Who Are The Least Sexy Women?!
By Buck on Oct 30, 2007 in Uncategorized
Thanks for coming over!
I hope you enjoyed the show tonight on Maxim’s least sexy women! I felt so bad for Sarah Jessica Parker! I HAD TO HAVE IT!
MY VIDEO: http://youtube.com/watch?v=vR9y7kdCiKk
Ok – so this is like a lunchtime poll!
WHO ARE YOUR FIVE LEAST SEXY WOMEN?! LEAVE A COMMENT BELOW!
Here are my top five picks! Do you love the wig! Do I look like Teri Hatcher? Jackie Smith? Or just an ugly dude with a wig?
Enjoy the EXTRA VIDEO!! YAY! Come back for an extra game day tomorrow too!
PS: I cried that Sabrina got kicked off Dancing with the Stars but OOPS- I made fun of her in my video on Thursday! LOL I will take back what I said!
PPS: I am going to be LIVE on an INTERNET RADIO SHOW Thursday, November 1st at 10pm Eastern/7pm Pacific! Details tomorrow! Plan on listening and CALLING IN!
#1 Ann Coulter
# 2-5 in no particular order: Janet Reno, Joan Rivers, Donatella Versace, Star Jones
susan | Oct 31, 2007 | Reply
5. Marie Osmond
4. Amy Winehouse
3. Star Jones
2. Janet Reno
1. Ann Coulter
MattyCII | Oct 31, 2007 | Reply
My list is:
1. Joan Rivers….. her face is perfect for today. Happy halloween, Joan.
2. Ann Coulter….. can’t we just pass a law against her brand of nasty.
3. Nicole Richie…….can you spell skanky,used,heroine-junky,Nicole?
4. Condi Rice……if she wore a boa and a lil more make-up she could be a female impersonator. Jackie Beat is alot more feminine.(google Jackie, you won’t be disappointed).Condi reminds me of Star Wars Stormtroopers, for some reason.
5. Paris Hilton…why is she famous, again? She looks like a 14 year old boy.
Buck, can we do 5 least sexy guys next?
ginnypoo | Oct 31, 2007 | Reply
LMAO!! My list is: ( I tried hard not to be mean, I’m always trying to be nice, lol)
1. New York’s mom- omg she is mega scary!!!
2. Paris Hilton- her plastic surgery still didn’t help!
3. Nicole Richie- pathetic and horrible at life in general
4. Star Jones- she lost all that weight and she looks a bit sick now
5. Rumor Willis- enuff said
I love your show Buck!! muah!
Giggsy11 | Oct 31, 2007 | Reply
least sexyiest woman him
#1 UMA THERMAN EWWWW YOUZ NASTY
#2 Angelina jolie
#3 Joan rivers
#4 kathy giffen
#5 rumer willis — im sorry but i didnt know who she was when flippin though a mag and i thought it was an ugly boy goin though some weird puberty yuck
and yah thats my pic for worse omg it so wiered people have such different taste it amazes me some of these people im like no wayyyy!!!
krayzgurl18 | Oct 31, 2007 | Reply
1.-Britney Spears she is so not sexy lol
2.-Uma T. she looks like a guy!!!
3.-Juliana Depandi from E news ewww
4.-New york or whatever she is named
5.-Donatella Versace
xxxmexicainexxx | Oct 31, 2007 | Reply
1. Donatella Versace
2. Amy Winehouse
3. Fergie
4. Avril Levine (sp?)
5. Tori Spelling
I wish Fergie would just disappear I am so over her and I wish everyone else would be too!
Veggies18 | Oct 31, 2007 | Reply
First of all I have to say I cried as well when Sabrina got voted off DWTS! That show like Idol a popularity contest!
1. Rosie O
2. Britney
3. Fergie
4. Amy Winehouse and Pink (tied)
5. Whoopie G
Dstir66 | Oct 31, 2007 | Reply
1.Amy Winehouse
2.Angelina Jolie(I hate her lips)
3.Demi Moore
4.Fergie
5.Kimberly Stewart
Raven | Oct 31, 2007 | Reply
5. Fergie
4. Nicole Richie
3. Courtney Love
2. Britney (sorry!)
1. Ann Coulter
Eilidh | Oct 31, 2007 | Reply
5. R. Zellwiger
4. Kim Cattrall
3. Britney Spears (refuse to give her just one name)
2. Paris Hilton
1. S. J. Parker (never thought I would agree with anything that came out of maxim magazine)
guyinMD | Oct 31, 2007 | Reply
5-Lindsay Lohan
4-Jessica Alba
3-Paris Hilton
2-Hannah Montana(…)
1-Naomi Campell(Cambell?)
livinglavieboheme025 | Oct 31, 2007 | Reply
1) Ann Coulter (just for being such a hateful bitch!)
2)Nancy Grace
3) Elizabeth Hasselbeck
4) Denise Richards (Crazy!)
5) Lisa Rinna
AnteaAmor | Oct 31, 2007 | Reply
star jones
pamela anderson
tara reid
sandra bernhard
jocelyn wildenstein
bitchazz_supreme | Oct 31, 2007 | Reply
5– Paris Hilton [eww]
4– Tyra Banks [she is so gross]
3– Barbara Walters [umm need i say more?]
2– Britney Spears [wth happend to her?
1– ASHLEE SIMPSON [fake, weird, fug. how is Pete Wentz dating that skank? I bet her gentals smell cos he never takes showers!]
oobershmex | Oct 31, 2007 | Reply
5. Mary Murphy, maybe I just dont like her annoying laugh?
4. Courtney Love
3. Charro…maybe its Churro? I’m not sure but I am sure one of the two is some food :/ HAHA oh well. :]
2. MISS JAY- even though I love her attitude and spunk that man lady isnt that lovely lookin.
1. Condaleezza Rice
Actually I think that Courtney Love is starting to look super pretty, HOWEVER during her damn awful days, she looked damn awful.
Miss Electric Ocean | Oct 31, 2007 | Reply
in no particular order:
Kathy Griffin
New York
Lil Kim
Courney Love
the models I see in magazines….. don’t know their names but they are not cute
maxvog reply on October 31, 2007:
I totally agree with you about models, I don’t think is sexy for a woman to be so thin an tall.
santoinette | Oct 31, 2007 | Reply
Renee Zellweger for sure
Sarah Jessica Parker
Fergie
Paris Hilton
Adrienne Curry (Her attitude definitly makes her unsexy)
Tezzy149 | Oct 31, 2007 | Reply
~ In no particular order ~
Lisa Lampanelli (FUNNY and I love her, but not attractive…)
Jewel (sorry!)
“Posh”
Renee Zellweger
Ann Coulter
juls | Oct 31, 2007 | Reply
1. donatella versace (Just physically revolting)
2. Chyna (grotesquely proportioned, plus she is an alcohloic mess)
3. Janice dickinson (makes me uncomfortable to watch her because she is so strange)
4. Courtney Love (self-explanantory)
5. Elizabeth Hasselback (she is cute on the outside, but then she opens her mouth and the beauty can never again be remembered)
steffi | Nov 1, 2007 | Reply
5. Felicity Huffman ( Transamerica girl ) Oh my god.
4. Salma Hayek. Nothing can save you.
3. Christina Ricci. Wasen’t she in that Casper movie? Mygod she’s bad.
2. Crazy Amy Winehouse. Oh God. She IS halloween every day.
1. Courtney Love. She takes the cake.
Love you Buck =)
siriuslyinlove | Nov 1, 2007 | Reply
1. Amy Winehouse
2. Courtney Love
3. Jocelyn Wildenstein (the “cat lady” who has had so much plastic surgery)
4. Donatella
5. Perez Hilton
granthor | Nov 1, 2007 | Reply
Oh My God I love this question! There’s so much junk to choose from though.
::5::
Tyra Banks.
When I think unsexy I think of all those creatures I’ve been exposed to on Top Model(Janice, The Jays, that Benny Ninja thing, Jaslene, Twiggy, etc). Mainly, I think of the woman behind it all and how every week she wears some unflattering dress that exposes her vagina armpits.
::4::
Pamela Anderson.
Ugh, just typing that makes me feel like I need to visit a clinic and get tested for herpes.
::3::
Sanjaya Malakar.
Remember her??? There were plenty to choose from last Idol’s last season I’m sure, but besides that chick with the wabbly legs & Sanjaya I don’t really remember any other girls in the show.
::2::
Sharon Stone.
I just want to feed her apple sauce and hire someone to change her diapers and soak her teeth in water.
::1::
Courtney Love.
Has she been given her own species yet?
PS- HEY PAULA! Oh wait, it’s just Buck in costume.
LazzaLove reply on November 2, 2007:
PAULA??! No you diint! AWWW Snap!!
Saint_Oz | Nov 1, 2007 | Reply
ok here goes
5. Keira Knightly- i know i know you all hate me but come on! remember in bend it like beckham when she looked oh so normal? than all of the sudden she gets some recognition, and in come the forced blow job lips that seem to be permanently frozen on her face. i could smack her . JUST ONE DIFFERENT FACIAL EXPRESSION IS ALL I ASK!
4.Janice Dickenson- nothing is less sexy than being middle aged (i’m being kind)and thinking your still in your 20’s(you’ll recall her america’s next top model key phrase “when i was a super model…”) , let it go janice! love you twiggy!
3. Kirsten Dunst- sorry but after crazy beautiful i can’t think of her the same way ever again. No bra through the whole movie, and not in the sexy spider man way, in the boobs bouncing all over the place, can’t pay attention to the plot (not that it was good), WHEN WILL THEY STOP, way.
2.Paris Hilton- two things .. skanky is not sexy.. and there is nothing less sexy than a lazy spoiled rich bitch who has accoplished nothing.
1.Denise Richards- lets be honest… she has a weird face and can’t act. i know all you strait guys out there love her, but if you look north just a bit you will see what i am talking about. Plus bitter and spiteful isn’t her color.
paris_apollo | Nov 1, 2007 | Reply
my list
1 amy winehouse
2 rosie o’donell
3 renee zellwegger
4 pamela anderson
5 mia michaels
jupiterdreamer | Nov 1, 2007 | Reply
sarah silverman
mary kate/ashley olsen
ashlee simpson
nicole richie
paris hilton
iisha | Nov 1, 2007 | Reply
Am I the only one that wants to see Chris Crockers naughty-bits picture uncensored? I mean, I wouldn’t wanna see me in person, but it’s sorta like a train wreck - you just cant help but look.
tim_82 reply on November 1, 2007:
see em* in person
tim_82 | Nov 1, 2007 | Reply
1. Ann Coulter (unsexy and ugly through and through)
2. Barbara Bush (both of them)
3. Laura Bush
4. Paris Hilton
5. Perez Hilton
So, I sort of picked 6 and got away with it.
cmoorecole | Nov 1, 2007 | Reply
1.Sarah jessica parker (she is just, dang what happened!)
2.renee zellwegger (no reason needed)
3.Courtney Love (crack baby)
4.paris hilton (i dont see any sexy in her at all, i think its the eye)
5.Jennifer Anstion (i didnt spell her name right, its that girl from friends who was married to brad pitt!)
lov yah buck!
labrisha | Nov 1, 2007 | Reply
Here are mine!
1. Shannan Doherty
2. Madonna
3. Courtney Love
4. Lil Kim
5. Ashlee Simpson
XOXO
Chase!
chasewg | Nov 1, 2007 | Reply
1. Rosie
2. Roseanne
3. Woopi
4. Joy Behar
5. I agree with the magazine: Sandra Oh
vouvoune | Nov 1, 2007 | Reply
Buck, I just went ot myspace to see your husband……..OMG, isn’t he gorgeous!!! WoW!!! Isn;t he a trophee wife…wait, or are you? ;P
you should have him co host a “show and tell edition”
Buck reply on November 1, 2007:
yes he is gorgeous! Tomorrow is our 5 year wedding anniversary!
vouvoune | Nov 1, 2007 | Reply
5. Nicole Richie. She just LOOKS like she has crabs.
4. Barbara Streisand. She’s just flat ugly.
3. Pamela Anderson. Death trap in a skirt.
2. Whoopi Goldberg. Distressed chimp.
1. Joan AND Melissa Rivers. It’s a family affair of ugliness.
bax67 reply on November 4, 2007:
Gotta disagree with Barbara Streisand being ugly.I think she has a unique look.I hate,hate,hate the hairstyle she’s had for years,& the humorless ‘artiste’ she’s become in the last decade,but the young Babs was a total doll.Check her out as a young ingenue in films like “the Way We Were & “What’s Up Doc” ” (especially the latter where she has long blond hair & wears miniskirts that show off her tawny skin & lovely legs.).she had a real comedic charm,beautiful feline eyes and an intriguing profile.There’s also an old publicity shot where she’s made up as Nefertiti that I hope changes your mind.
Today’s poker-faced Babs isn’t appealing.But young,wise-cracking Babs was adorable.
Monster | Nov 1, 2007 | Reply
1. Beyonce. She’s trying too hard to be sexy (which she’s not) and that’s just pathetic. Watching her videos is like watching epileptic people having seizures… sad, but there’s nothing you can do…
2. Amy Winehouse. The first time I saw her I thought she was a dude…
3. Lindsay Lohan. I don’t know why, she’s just not sexy…
4. Madonna. She should really retire, I can’t see her in her disco outfit anymore. I’m tired of her fake British accent too…
5. Sarah Jessica Parker. I don’t know if it’s her nose or the shape of her head or her funny legs…not sexy at all… she has a unique style, though…
Take care… byeeee
mia0905 | Nov 1, 2007 | Reply
1. Ann Coulter-too skinny, too manly, too stupid, too bigoted.
2. Amy Winehouse- i love retro looks, but she takes looking retro too far, she looks about 60 years old in the face.
3. Jennifer Aniston- everything about her is plain, i’ve always found her really annoying.
4. Britney Spears/Lindsey Lohan- oh god. do i even have to explain this one. i think not. i see them both as the same stupid, drunken, whorey entity.
5. Paris Hilton- seriously what is up with her eye? i really want to know. plus, acting like an idiot is really passe.
i only feel it fair to comment on the least sexiest men, so as not to feel sexist.
5. tom cruise- creepy laugh, creepy eyes, creepy voice, creepy religion, creepy couch jumping.
4. 50 cent- wearing a bulletproof vest 24/7 is not a good fashion statement.
3. flava flav- 80-year-old crack heads with 20 kids do not turn me on, i do not care if it gets me on t.v. i would cut my lips off if i had to kiss him.
2. kevin federline- any man who leaves his baby’s momma to mooch off a crashing celebrity, then write awful songs with her money is just never going to be sexy, no matter what.
1. ron jeremy- my whole body shrivels in disgust just by picturing him clothed, i can not imagine what would happen if i saw him nude.
imdizzyagain | Nov 1, 2007 | Reply
My top 5 most unsexy women…
1. Rosie- she isn’t just ugly on in outside- it’s in every fiber of her being
2. Star Jones- she looks sooo scary after her weight loss yucky
3. Gweneth Paltrow- stick figure who always looks bored
4. Ashlee Simpson- nose job didn’t do it honey- you will never look as good as your sis
5. Whoopie- I love you girl- but cha aint sexy
vegas_ho | Nov 1, 2007 | Reply
Hmmmm…
I can’t do it. It’s not in my nature. But I LOVE reading what other people think.
TarynActress | Nov 1, 2007 | Reply
5. tara reid
4. paris hilton
3. avril lavigne
2. star jones
1. perez hilton
prince_chente | Nov 1, 2007 | Reply
I cannot really decide.. so I guesssssss…
5.Paris Hilton
4.Rosie
3.Lindsey Lohan
2.Katie Price
1.Amy Winehouse
zaebinita | Nov 1, 2007 | Reply
least sexy would be ….
1 brittney
2 paris hilton
3 lindsey
4 amy winehouse
5 Pamela anderson
they are all pathetic and now ugly!!!!
sandra_0006 | Nov 1, 2007 | Reply
1.bjork
2.nichole ritchie
3.sandra bernhardt
4.rachael weisz
5.maggie gyllenhaal
ImJustRobyn | Nov 1, 2007 | Reply
CURSE YOU! CHRIS CROCKER IS FUCKING GORGEOUS!
Love you buck.
BuffyLover01 | Nov 1, 2007 | Reply
My least sexy women are:
5. Paris Hilton. (Take the dog out of the purse, Hilton…Really)
4. Lidsay Lohan (It’s a lot less when they have crashed the BMW.)
3. Britney Spears (They invented something to cover the lady bits for a reason, hoe-bag)
2. Nicole Richie (Your father made wonderful music, but you, are scary looking.)
And #1 is Anna Kournikova (SP?? Oh well, Either way, she makes hideous noises on the court, and hideous comments off of it.)
Love you Buck!
P.S I think you’re the sexiest batwoman ever.
The_Silver_Doe | Nov 1, 2007 | Reply
1. sarah jessica parker
2. cameron diaz
3. anna farris (scary movies)
4. avril lavigne
5. chris crocker
txsweetie8602 | Nov 2, 2007 | Reply
congrats on your anniversary btw!
txsweetie8602 | Nov 2, 2007 | Reply
Hmmm, its kind of hard, but here goes:
1-Paris Hilton, what a skank, I hate her.
2-Elizabeth Hasselback, hate that homophobic hoe.
3-Janice Dickenson, the horror.
4-Donatella Versace, just plain ugly for a designer.
5-Chris Crocker, the most horrible amorph i’ve ever seen.
buck_rocks_my_hole reply on November 2, 2007:
chris crocker? totally. I am so sorry that he is getting his own show… oii… now all of the stupid people are going to think younger gay guys are whiny, self absorbed, bleached blonde, britney lovers. I feel so bad.
Gus_Cas | Nov 2, 2007 | Reply
lol I loved the segment buck!
5.)Gwen Stefani (ugh, even the music is bad.)
4.)Jennifer Anniston
3.)Nicole Richie
2.)Elizabeth Hasselbeck
1.)Ann Coulter
betcha ten bucks none of these women would be on the Maxim Not list because they are all skinny, priviliged, mainstream girls who play into what those guys want.
buck_rocks_my_hole | Nov 2, 2007 | Reply
My least sexy women are:
5) Tori Spelling - I love her, but she totally has a horse face!
4) Paris Hilton - I hate her, and she so boney!
3) Oprah - girl has the same thyroid prob as my mom, and bags under her eyes that can compete in size with her thighs.
2) Ann Coulter - as ugly on the outside as she is on the inside
1) Lance Bass - sorry, girl’s an ug
Hope you like my list!!!!!!
joshycakes | Nov 2, 2007 | Reply
5)Tori Spelling
4)Jennifer Love Hewitt
3)Dina Lohan
2)Avril Lavinge
1)Celine Dion
=]
JennFizzle. | Nov 2, 2007 | Reply
Ok, my picks for least sexy:
5) A Golden Girl
4) A Golden Girl
3) A Golden Girl
2) The Queen bug from the Alien movies. Giant egg sacs attached to your booty are so last century.
1) Regan from The Exorcist. She’s only 12, anyway, and all those cuts on her face and the ash-pale skin do her no favors.
MntlWard | Nov 2, 2007 | Reply
Least sexy list!
1.Kelly Osbourne
2.Fergie
3.Tori Spelling
4.Nicole Ritchie
5.Jessica Simpson
TheAvelFairy | Nov 2, 2007 | Reply
5. Britney, worse now than ever but i always thought she was awful looking
4. Paris Hilton–hey can you do a most useless celebs list? cause these first two would kick it on both lists
3. Courtney Love–my god, even when this woman tried to glam it up she looked horrid. see proof here:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/graphics/2004/07/10/love/love4.jpg
omigod, THAT’S who Chris Crocker is trying to look like!
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Courtney-Love-C.jpg
they are most definately equally as frightening and given way more celebrity than they deserve…I HAD TO HAVE IT!
2. Victoria Beckham–ug, girl i know it takes a lot of strength when you are that undernourished but at least try to pick up a sandwich and eat it!! and it makes me so mad that Becks said that he likes thin women. yeah, shocker there. seriously Posh, if you were any thinner you’d fall through that crack in the…oops, too late.
1. drumroll please….It’s Britney Bitch! yeah, i know it’s cheating, but she’s got so little sexy she had to be on this list twice. the woman is a walking ad for a mental institustion and a stylist all at once. *shudders*
ooh but check out this list:
it’s Halloween Spooky scary!
http://listverse.com/people/top-10-ugliest-female-celebrities/
check out this site!!! it’s all lists!
and please please please do the top 5 least sexy male celebs, cause i’ve got an arsenal.
love you Buck,
Crissy
blumuun | Nov 2, 2007 | Reply
I’m surprised that only one person said that Joja Fox was least sexy. I think she’s pretty, but I know a lot of people who find her ugly.
RENThead91 | Nov 2, 2007 | Reply
1.Chris Crocker
2.Kelly Osborne
3.Britney Spears(yea I’m gay, I just don’t like her)
4.Lidsay Lohan(drugs aren’t sexy)
5.Hilary CLinton
ImJustRobyn reply on November 2, 2007:
OH GOD YOU ARE TO RIGHT LOL
NickoHeap | Nov 2, 2007 | Reply
5.Calista Flockhart
4.Paris Hilton
3.Kelly Osburne
2.Sandra Bernhardt
1.Martha Plimpton
Agree???
bekom | Nov 2, 2007 | Reply
I think you hit on some key ugly women. Nice job, Michael. ^_^
Here is my list in no particular order…
Tori Spelling
Amy Winehouse
Courtney Love
Sarah Jessica Parker
Fergie, who has possibly the ugliest female face…
JadeyChi | Nov 2, 2007 | Reply
YOU ARE so sexy michael lol
ImJustRobyn | Nov 2, 2007 | Reply
1. Whoopie Goldberg—doesn’t even wear a bra, not even on “The View!”
2. Oprah Winfrey—ever seen her without make-up…YIKES.
3. China Doll—manly and scuzzy at the same time.
4. Kelly Osbourne
5. Tori Spelling—something amphibian like about her face.
JC-Texas reply on November 2, 2007:
Yikes! Tori Spelling is horrific, some sort of genetic mutation kicked in when she was about 20….
so…
1. Hilary Duff-another beauty-turned-ugly plus is named after a beer
2. Tori like you said
3. Jamie-Lynn Siegler
4. Sandra Bullock-Looked like a man for years, then was beautiful for a while, now heading down that steep slope. One more movie left in her before she’s turnd out to pasture
5. Reba (i know she doesn’t count b/c she is old and stupid but she is such a hick i hate her)
casey681984 | Nov 2, 2007 | Reply
1. Amy Winehouse
2. Macy Gray
3. Ann Coulter
4. Sandra Bernhardt
5. Paris Hilton
Snasty!!!
LazzaLove | Nov 2, 2007 | Reply
I’m leavin’ a top ten!
1.Amy Winehouse-She takes the cake, yikes cracked out trannie!
2.Paris Hilton-She’s skanky & gross Don’t look to close you’ll get a STD
3.Kate Moss-She looks like the child vampire of interview with a vampire.
4.Fergie-EWWW! She is like 40 somethin’ and her face is sour beer face
5.Madonna- She’s so pasty and old like the crypt keeper.
6.Jane Seymour-Yuck to the fake boobs and funky eyes. Her boobs are to sag like every other 70 year old.
7.Karina Smirnoff-I don’t understand Mario’s thought, she looks like burnt plastic.
8.Lindsay Lohan-Fire crotch! lol Freckled muppet. lol
9.Jessica Alba-She’s not sexy because she’s ashamed of her heritage.
10.Amanda Peete-She looks odd.
princessrvsmn | Nov 3, 2007 | Reply
I’m leavin’ a top ten!
1.Amy Winehouse-She takes the cake, yikes cracked out trannie!
2.Paris Hilton-She’s skanky & gross Don’t look to close you’ll get a STD
3.Kate Moss-She looks like the child vampire of interview with a vampire.
4.Fergie-EWWW! She is like 40 somethin’ and her face is sour beer face
5.Madonna- She’s so pasty and old like the crypt keeper.
6.Jane Seymour-Yuck to the fake boobs and funky eyes. Her boobs are to sag like every other 70 yr. old
7.Karina Smirnoff-I don’t understand Mario’s thought, she looks like burnt plastic.
8.Lindsay Lohan-Fire crotch! lol Freckled muppet. lol
9.Jessica Alba-She’s not sexy because she’s ashamed of her heritage.
10.Amanda Peete-She looks odd.
Welcome to the dog show! hoooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwlllllllllll
princessrvsmn | Nov 3, 2007 | Reply
#1 Rosie Odonnel - Bitter nasty skank
#2 Joan Rivers - Rubber Face
#3 Renee Zellweger - Never get over her big fat underwear and nasty face
#4 Oprah - Her big head scares me.
#5 Tyra Banks - Self appointed head shrink
JAW | Nov 3, 2007 | Reply
Least sexiest women are…
1. Stacy Mckenzie (ew)
2. Amy Winehouse (creepy)
3. Madonna (too old)
4. Amelle Berrabah
lucky13 | Nov 3, 2007 | Reply
Hi,Buck! Happy Anniversary! Your husband is gorgeous! No wonder you love him!
Least sexy women IMO are,counting from #5 to #1 are:
5)Sandra Bernhard:When I sister & I first saw her in King of Comedy,we decided she was the fugliest woman we’d ever seen.She could chew an apple thru’ a tennis racket with that mouth.Then we found out she’d been a model!we were like,WTF?Model for what?The ‘before’ pictures for a cosmetic dentist practice???
4)Gwyntheth Paltow.
Eat something,Gwyneth.Then you might aquire a sex drive & a personality.Why is this plain,boring girl famous?She plays every role as if she has something up her butt.
3)Victoria Beckham.
Stick thin,horrible fake boobies,horrible piggy snout nose & all the bored personality of a shop assistant.
2)Nicole Kidman.
I’m an Aussie and can remember what she looked liked before she went to the US.(Google ‘ BMX Bandits’)Her freckles & slightly tom-boyish features were very cute & her onscreen presence very appealing.After so much facial work she looks like plastic alien from the planet Botox.Put down the knife,Nicole…please!And when did she get boobies?So she won’t drown at sea?
http://perezhilton.com/?p=4967#more-4967
Drumroll:And my ‘least sexiest’ is:
1)Ann Coulter
Proof that blond hair,long legs & a sense of humour mean nought if you have a cold,black heart.Yes,it’s a cliché,but true: it’s what’s inside that counts.
bax67 | Nov 3, 2007 | Reply
5) Deena Lohan
4) Richard Simmons
3) Cher
2) Paris Hilton
1) And yeah Chris Crocker (i think this is on everyone’s list)
Micheal you are the sexiest! You are on the other list… Top 5 Sexiest Caped Crime Fighter! yeah…i said caped….
DementedJuggalette | Nov 3, 2007 | Reply
ok lemme see
My least sexy list:
5)Madonna
4)Sarah Jessica Parker
3)Sarah Silverman
2)Joan Rivers
1)Rosie O’Donnel
but Buck you are the sexiest of course!
Anonymouslyours19 | Nov 3, 2007 | Reply
Hey this is my least sexy women list
1) Michael Jackson
2) Britney Spears
3) Rosie O’donnel
4) Kirstie Alley
5) Chris Crocker
graciewacie90 | Nov 3, 2007 | Reply
Ok, first thing first….Madonna will ALWAYS BE SEXY!!!….She has been sexy way before Mariah, Janet and J-Lo…..yea she may be a mother, yea she may have a brit accent now but in August 2008 she will be 50 and she will be living proof that 50 can still be SEXY!!….so on to the topic at hand….my least sexy five are:
5. J-Lo…being an ex Fly Girl, making a bad and slanted bio-pic film and marrying a lame second rate singer does not make you sexy….your not multi-talented, your multi lame….
4. Nicollette Sheridan….being associated in ANY WAY with Michael Bolton (the ultimate Un-Sexiest PERSON in the World!!) automatically makes you un-sexy…
3. Nicole Kidman…staring off into space in every film you make does not make you sexy…..
2. Sarah Silverman…being mean, telling hurtful jokes, making fun of everybody for no purpose does not make you sexy, let alone funny….spewing hate is NEVER sexy….my condolences to Jimmy Kimmel…
1. Elisa-Bitch….being narrow-minded, close-minded and empty-minded is never sexy….being 30 and setting a poor example for other young women is also never sexy….just because your blond, rich and married to the star quarterback, that never makes you sexy, it makes you predictable….good luck in your new predictable lame life in Arizona and away from The View…..
Disney69 | Nov 4, 2007 | Reply
#1 Britney Spears - trailer! nuff said
#2 Reene Zellwegger - squinty eyes, pudgie face and stoopid voice
#3 Pamela Anderson - one word: plastic
#4 Amy Winohouse - in need of a good scrub junkie
#5 Ellen Pompeo - 12 y/o boy, no hips tits ass
LeHag | Nov 5, 2007 | Reply
Unsexy list
Men
1. K-Fed – his dirty D*ck ass has 4 children under the age of 6. Trifflin’ scum bucket.
2. Almost all of the Rappers out there especially Piles and 50 cent (lyric “you aint got to pull your panties off just pull em to the side”) that says it all.
3. Eddy Murphy – for denying that scary spice was caring his baby and then marring some other bitch while he was doing it.
4. Spencer (the HILLS) – he’s ugly and a bitch. Please let someone hurt him GOD.
5. Ray J (see Whitney Houston) and the sex tape
6. All the guys from I LOVE NEW YORK
Women
1. Paris- I don’t care how pretty she is on the outside she is ugly to the bone on the inside.
2. Superhead (Kirran) – for obvious reasons.
3. Whitney Houston- Because of the rumor I heard on the radio about Bobby Brown’s sister saying in an interview that she was trying to “save” Whitney because she had smoked so much crack that her front teeth corroded and she had false teeth. That’s not the bad part, she went on to say that Whitney went on crack benders and would look her self in a bathroom with a sex toy and service herself while smoking crack. Dayum…
4. Every contestant that has ever been on or tried out for THE FLAVOR OF LOVE.
5. All the girls from “The girls next door”- having sex with Heff’s 90 year old ass is really nasty and they got a curfew too? What are they, 10?
6. Brittany Spears- I am so tired of people defending this bitch. She fell off deal with it.
7. Scary Spice- one f’ed up man after another you would think she would get a clue Plus Eddy Murphy’s ass is ugly
8. Hiedi- She is a sceeming bitch and she tries to act all innocent and is so far from it
9. Fergie- she has a great body but her face looks like she’s 50.
10. Rihanna- she isn’t pretty to me she just looks dull with not sex appeal
11. Kristan Dunst – She’s played to many dirty girls and been naked in to many movies to be sexy I guess. (also enter the girl from The princess diaries because of the same reason Anne Hathaway.)
12.Michelle Trachtenberg- Because after that Eurotrip movie I never saw her the same.
13. Kim Kardashian- sex tape, and she was wrong for that fitness tape because her ass just keeps getting bigger.
14. Naomi Campbell- someone needs to hit her with a phone.
Fugly List
1. Flavo Flav (Sh*ty Chocolate)
2. New Yorks mother (aka the wolfman)
3. Courtney Love (woooweee what happened to her face Jesus! She is also unsexy after letting her dog chock to death on one of her implants)
4. Chris Crocker ( I don’t even know who the F he is but when I saw him eww)
5. Usher’s new Baby Mama/Wife (b*tch you are soo lucky with your man face)
6. The Olsen twins (why are people trying to convince me these two cabbage patch kids are “hot”)
7. Amy Whinehouse (the beehive actually makes her not as ugly even though its ratted looking)
HottieDucatti reply on November 5, 2007:
Sorry about the misspellings and the bad grammar people. Its been a long day. What The BUCK!
HottieDucatti | Nov 5, 2007 | Reply
My five LEAST SEXY WOMEN!
5. Angelina Jolie (Rubber Face!)
4. Jennifer Garner
3. Britney Spears (Eager The Beaver!)
2. Fergie (I piss my pants and the show must go on!)
1. Portia de Rossi (I was once pretty and now I’m caught in between!)
Suzzu | Nov 6, 2007 | Reply
O c’mon stop adding Donatella Versace
that woman s like 100 years old!!!
Rebella | Nov 7, 2007 | Reply
This is HARD!!
I made a really long list of really un-sexy people, and kept asking “who do I really not want to see naked?”
And then I left Tyra off for certain, because someone mentioned their fear of her jumping out from behind their couch and yelling at them. And I am now TERRIFIED of that, so Tyra, you are very sexy. Like a giant bat. Giant, supersexy bat.
5. Rosie O’Donnell - DO NOT want to see her girl bits.
4. Jefree Star - Don’t know what bits it has, but I don’t want to see them.
3. Oprah - She may be too evil to have bits, but I don’t want to ever have to know.
2. Joan Rivers - Old, saggy, and molested by plastic surgeons. She’s just creepy, and a really good reason not to ever get plastic surgery.
1. Courtney Love - I’m kind of scared to mention her, because it’s late and her face is really likely to give me nightmares. She looks like someone strait out of a horror film. A naked version of her probably will someday appear in my bedroom and stab me to death with a knife because I didn’t forward a myspace bulletin.
PixieSailor | Nov 8, 2007 | Reply
least sexy women!:
5. Fantasia - whoa whats with the mouth dude!
4. Jenifer Hudson - she looks like a baked watermelon( if there’s such a thing)
3. Pam Anderson - like… puke!
4. Oprah - o hate her coz she’s damn rich!! and she’s fat and old and ugly!!
5. Britney - she’s a man with ovaries!!!
AND “F U” TO THOSE WHO SAID XTINA’S NOT SEXY!!!
June | Nov 8, 2007 | Reply
New York (I mean, really, a reality show about getting a crack ho LAID?
Amy Winehouse (Booger drag on a real girl? Is this necessary?)
Star Jones (from larger-than-life to rail-thin - is she on meth?)
Britney Spears (this gurl needs a spiritual healing from Ted Haggard)
Paris Hilton (why, oh why, did god take anna nicole and not HER?)
Perez Hilton (no comment necessary)
Heidi Montag and her fake “hills” - there are enough surgically-enhanced tampon spokesmodels out there
Marykateandashleyolsen (at least the pedophiles will always have Full House reruns)
Tila Tequila (her reality show proves that she really WILL f**k anybody)
LaToya Jackson (if she misses a payment, will her doc repossess her face?)
Kirstie Alley (puh-leeze!!! Have you tried duct tape - ON YOUR FRIDGE?)
pno4tay | Nov 9, 2007 | Reply
Can I add Victoria Beckham? Jeez, if David Beckham was boffing ME, the least I could do is SMILE occasionally!!!!
pno4tay | Nov 9, 2007 | Reply
My least sexy women are
1.Lindsay Lohan
2.Rosie O Donnel
3.America Ferrara
4.Carmit Bashar (of the PussyCat Dolls)
5.Keyshia Cole
WeRtheBoredFreaks | Nov 10, 2007 | Reply
1. Rumer Willis
2. Tori Spelling
3. Renee Zeleweger
4. Whoppi Goldberg..I like her but she’s just not sexy.
5. Heather Mills..too much drama/arguing make not a sexy woman.
sultrisihren | Nov 11, 2007 | Reply
I forgot Janice Dickinson..she is a nasty rude b**ch..totally unsexy!
sultrisihren | Nov 11, 2007 | Reply
5.lindsay lohan
4.amy whinehouse(eww..)
3.Michael Buckley(lol sorri..your still funny…)
2.Star jones
1.paris hilton(i seen uglier chicks cuter then her!!)
and theres more but ill stop at five =]
-will
lovewill2day | Nov 11, 2007 | Reply
1. PARIS HILTON–I HATE THAT SKANK
2. Teri Hatcher/ Posh–tied because they both have that creppy old women botox look
3. Jessica Simpson/ Pamela Anderson–there are too many dumb blond girls with big boobs in Hollywood and both have overrated looks
4. Nicole Richie–she NEEDS to gain weight
5. Christina Aguilera–I’m not into the whole bleached blond look, I prefer a natural look
spazticbert88 | Nov 11, 2007 | Reply
5. Jessica Simpson
4. Dina Lohan
3. Sarah Silverman
2. Mel C
1. Mariah Carey
So really I wanted to have Posh in this list too, but just don’t want to re-write my list, she is anyways somewhere in the top 3, she’s so skinny that it makes me wanna puke! :S
Xx-maria-xX | Nov 14, 2007 | Reply