug… CONTAIN YOURSELF BABY!.. rawr.. lol.. let me not get ahead of myself.. tootles =^-^=
Buck reply on October 24, 2007:
You and I are like the same person!
kaede_hime reply on October 24, 2007:
Doll…. WE Are!! If I were a man. >_>… Alas… I am condemned to have breast…Ah dare to dream….. O.O
groovyflamingoboy reply on October 24, 2007:
I loved it when Mr. Green said “Mrs. Peacock was a man?!?!” Funny stuff! And who can forget Mrs. White infamous “flames on the side of my face” quote? I need to watch Clue again now! To my DVD case!
October 24th, 2007 at 11:22 am
In the Halloween spirit, I’m gonna do you one better.
Columbia: Oh, slowly, slowly! It’s too nice a job to rush.
October 24th, 2007 at 11:24 am
i think that ellen over reacted, but i also think her hair dresser should get the god back. i mean, it’s not that big a deal.
and my steel magnolias quote is “you are a boil on the butt of humanity.” i say that all the time, ever since i saw that movie.
LOVE YOU BUCK
knibbles reply on October 24, 2007:
Haha, your typo reminded me of a joke: How can you tell if you’re a dyslexic agnostic insomniac? You lie awake all night wondering if there’s really a dog!
It’s bad, I know, but I love it. Sorry.
October 24th, 2007 at 11:37 am
Most of the good quotes have been taken - darn!
Love ya Buck!
October 24th, 2007 at 11:40 am
IM TOTTALLY WITH YOU ON THE DEATH THREATS TO THE LADY!! HAHAHA GIVE IGGY BACK!!! HOPE ELLIE LOVES HER HAIRCUT!!! LOVE, MICHELLE. –LOVE YOU MICHAEL!
October 24th, 2007 at 11:41 am
AHHHHHH BUCK
See, I am a member of this too.
Grr….I swear the amount of things I have signed up to for you and your thick framed glasses!
I dont know any quotes……but I do know how to love and thats something steel magnolias cant act!
October 24th, 2007 at 11:43 am
I feel sorry for Ellen because she seems like such a nice person and she doesn’t deserve this, but this whole mess could have been avoided if she had read the fine print.
I think the true victim is the hairdresser’s little girl. This poor girl is probably going through the most grief out of all of them right now.
Here’s my quote:
Heathers: “She’s my best friend. God, I hate her.”
October 24th, 2007 at 11:45 am
I really dont feel ellen was out of line…crying and stuff because if something bothers you, you cant control your emotions like what if someone came and took your dogs and you had to tape your buck shows would you be really upset like she was and talk about it. Yes, because you have tons of people watching you who enjoy you and are willing to support you. It’s like the time your cousin left for college and you vloged and you couldnt help but talk about it and cry and we alll were sad with you or when your account got taken down. You can control your emotions when its on your mind. I think ellen is halarious and it was a new side we hadn’t seen of her because she was always funny and trying to make people laugh. It’s a sad thing that went down and i would love for those girls to get there dogs back it just seems ridiculous…but ellen should of followed the rules aswell so this wouldnt of happened. But, its not like she kept it from them that she gave it away…she was honest and it didn’t work out. I wish they would of just given that family an interview or looked into them so they could of had a shot with the family. Well, at least it has a good home. Anyway i wrote a lot…lol.
xleahcarx reply on October 24, 2007:
i meant you cant control your emotions.
Buck reply on October 24, 2007:
I would have been crying too!
October 24th, 2007 at 11:48 am
Ellen should have read the contract and totally overreacted, but who cares? She was sad because she’s sensitive and caring and kind. I adore her. And “Finding Nemo” is one of the few movies I can quote!
October 24th, 2007 at 11:55 am
buck, love the show, but what the hell are you doing talking about ellen! just kidding, i love dogs too, but i couldnt give a damn about that bitch!
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX
October 24th, 2007 at 12:00 pm
Buck….. Please tell me you loved “The Money Pit”?
Buck reply on October 24, 2007:
I LOVE THIS HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AlliJane reply on October 24, 2007:
OMG! My favorite part is when Tom Hanks steps on the rug and gets stuck in the hole in the floor…. Or maybe when they blew the turkey out of the oven… I don’t know it’s hard to pick!
October 24th, 2007 at 12:08 pm
Buck, you were so drinking a Pepsi (without the label)in the WTB video again. Are you addicted? Mmmm, sugar. Or was it diet? They should totally be giving it to you for free. I want one now.
October 24th, 2007 at 12:13 pm
My colors are blush and bashful.
Do you watch Brothers and Sisters? Sally Field plays such a good mother.
Buck reply on October 24, 2007:
i dont GRRRR
tonights blog is all about TV!
will be up in a few hours!
October 24th, 2007 at 12:31 pm
Okay Buck, it’s not SM but I love it!
The test results have come back.
And?
And I’m afraid the results are very disturbing. It seems that Angelique has a rare case of brake fluid… Bran… fluid. Bran flavor…. Brain fever!
Brain fever?
Yes. Brain fever. Or what we call in Austria…………..Kopfgeschlagen.
Do you love it?
October 24th, 2007 at 12:34 pm
Hey - Ellen can do no wrong!
October 24th, 2007 at 12:34 pm
hey buck was this one true?
All gay men have track lightin’. And all gay men are named Mark, Rick, or Steve.
lol she forgot Michael *giggles*
Morganika reply on October 24, 2007:
& buck, I love ya more than my luggage
heheheh *still giggling*
October 24th, 2007 at 12:40 pm
Wow, people are really using this board! Cool.
I’m conflicted about the Ellen/Izzy Gate thing too. In a way it’s sort of sweet that she was emotional about it but it was also Scary Mary time. At first I thought maybe someone very close to her had died or maybe her and her partner had split. I just thought it was gay men who had such drama flair. I think there’s enough bad behavior all around in this mess. The adoption place has rules to make sure an animal is well taken care of, but for heaven’s sake, it’s a rich celebrity who gave the dog to a person close to her. It’s not like she sold it to the Korean Resturant. I think it was a honest mistake on Ellen’s part not to realize the rules, I don’t think she did it with a sense of entitlement.
Anyway, no offense but this story is so last week. NEXT.
October 24th, 2007 at 12:46 pm
This is fun, I have never been on a live chat b4 this feels like one. Anyway stopping by to say Hi.
It has beenso long since SM that I can’t remember any lines I’ll have to watch it this afternoon w/ my daughter.
About Ellen, I just got my super cute chihuahua palmeranian mix “Dexter” he is a handful! In two weeks he so attached to me that giving him away would break my heart. She may not have bonded w/ the dog and in that case she should give him away. But on the legal side if u sign a contract u need to honor it. Especially if u r famous people love to go to court.
October 24th, 2007 at 1:02 pm
haha i swear your show has began to be daily thing!
oh no! lol dont worry its a good thing
and ive never seen steal magnolias but ive always wanted too, tell me you love Fried Green Tomatoes?
October 24th, 2007 at 1:03 pm
I don’t really care about Ellen’s dog. Or the hairdresser’s dog.
I just wanted to leave a quote that I am dorky enough to use in real life when someone asks my shoe size (even though I actually wear a 9).
“In a good shoe, I wear a size 6, but a 7 feels so good, I buy a size 8.”
Isn’t that when they were getting the eggs out of the trunk of that car or something? I need a refresher!
October 24th, 2007 at 1:13 pm
I don’t understand why they care as long as the dog was being treated okay. They should worry about the homeless strays and the abused dogs. Jeez. How trivial and silly.
October 24th, 2007 at 1:22 pm
Hi Michael
I think Ellen was a bit out of line with the whole scene she made on her show about Iggy. Don’t get me wrong, it’s really sweet of her to resuce him and try to give him a good home but if it stated in the contract that she needed to inform the rescue where Iggy came from well then obviously she should have followed the instructions in the contract. This whole ugly situation probably could have been avoided. If it were me though, there’s no way I would have gave him away! My husband and I got a Pug last April (Monty) and he is just the SWEETEST little boy. I just love him to bits!
Steel Magnolias quote for you!
I had to look it up to get it right (cheating? maybe…LOL!) but the line that follows is just too funny!
“Oh Ouiser, Drum would NEVER point a gun at a lady!”
Have a great day hun & thanks again for doing my game day!
xxoo
Bekah
October 24th, 2007 at 1:25 pm
Poor Ellen, Poor Hairdresser, Poor Dog, Poor Lady that sold the dog…………….Who really cares..it’s last week news Buck. And Buck we hafta get u watching more movies,(although We know u love tv) Perhaps a modest 1 movie a week?
Love your favorite Canadian, Lori
October 24th, 2007 at 1:37 pm
I think they need to have the dog in mind…! So long as Iggy is in a good loving home, then who cares if Ellen has it or not?? That’s my opinion!
Hope your petition gets way more signatures!
October 24th, 2007 at 1:39 pm
Hey Buck?
What about if you start a blog thread with the title being different movies…then we could play this game and not have the daily topic mixed in….LOL im getting SOOOOO Confuseddddddddddd.
You rock!
Lisa
Buck reply on October 24, 2007:
Good idea! will do that next week LOL
October 24th, 2007 at 2:11 pm
I gotta get me some o them PRESS ON NAY-ILS
October 24th, 2007 at 2:14 pm
All gay men have track lightin’. And all gay men are called…
October 24th, 2007 at 2:16 pm
This is it. I found it. I’m in…
October 24th, 2007 at 2:19 pm
-I’ve just been to the dedication of the new children’s park
-Yeah how’d it go?
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October 24th, 2007 at 2:20 pm
-I’m just about at the end of my rope with you
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Buck reply on October 24, 2007:
well tie a noose and slip it over your head!
October 24th, 2007 at 2:39 pm
Honestly, I love her show and I love dogs but that was WAY overdone.. Seriously, get the kids a new dog.. I think they’ll be ok.
October 24th, 2007 at 2:58 pm
All gay men have track lightin’. And all gay men are named Mark, Rick, or Steve.
October 24th, 2007 at 3:00 pm
Took you long enough to get the site up! Great page Buck. I had to have it!!! I’ve been watching since you had about 10,000 subs on your page. Love you bitch.
October 24th, 2007 at 3:00 pm
A girl says this to Shelby at the reception.
” That Jackson, he’s one big hangin’ man.”
October 24th, 2007 at 3:30 pm
The only reason I go to Sunday School is because all of the little old southern ladies in the women’s class remind me so much of Steel Magnolias. They spend the entire hour gossiping but its ok cause they end them sentences with “bless their heart”
October 24th, 2007 at 3:51 pm
“Well you know what they say, if you can’t find something good to say about anyone, come and sit by me.”
I think that’s how it goes…
Love Ya!
-Ian
October 24th, 2007 at 3:52 pm
I don’t know any quotes from Magnolias, but my sister is going to be in that play in High School this year.
October 24th, 2007 at 4:03 pm
Can’t we play the quote game with “Mean Girls?”
1-3-5,
Kate
October 24th, 2007 at 4:05 pm
I don’t know about the Ellen thing … I love dogs and little kids, so I feel sad about that, but it DID say in her contract that she couldn’t do that, so none of that matters - she still broke the ‘rules’.
I’d quote one of those movies … but I’ve never seen them! Well, I’ve seen a couple scenes of Steel Magnolias, like when something happened to the eggs (were they in the trunk?) and when Julia had low blood sugar …. am I excused since I’m only 18?
October 24th, 2007 at 4:09 pm
The whole Ellen thing is so overly covered by the media! However I do agree with Ellen. I think they should give the dog back to the family Ellen originally gave it to.
“Well, we went skinny dipping and we did things that frightened the fish.” What character was that by?
Buck reply on October 24, 2007:
SHELBY!
October 24th, 2007 at 4:14 pm
Truvey: Well paint my door red and call me Elizabeth Arden
then after she gets her second salon
“I’M A CHAIN”
October 24th, 2007 at 4:32 pm
Truvey talking about hiring Adelle:
“She graduated number 1 - top of the hairdo class”
October 24th, 2007 at 4:51 pm
Oh Buck…this has never happened before so I’m not sure how to respond…I didn’t like your post! Normally I am 100% behind you, even when you are bitchy, but attack Ellen!?! I don’t even really consider myself to be much of a fan, but I do find her sweet and harmless, nevermind an important person in the quest for gay rights…I guess I just don’t like your target today. Sorry.
October 24th, 2007 at 4:51 pm
Wadsworth: You were jealous that your husband was schtocking Yvette, that’s why you killed him too.
Buck reply on October 24, 2007:
YES I DID IT! I KILLED YVETTE! I HATED HER SO MUCH!
IT WAS LIKE…..FLAMES…FLAMES…. ON THE SIDE OF MY FACE!
HEAVING BREATHLESS
HEAVING BREATHS
HEAVING!
October 24th, 2007 at 5:07 pm
I think Ellen shouldn’t of made a big deal out of it by crying on her show.
I think the adoption lady would’ve been more reasonable if they worked it out in private.
But that it’s out in the open, the lady should just give Iggy to the hairdreser’s family, because they seem like a suitable family, and its just rehoming another homeless dog, which is a good thing.
If the dog is put up for adoption again, I think people will go for it just because he used to be Ellen’s and not because they really want him, so there’s a possibility Iggy will end up in a worse position.
October 24th, 2007 at 5:08 pm
I played Ouiser in Highschool when we did “Steel Magnolias”… my favorite line to say was…
“Oh, he’s a real gentlemen. I bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he….”
Your turn to finish Buck… I will be so disappointed if you don’t get this one…j/k…The funny thing is I have turned into a bit of a Ouiser Boudreaux myself… I dislike children, I dressed up like a nun and went bar-hopping and I have a crazy St. Bernard… But my dogs’ name is Corona… Bonus Question… What was Ouiser’s Dogs’ name?
October 24th, 2007 at 5:46 pm
My favourite part of Heathers…
“My son’s a homosexual and I love him. Do you hear me God?…”
What does Kurt’s dad say next?
(Buck… PLEASE also love Empire Records…)
October 24th, 2007 at 5:52 pm
awesome as always. i get so excited everytime i see a new buck show… and some one should tell ken paves…”all gay men have track lightin, and all gay men are named mark, rick, or steve.” i like steve paves.
October 24th, 2007 at 6:21 pm
This is completly random and really doesn’t belong here but whatever.
I think a chat room would be awesome, give people like me something to do when they are at work!!
October 24th, 2007 at 6:28 pm
Ok, Buck. This one might be easy but what comes after this?
Clairee: She can’t be more than 18, she hasn’t had time to have a past.
Buck reply on October 24, 2007:
Get with it this is the 80s if you can achieve puberty you can achieve a past!
October 24th, 2007 at 6:31 pm
“The only reason people are nice to me is because I have more money than God.”
October 24th, 2007 at 6:59 pm
“Miss Truvy, I promise that my personal tragedy will not interfere with my ability to do good hair.”
or
“Well Imma paint my door red and change my name to Elizabet Arden!” (Something like that)
October 24th, 2007 at 7:14 pm
Because I dont want to repeat all you said there…
“I agree on everything 100%”
…Oh, and have you seen your WTB Gmail inbox? Anything from me? A piece of art? Nothing? Sure??
Buck reply on October 24, 2007:
will look now! XO
October 24th, 2007 at 7:18 pm
“It’s one thing to want someone out of your life, but it’s another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of liquid drainer.”
-Veronica
Heathers
October 24th, 2007 at 7:29 pm
I love “9 to 5″…DID YOU HEAR THEY’RE MAKING IT INTO A MUSICAL? You have no idea how exciting this is to me. And it’s going to star the amazing Megan Hilty as Dolly Parton’s character (she played Galinda in ‘Wicked’ and was basically the most wonderful thing ever.) Looooooove it!
October 24th, 2007 at 7:54 pm
“I AM NOT SHOUTING!!!
…Fine, I am SHOUTING, I AM SHOUTING I AM– *hits head*”
Its EASY!
Buck reply on October 24, 2007:
LOL i used to be able to do the whole end speech from the movie when he said who did it!
October 24th, 2007 at 8:19 pm
she must feel really guilt about being so bad to the dog. i wouldnt give her the dog back either if she passes it to someone else. i do love ellen though but cute little puppies are so…cute.
October 24th, 2007 at 8:28 pm
SM has quotes for everything!
“I do not see plays, because I can nap at home for free. And I don’t see movies ’cause they’re trash, and they got nothin’ but naked people in ‘em! And I don’t read books, ’cause if they’re any good, they’re gonna make ‘em into a miniseries.”
“This is it, I’ve found it, I’m in hell.”
and you KNOW that Ouiser has all the best lines
Dolly Parton wins second place though.
Love you Buc